Mee-Shee: The Water Giant (2005)

Actors: Bruce Greenwood (actor), Joe Pingue (actor), Phyllida Law (actress), Shane Rimmer (actor), Rena Owen (actress), John Henderson (director), Joel Tobeck (actor), Angela Waller (miscellaneous crew), Rainer Mockert (producer), Tom Jackson (actor), Bill Jones (editor), Jared Connon (miscellaneous crew), Daniel Magder (actor), Michael Saccente (actor), David Yardley (editor),

Plot: A New York City oil company troubleshooter is brought to a remote B.C. lake to look for some lost machinery. Cancelling a trip to Disney World with his son, he decides to bring the boy along. They both end up experiencing more excitement than Mickey could ever conjure in Orlando, when they meet up with bad guys and a legendary creature.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, environmentalism, father-son-relationship, lake, native-american, oil-company, punctuation-in-title, rhyme-in-title
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The world's most lovable monster is about to surface!

Little Big Man (1970)

Actors: Arthur Penn (director), Jesse Vint (actor), Annette O'Toole (actress), Dustin Hoffman (actor), Faye Dunaway (actress), Dorothy Jeakins (costume designer), M. Emmet Walsh (actor), Martin Balsam (actor), Don Brodie (actor), Alan Oppenheimer (actor), James Anderson (actor), Jeff Corey (actor), William Hickey (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Richard Mulligan (actor),

Plot: Jack Crabb is 121 years old as the film begins. A collector of oral histories asks him about his past. He recounts being captured and raised by indians, becoming a gunslinger, marrying an indian, watching her killed by General George Armstrong Custer, and becoming a scout for him at Little Big Horn.

Keywords: abduction, adolescence, aged-person, alcoholic, alternative-history, american-indian, attempted-seduction, bar-shootout, based-on-novel, bath
Genres: History, Western,
Taglines: Either The Most Neglected Hero In History Or A Liar Of Insane Proportion! Little Big Man Was Either The Most Neglected Hero In History Or A Liar Of Insane Proportion!

Quotes:

Old Lodge Skins: Invisible! I've never been invisible before!

Louise Pendrake: Well, Jack. Now you know. This is a house of ill fame. And I'm a fallen flower. This life is not only wicked and sinful. It isn't even any fun.

Jack Crabb: Do you hate them? Do you hate the White man now?::Old Lodge Skins: Do you see this fine thing? Do you admire the humanity of it? Because the human beings, my son, they believe everything is alive. Not only man and animals. But also water, earth, stone. And also the things from them... like that hair. The man from whom this hair came, he's bald on the other side, because I now own his scalp! That is the way things are. But the white man, they believe EVERYTHING is dead. Stone, earth, animals. And people! Even their own people! If things keep trying to live, white man will rub them out. That is the difference.

Jack Crabb: Mr. Merriwhether, you don't know when you're licked!::Mr. Merriweather: Licked? I'm not licked. I'm tarred and feathered, that's all.

General Custer: You came up here to kill me, didn't you? And you lost your nerve. Well, I was correct. In a sense, you are a renegade, but you are no Cheyenne Brave. Do I hang you? I think not. Get out of here.

Jack Crabb: You're not going to hang me.::General Custer: Your miserable life is not worth the reversal of a Custer decision.

Old Lodge Skins: Don't worry my son, you will be back with us, I dreamed it last night. I saw you with your wives::Jack Crabb: Wives, Grandfather?::Old Lodge Skins: Yes, there were three... or four, it was hard to tell. It was very dark in your teepee and they were under buffalo rugs as you crawled among them. Anyway, it was a great copulation.

Jack Crabb: Grandfather, I have a white wife.::Old Lodge Skins: You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard.::Jack Crabb: Yes, Grandfather.::Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?::Jack Crabb: Well sure, Grandfather.::Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all.

Old Lodge Skins: I saw you in a dream my son. You were drinking from a spring that came from the nose of an animal I didn't recognize. It had two great horns, one on each side of its nose, and the water that came from its nose was full of air!

Jack Crabb: General, you go down there.::General Custer: You're advising me to go into the Coulee?::Jack Crabb: Yes sir.::General Custer: There are no Indians there, I suppose.::Jack Crabb: I didn't say that. There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done with you, there won't be nothing left but a greasy spot. This ain't the Washite River, General, and them ain't helpless women and children waiting for you. They're Cheyenne brave, and Sioux. You go down there, General, if you've got the nerve.::General Custer: Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner. You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really *don't* want me to go down there!

Gun Fight (1961)

Actors: Gerald Drayson Adams (writer), Gerald Drayson Adams (writer), Bob Woodward (actor), John Damler (actor), James Brown (actor), Robert E. Kent (producer), Boyd Stockman (actor), Gene Coogan (actor), Bill Coontz (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Jack Kenny (actor), William Kerwin (actor), Gregg Palmer (actor), Cliff Lyons (actor), Richard Schayer (writer),

Plot: On the stagecoach to Laramie, Wayne Santley rescues singer Nora Brown from the advances of gambler Cole Fender. In Laramie, Wayne discovers his brother Brad is an outlaw, but he refuses to join the gang of rustlers and sets up a homestead. He and Nora are married. Later Brad repents and joins his brother, but Brad's former partner Pawnee organizes an attack on the brothers. Despite the source that seems to think so, this was not an M-G-M production.

Keywords: 1870s, baby, biblical-quote, brooch, brother-brother-relationship, christian, fistfight, fur-trapper, grand-tetons, gunfight
Genres: Western,

Quotes:

Wayne Santley: I was just thinking about how different it is when you're not in the Army. You know, you're the first girl I've been this close to in over eight months.::Nora Blaine: Eight months in the wild and I picked you for a traveling companion?::Cole Fender: No cause for concern, Miss Blaine. I'm here to protect you.

Wayne Santley: [to Cole] How'd you get so good beatin' up women? You practice on kids and puppy dogs?

[Wayne and Nora kiss]::Wayne Santley: How am I doing?::Nora Blaine: Very sweet and tender.::Wayne Santley: You know, my barracks room buddies would be shocked to hear I'm sweet and, um, so on.

[Brad and Pawnee listen as Wayne kills a sentry armed with a rifle]::Brad Santley: One .44 shot, no Winchester.::Pawnee: Looks like your brother knew the password.

[Wayne has learned his brother is the leader of an outlaw gang]::Nora Blaine: The nighthawks have killed a lot of people; they'll keep on killing. You've got to tell the sheriff where to find them.::Wayne Santley: Do you know what you're asking?::Nora Blaine: When a man's hands are stained with blood, he forfeits all kinship rights.

Joe Emery: You didn't cotton to cattle raisin', huh?::Wayne Santley: Joe, you knew I wouldn't, didn't ya?::Joe Emery: Well, that's all behind ya now - leave it there. Never did believe in taking shadows into new territory.

Nora Blaine: You speak with considerable authority about sin. Are you, by chance, a preacher?::Jonathan: I am a duly ordained minister, young woman.::Nora Blaine: Is it not as much your duty to prevent sin as cast it out?::Jonathan: Such is the will of the Lord.::Nora Blaine: Then, if you will, we'd like you to marry us.

Molly: How's it up on the trap line? Is it safe enough for my Moose man all alone?::Wayne Santley: Well, Molly, there's a big grizzly robbin' all the traps, but he's due to hole up any day now.::Molly: Honey baby, I'm goin' with ya.::Moose: Aw, Molly, woman don't trap and kill fur animals!::Molly: Well, you do your trappin' and I'll just sit and watch for the grizzly. If he tries to bother my honey baby, I'll break his durn back!

Wayne Santley: Brad, I guess it's been a long time since either one of us has been inside a church, but something we learned there as kids you oughta remember it right now.::Brad Santley: Bible words don't fit my lips these days, Wayne.::Wayne Santley: I'm not ashamed of 'em, remember? "The Lord said, 'Where is they brother?" And Cain replied, 'Am I my brother's keeper?'"

Brad Santley: You know, they say that blood washes off gold, but I know better.

Fort Massacre (1958)

Actors: Irving Bacon (actor), Joel McCrea (actor), Francis McDonald (actor), George N. Neise (actor), Robert Osterloh (actor), Denver Pyle (actor), John Russell (actor), Forrest Tucker (actor), Claire Carleton (actress), Walter Mirisch (producer), Marlin Skiles (composer), Joseph M. Newman (director), Anthony Caruso (actor), Rayford Barnes (actor), Larry Chance (actor),

Plot: During the Indian Wars in the Southwest, a sergeant assumes command of a cavalry detachment after it is mauled in an Apache ambush that killed its captain and seriously wounded its lieutenant. The surviving troopers must reach either a larger cavalry column or a wagon train the column is to escort. But first they need water and the nearest water hole is in Apache hands....

Keywords: cavalry, indian-attack
Genres: Western,
Taglines: THE WEST'S MOST SAVAGE STORY OF HATE, PRIDE AND CUNNING! (original print ad - all caps)

Quotes:

[Vinson's cavalry patrol hurriedly buries a dead trooper]::Sgt. Vinson: Collins, that deep enough. Roll him in and cover him up. Let's move!::Pvt. Collins: You mean without reading the Good Book?::Sgt. Vinson: If he needs our help to make it upstairs, he's in worse shape than he looks.

Sgt. Vinson: I need a six-foot hole dug. Any volunteers?::Pvt. McGurney: Don't look at me, Sergeant. I'm too overcome with grief.::Pvt. Pendelton: Well, I certainly can't do that!::Pvt. Collins: All right, I'll be the goat. Half the tobacco?::Pvt. McGurney: Collins, three feet will be plenty. He was only half a man.

The Adventures of Rick O'Shay (1958)

Actors: Whitey Hughes (actor), Oliver Drake (director), Billy Dix (actor), Ewing Miles Brown (actor), Bob Duncan (producer), Bob Duncan (writer), Bob Gilbert (actor), Bob Gilbert (producer), Stephen Keyes (actor), Lewis Wilson (actor), Bob Curtis (actor), Elizabeth Marshall (actress), Angela Arsen (actress), William Locy (producer), Jack Taylor (producer),

Genres: Western,

A Ticket to Tomahawk (1950)

Actors: Herbert Heywood (actor), Olin Howland (actor), Paul Brinegar (actor), Robert Adler (actor), Walter Brennan (actor), Edward Clark (actor), Dan Dailey (actor), Jack Elam (actor), Rory Calhoun (actor), Joseph Forte (actor), William Gould (actor), Harry Carter (actor), Raymond Greenleaf (actor), Paul Harvey (actor), Mauritz Hugo (actor),

Plot: In 1876 Dawson wants to prevent a train from getting to Tomahawk CO on time, to keep it from competing with his stage coach line. Kit, who must get the train to its goal, forces Johnny aboard as the needed passenger. Madame Adelaide's showgirls (including Marilyn as Clara) ride along and, en route to Tomahawk, join Johnny in "Oh, What a Forward Young Man You Are."

Keywords: 1870s, american-indian, arapaho-tribe, axe, chinese-man, colorado, competition, dance-number, dancing-girl, dynamite
Genres: Comedy, Music, Western,
Taglines: Heap big funny picture. The great comedy of the great outdoors! ALL ABOARD for the time of your life!

Ghost Town Law (1942)

Actors: E.R. Hickson (miscellaneous crew), Ben Corbett (actor), Raymond Hatton (actor), Jack Ingram (actor), Buck Jones (actor), Charles King (actor), Frank Lackteen (actor), Tom London (actor), Murdock MacQuarrie (actor), Carl Pierson (editor), Jack Baxley (actor), Tim McCoy (actor), Kansas Moehring (actor), Milburn Morante (actor), Artie Ortego (actor),

Genres: Western,
Taglines: HAUNTED HORSEMEN! (original ad - all caps) Ghostly killers, haunted mines, nights of terror....in the Rough Riders' ace adventure!

Wells Fargo (1937)

Actors: Erville Alderson (actor), Ernie Adams (actor), William Arnold (actor), Sam Ash (actor), Frank Austin (actor), Arthur Aylesworth (actor), Granville Bates (actor), Jack Baxley (actor), Scotty Beckett (actor), Hank Bell (actor), Joseph E. Bernard (actor), Barlowe Borland (actor), Wade Boteler (actor), Ed Brady (actor), Henry Brandon (actor),

Genres: History, Western,
Taglines: TOGETHER THEY BUILD A CONTINENT! He lives the magnificent adventure that saves a country and she shares the adventures of the man she loves!

Quotes:

Hank York - a Wanderer: I've had no more luck than a duck with a doorknob.

Ghost Valley (1932)

Actors: William Clemens (editor), Ted Adams (actor), Harry Bowen (actor), Billy Franey (actor), Adele Buffington (writer), Fred Allen (director), Ernie Adams (actor), George 'Gabby' Hayes (actor), Tom Keene (actor), Jack Kirk (actor), Tom London (actor), Buck Moulton (actor), Harry Semels (actor), Al Taylor (actor), Slim Whitaker (actor),

Plot: Jerry Long and Jane Worth are heirs to an abandoned mining town. Judge Drake knows there is gold there and wants them to sell. He plans to scare Jane and has hired Jerry, not knowing his true identity, to impersonate the other heir. Jane is quickly scared and is ready to leave, but Jerry doesn't want to and sets out to find the truth.

Keywords: aunt-niece-relationship, bandit, cafe, cat, chase, church, corruption, cowboy, disguise, escape
Genres: Romance, Western,
Taglines: WHIRLWIND OF SURPRISES...! (original print ad - all caps) Chills of a Mystery Shocker, Thrills of a Wild Western Combined in a double-barrelled ACTION ATTRACTION Daredevil Cowboy Masquerade A Dare-devil Cowboy finds his fortune but loses his heart amid weird mystery!