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- Revealed: Queensland's State of Origin secret
- New visa test to require immigrants to shotgun a VB while wearing a Bintang singlet
- United launches new drag on/drag off seating
- Ahmed Fahour quit Australia Post years ago. His resignation letter only arrived today
- Liberal donor insists he has no influence on party policy
- People pursued by Centrelink advised to become multi-national companies
- Stairway to heaven: baby boomers trip to that great big opium den in the sky
- Australia falls four places - from 18th to 28th - in international maths rankings
- South Africa skilfully exploits Aussies’ weakness: cricket
- Mexico builds to keep out Americans fleeing Trump presidency
- Donald Trump releases statement distancing himself from Cory Bernardi endorsement
- Banks charge government 'processing fee' for answering inquiry questions
- Large group of Australians entirely dependent on government handouts, Scott Morrison warns
- NSW Premier Mike Baird bans socks
- Michael Phelps released back into the ocean
- Australia's population now 48, ABS confirms
- 'Census is invasion of my privacy', man writes on website that knows his underwear size
- Ten other things Pauline Hanson should call for a royal commission into
- Bunnings announces takeover bid for polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market
- Turnbull campaigns on stability: "We haven't knifed a leader for 9 months"
- Britain’s ‘Leave’ voters cleverly deter migrants by destroying economy
- Process to find two most despised people in US finally complete
- Bill Shorten to scrap entire GST system to avoid having to talk about tampons
- Jarryd Hayne to take Nick Kyrgios’s spot to pursue dream of playing Olympic tennis
- We're just abiding by the rules, say only people with power to change rules
- New high speed rail will run between Sydney and Melbourne once every election year
- Donald Trump vows to stop birds migrating to America next summer
- This morning’s coffee to sell for between $1 and $1.20, barista tells real estate agent
- Nation's dogs frantically rush to get papers in order
- New police wine unit announced for Sydney