Kim and Kanye Have Reportedly Hired a Surrogate to Have Their Third Child
Up until, oh, 15 minutes ago, I had plans to enjoy this morning’s Dirt Bag. I was going to lead the blog with a stupid theory about Drake Bell and Josh Peck and weddings and strange shirtless photos and being a pawn in a former Nickelodeon star’s stupid game. But then I learned that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have…