The Mini-Golf Open (2012)

Actors: Charlie Todd (producer), Charlie Todd (actor), Rob Lathan (actor), Neil Casey (actor), Johnathan Fernandez (actor), Patrick Cassels (actor), Alex Scordelis (actor), Birch Harms (actor), Jorge Andres (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Spy (2011)

Actors: Frank Vincent (actor), Page Ostrow (producer), Robert L. Seigel (miscellaneous crew), Vinny Vella (actor), Vincent Pastore (actor), Patrick Meaney (editor), Jeff Pucillo (actor), Lora Kojovic (actress), John 'Cha Cha' Ciarcia (actor), Richard V. Licata (actor), Mike Bash (actor), Tonja Walker (actress), Baxter Smith (actor), Ben Curtis (actor), Ben Curtis (producer),

Plot: Jonathan, an electronics expert and spy, is hired to track a beautiful woman with a harrowing past. Little does he know that this will be an assignment like no other. As he carries on with his surveillance, he cannot ignore that his feelings are growing for this woman, his "target". He is getting too involved. It's getting too real. He finally crosses a professional line and meets her, only to find out that her mysterious past is nothing he could have imagined. With the mob after her and time running out, they have to work together to expose the real secret that has been following her for years.

Keywords: espionage, spy
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Who owns your genes?

The Bounty Hunter (2010)

Actors: Jennifer Aniston (actress), Cathy Moriarty (actress), Naeem Uzimann (actor), William James Kelly (actor), Christine Baranski (actress), Carol Kane (actress), Adam LeFevre (actor), Matt Malloy (actor), Robert Bizik (actor), Peter Greene (actor), Gerard Butler (actor), Jeff Garlin (actor), Jason Sudeikis (actor), Neal H. Moritz (producer), Ryan Kavanaugh (producer),

Plot: Milo Boyd, a down-on-his-luck bounty hunter, gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly. He thinks all that's ahead is an easy payday, but when Nicole gives him the slip so she can chase a lead on a murder cover-up, Milo realizes that nothing ever goes simply with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other - until they find themselves on the run for their lives. They thought their promise to love, honor and obey was tough - staying alive is going to be a whole lot tougher.

Keywords: american-flag, arm-sling, atlantic-city, bar, bare-chested-male, beauty-mask, bicycle-rickshaw, blood-spatter, bounty-hunter, box-office-flop
Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: The pursuit begins Spring 2010 It's a Job. It Isn't Personal. Well, Maybe a Little ...

Quotes:

[Milo dumps Nicole in his trunk]::Nicole Hurley: No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!::Milo Boyd: [shuts the trunk] I'm dead "seri"!

[calling Milo from inside his car's trunk]::Nicole Hurley: Milo, please, you have got to let me out of here.::Milo Boyd: Hmm... nope!::Nicole Hurley: All right, I shouldn't have run away, you just caught me off guard. And the truth is, I think I might need your advice on something.::Milo Boyd: Well, that's a real shame. Because I wouldn't help you if you were the last baby sea turtle dragging your little, tiny body across the burning sand whilst hungry seagulls circled overhead. No, I'd just pull up a chair, sip a pina colada and watch nature take its course.

Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.::Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.

[from trailer]::Milo Boyd: Are you trying to seduce me?::Nicole Hurley: Yeah.::Milo Boyd: What's the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.

Nicole Hurley: Why do people do that?::Milo Boyd: Why do people do what?::Nicole Hurley: Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their shit and move on?

Milo Boyd: You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.::Nicole Hurley: [laughing] You are a bounty hunter?::Milo Boyd: Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.

Sid: All I know is, I'm out 50,000 if she's not in that courtroom Monday morning.::Milo Boyd: Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?::Sid: You're a good listener.::[Milo laughs and dances for joy]

Nicole Hurley: Can't we talk about this?::Milo Boyd: Fine. What do you want to say?::Nicole Hurley: [after a pause] I am not letting you take me to jail.::Milo Boyd: Duly noted. Let's go. [scoops her over his shoulder]

[Nicole is calling Milo from inside his trunk]::Milo Boyd: Nic... Nicole?::Nicole Hurley: [crying] Please stop...::Milo Boyd: Hey, remember how we used to be in love?::Nicole Hurley: [still crying] Yeah.::Milo Boyd: Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye! [laughs and hangs up]::Nicole Hurley: Oh! God, Milo!::[she pounds on the trunk with her fists]::Milo Boyd: [laughing] Oh, God... so good.

Milo Boyd: Ah, using your one phone call to phone in a story. That is so you.::Nicole Hurley: [surprised look] What are you doing here?::Milo Boyd: Hey, it's a special night. There's no way we're not spending it together. Hey, can we go in the same cell?::Cop: Get in the cell, dickhead.::Milo Boyd: [being pushed] All right, I'm going.

The More Things Change... (2005)

Actors: Matt LoGuercio (editor), Matt LoGuercio (writer), Matt LoGuercio (composer), Matt LoGuercio (director), Matt LoGuercio (actor), Matt LoGuercio (producer), Don Kelly (producer), Chris Bell (actor), Tom Gray (actor),

Plot: "powerful short film promoting social change in a society that believes change has gone as far as needed and that the racial playing field has been leveled. This short film examines politically incorrect conversations in today's corporate culture. The provocative film poses the issue of racism in America. Is political correctness anything but window dressing? Who will stand up and affect change?

Genres: Drama, Short,

50 First Dates (2004)

Actors: Jack Giarraputo (producer), Maya Rudolph (actress), Missi Pyle (actress), Sean Astin (actor), Drew Barrymore (actress), Amy Hill (actress), Rob Schneider (actor), Kevin James (actor), Blake Clark (actor), Allen Covert (actor), Peter Chen (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), Adam Sandler (actor), Jay Roach (producer), Steve Golin (producer),

Plot: Henry Roth lives in a Hawaiian paradise with the company of endless women with no strings attached. This is until he meets Lucy Whitmore. Both Henry and Lucy enjoy the company of each other and feel the start of a serious relationship occurring. Approaching Lucy the next day, Henry is confused when Lucy fails to recognize him. This is the moment Henry discovers that Lucy actually suffers from short term memory loss and can't remember each individual day. Henry won't let this stop him and is prepared to make her fall in love with him all over again, each and every day.

Keywords: amnesia, androgyny, animal-vomit, aquarium, baseball-bat, beach, beach-party, birthday-party, boat-accident, break-up
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Imagine having to win over the girl of your dreams... every friggin' day. The ultimate bachelor will face the ultimate challenge.

Quotes:

Marlin: Doug, once again, off the juice.::Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

Lucy: What are you doing?::Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...::Lucy: You were going for a feelski!::Henry: All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the twenty third time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!

[repeated line]::Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom!

[at the Callahan Institute]::Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again!::[Lucy walks by quietly]::Security Guard 1: What the hell's her problem?::Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, brah.::Security Guard 1: Oh yeah, I suck at this job!

Lucy: It's gonna be alright, Luce.::Lucy: [to Henry] Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.::Marlin: Sweetie, you're sorta dating him.::[Lucy looks at Henry]::Henry: Sorry I'm not better looking.

Lucy: Did Alicia marry that guy?::Marlin: yea.::Henry: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest?::Doug: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst.::Lucy: [to Henry] Did we have sex?::[Marlin and Doug look at Henry]::Henry: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows::[Marlin and Doug turn away]::Henry: We want to!::[Marlin and Doug look again]::Henry: Just kidding.

Henry: Okay, this is her. Start beating me up. Make it look good.::Ula: Give me your wallet. Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island, eat our pineapple.::Henry: Help me! Not so hard. Take it easy.::Ula: Try to bang our women. Making my sister clean your hotel room.::Henry: Okay. What does that have to do with this? Relax. Hey! Hey! Help me, please!::Ula: Stupid haole!

Henry: See what happens when you play with sharks.::Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.

[to his children]::Ula: You kids suck; you're good at everything!

Henry: Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?

Blades (1989)

Actors: Alan Smithee (actor), Jon McBride (actor), Richard Gross (actor), Thomas R. Rondinella (editor), Thomas R. Rondinella (writer), Thomas R. Rondinella (actor), Thomas R. Rondinella (director), Wendy Lee Roberts (miscellaneous crew), John D. Genovese (actor), Robb Conner (actor), William R. Pace (actor), William R. Pace (producer), William R. Pace (writer), Alan McClintock (actor), John Hodian (composer),

Plot: People are showing up sliced and diced at Tall Grass Country Club. Norman, the owner of the club, wants to avoid undue publicity on the eve of the televised pro-am tournament, and encourages new pro Roy to get to the bottom of the killings quietly. Roy has a history of alcohol problems since he choked while playing a big tournament years before, and Kelly, who feels she should have been hired as the new pro, isn't making the situation easier for him, insisting they cancel the tournament until the killer can be stopped. After a seedy character named Deke Slater is arrested, the owner relaxes, but Roy and Kelly begin to feel that Deke's rantings about a runaway lawnmower aren't so far-fetched after all, and after Deke is released the three of them prepare for a battle to the death out on the uncharted fairways.

Keywords: ambulance, balloon, blood, death, dismemberment, dog, flat-tire, flirting, golf, golf-ball
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Putt Golf - A Game of Hooks, Slices and ... Slaughter

Caddyshack II (1988)

Actors: Dina Merrill (actress), Peter Guber (producer), Frank Welker (actor), Pepe Serna (actor), Paul Bartel (actor), Dyan Cannon (actress), Jonathan Silverman (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Jackie Mason (actor), Gary Carlos Cervantes (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Robert Stack (actor), Brian Doyle-Murray (writer), Jon Peters (producer),

Plot: Kate Hartounian is a young girl with a snotty rich friend who wants Kate and her father, Jack, to become members at a high-class golf club. Everything is going fine until the current members meet Jack. His application to join is rejected. In retaliation, Jack buys the rights to the club and turns it into an amusement park-type golf club. In order to settle things once and for all, the two sides face off in a golf match.

Keywords: 1980s, box-office-flop, caddy, golf, golf-ball, golf-club, golf-course, golf-movie, golfer, gopher
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: The shack is back! Home of the rich and tasteless.

Quotes:

Chandler Young: I'm Chandler Young.::Jack Hartounian: Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.::Chandler Young: And quite an interesting last name it is.::Jack Hartounian: Hartounian!::Chandler Young: What is your background?::Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.::Chandler Young: That's three halves.::Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.

Chandler Young: Interesting club. what would you call that?::Jack Hartounian: Twelve gauge.

Peter Blunt: Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when you've got something caught in your throat.

Chandler Young: Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.::Capt. Tom Everett: Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?::Chandler Young: We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.::Capt. Tom Everett: No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.::Capt. Tom Everett: ...terminated?::Chandler Young: The less I know about that, the better.::Capt. Tom Everett: Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened...::[Everett winces as electricity is heard]::Capt. Tom Everett: ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.

Cynthia Young: [about Jack] The man tried to kill me.::Chandler Young: I'm sure he had his reeasons.

[the Youngs arrive at Bushwood after Jack renovates it]::Cynthia Young: I want to go home.::Chandler Young: Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning.::Cynthia Young: But he IS winning!

Jack Hartounian: [to one of his workers] Take chances. I'm insured.

Ty Webb: We're talking mucho dinero, and probably some American money too.

[Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Construction's power turned off]::Peter Blunt: [on phone] That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a *flamethrower*"?

Capt. Tom Everett: In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.::Chandler Young: Captain Everett...::Capt. Tom Everett: Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.

Pat and Mike (1952)

Actors: Michael Dugan (actor), Gene Coogan (actor), Frankie Darro (actor), Paul Brinegar (actor), Jim Backus (actor), Chuck Connors (actor), Joseph E. Bernard (actor), Charles Bronson (actor), Fred Aldrich (actor), John Close (actor), Douglas Carter (actor), Bill Cartledge (actor), Fred Coby (actor), Russ Clark (actor), Pat Flaherty (actor),

Plot: Pat's a brilliant athlete, except when her domineering fiance is around. The lady's golf championship is in her reach until she gets flustered by his presence at the final holes. He wants them to get married and forget the whole thing, but she can't give up on herself that easily. She enlists the help of Mike, a slightly shady sports promoter. Together they face mobsters, a jealous boxer, and a growing mutual attraction.

Keywords: announcer, applause, arena, assault, athlete, bicycling, boxer, caddy, camera, championship
Genres: Comedy, Romance, Sport,
Taglines: Together again - and it's no fib, their funniest hit since "Adam's Rib"

Quotes:

[Last lines]::Pat Pemberton: What would happen if I ever dropped you?::Mike Conovan: I'd go right down the drain.::Pat Pemberton: And?::Mike Conovan: I'd take you right down with me shorty.

Mike Conovan: Not much meat on her, but what's there is 'cherce'.

Pat Pemberton: I'll show her.::Charles Barry: Who?::Pat Pemberton: Myself, that's who.

Mike Conovan: I don't think you've ever been properly handled.::Pat Pemberton: That's right... not even by myself.

Pat Pemberton: Maybe we ought to wait until I don't feel so... so carved up, so nobody.::Collier Weld: Why don't you just let me take charge?::Pat Pemberton: [softly] I have to be in charge of myself.::Collier Weld: Oh, what's the good of this? I mean, after all...::Pat Pemberton: Have to have time to think it over is all.::Collier Weld: Well, just see that you don't think it under. It's a nice long ride, just take your time.::Pat Pemberton: [gets up and starts throwing her baggage out the window of the train] That's right! And I'm not going to take it!

Pat Pemberton: [to Collier] I've got to do something to prove to you, prove to myself - lend me some money will you - prove to both of us, in fact, everybody that I'm not just a... [rushes from the train car]

Mike Conovan: What do you weigh this morning?::Gibby: 98, up 2.::Mike Conovan: Why up 2? Did you eat extra?::Gibby: No, no, honest.::Mike Conovan: Let him talk himself, will ya?::[looks at Hucko]::Davie Hucko: No, no, honest.

Mike Conovan: That's all, honey, that's all, say no more. Of course there's always a chance you could be an escaped fruitcake. But if there is something in what... as a matter of fact, if there is anything in what you say, I am going to promote you into the King of the World! Queen, I mean. Let's go.

Pat Pemberton: [bouncing tennis balls with her racket] Would you like to see me serve a few, Mr. Conovan?::Mike Conovan: Oh, no, no, just hit a couple.

Mike Conovan: Like I told you - don't feel like running, slow down. You're supposed to feel like it. That shows you're in condition. People do like they feel, they go on sometimes practically forever, some of them.::Pat Pemberton: Guess you'll go on practically forever, you stay on that bike.

Big Executive (1933)

Actors: Irving Bacon (actor), Wilson Benge (actor), Al Hart (actor), Tenen Holtz (actor), Barton MacLane (actor), Charles Middleton (actor), Maude Eburne (actress), Dorothy Peterson (actress), Howard Jackson (composer), Erle C. Kenton (director), Ricardo Cortez (actor), Frank Darien (actor), Alice Duer Miller (writer), Richard Bennett (actor), Laurence Stallings (writer),

Genres: Drama, Romance,

Our Congressman (1924)

Actors: Will Rogers (writer), Chet Brandenburg (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Frank Butler (actor), James Finlayson (actor), William Gillespie (actor), Will Rogers (actor), Thomas J. Crizer (editor), Helen Gilmore (actress), H.M. Walker (writer), Hal Roach (producer), Jack Ackroyd (actor), Beth Darlington (actress), Rob Wagner (director), Madge Hunt (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,