First to 30 (2014)

Actors: Martin J. Thomas (director), Martin J. Thomas (producer), Martin J. Thomas (writer), Martin J. Thomas (writer), Marc Zammit (producer), Paul Jaques (actor), Jamie McLeod-Ross (producer), Darren Matthews (actor), Mike Sheelan (actor), David McIntosh (actor),

Plot: After a series of failed relationships, Jay and Raymond make a bet to see who will be the 1st man to date 30 women. However they are ill prepared for the disastrous and hilarious consequences of their actions.

Keywords: three-word-title
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Losers can't be choosers, may the best man win!

A Meeting with a Gun (2010)

Actors: Bryan Hickey (producer), Bryan Hickey (writer), Bryan Hickey (actor), Bryan Hickey (director), Bryan Hickey (editor), William Arscott (producer), William Arscott (producer), Ricky Kennedy (editor), Ricky Kennedy (actor), Micah Culwell (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Short,

Stag Night of the Dead (2010)

Actors: Rez Kempton (actor), Sebastian Street (actor), Bruce Lawrence (actor), Christopher Barnett (composer), Eva Gray (actress), Joe Rainbow (actor), Mike Busson (actor), Jeff Rudom (actor), Sophie Lovell Anderson (actress), Lily Brown (actress), Neil Jones (producer), James G. Fain (actor), Neil Jones (writer), Neil Jones (director), Brian Wheeler (actor),

Plot: If the mysterious plague sweeping the nation wasn't bad enough, Dean is still going ahead with his doomed wedding tomorrow morning. That leaves him with a choice. Pick up the button holes and chocolate fountain as instructed by bridezilla Elaine, or go with five mates (and a stripper) to play 'Zomball' at a top secret military compound where you get to shoot zombies with huge stun guns. Disobeying the golden rule of Zomball ('never never humiliate a zombie') the stags face overwhelming odds from the massed undead and each stag is hunted down. The truth about Zomball is finally revealed and suddenly the mother-in-law is the least of Dean's problems....

Keywords: bare-chested-male-bondage, bentwaters, caper, hands-tied-behind-back, paintball, stag, stripper, undead, zomball, zombie
Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: When there's no more room in Hell...you get married

Boy Trouble (2009)

Actors: Ron Eliot (actor), David Luna (actor), Andrew Diaz (actor), Daniel Beecher (actor), Doug Guibord (actor), Kelly Stoker (producer), Kelly Stoker (editor), Brett Russell Chatelain (director), Brett Russell Chatelain (writer), Nate Guibord (actor), Gary Hamer (actor), Skye Emerson (producer), Michael Wine (composer), Brein Jones (actor), Max Edger (actor),

Plot: Take a couple of jiggers of testosterone, add sparks, shake well, and you end up with a fast-paced comedy about gay men spinning gossip, looking fabulous, and keeping their men. Joey, a kept man, has been in a relationship with his Sugar Daddy for 10 years. Rumors abound that his Daddy is leaving him for a younger boy-toy fresh into town. With no skills other than mixing a martini, Joey fears not only losing the man he loves but also the lush lifestyle.

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Playing in Darkness (2009)

Actors: Kevin MacLeod (composer), Evan Evans (composer), Alexander Roman (actor), Alexander Roman (director), Alexander Roman (producer), Alexander Roman (writer), Alexander Roman (editor), Vanessa Rosenberg (miscellaneous crew), Kenneth-Michael Glass (actor), Ursula Vari (actress), Konstantin Vrotsos (actor), Brandon Tyler Jones (actor), Matthew Hannon (actor), Donna G. Wilson (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Horror, Short,

The Connecticut Poop Movie (2006)

Actors: Claude Forest (miscellaneous crew), Randy Tobin (actor), Mike Kinney (actor), John R. French (producer), John R. French (editor), Paul Drechsler-Martell (miscellaneous crew), Jason Sarayba (actor), Ross Kidder (actor), Kelsey Link (actress), Jonathan Cahill (actor), Amelia Morck (actress), Elizabeth Shapiro (actress), Chuck Kaiton (actor), Chuck Kaiton (producer), Joe Kingsley (producer),

Plot: Russ was on cloud nine, living up senior year at college and enjoying his dream of having his own television show when it happened: GRADUATION! Broke, and suddenly with no job or plan, Russ finds himself living back home in his small town with his degenerate friends. The only solace Russ discovers is in chasing after Tara, his old high school crush. Russ, with no help from his friends, struggles to find his place in life. Russ is forced to make a decision, take a chance at a new life by leaving town, or to accept becoming a townie like so many of his friends.

Keywords: connecticut, interracial-relationship
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Life after college is crap

The Elk Hotel (2006)

Actors: Andy Gates (actor), William Martin (actor), Nancy Dobbs Owen (actress), Dan Higgins (actor), Lee Vogt (actor), Mara Luthane (actress), Daniel Paul Bates (producer), Daniel Paul Bates (editor), Daniel Paul Bates (director), Daniel Paul Bates (producer), Skye Thorstenson (writer), Skye Thorstenson (editor), Skye Thorstenson (director), Veronica Klaus (actress), Michael Ehrenberg (actor),

Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Music, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Life is a circle. A wobbly circle. A dirty city soap opera.

Disco Pigs (2001)

Actors: Julia Jones (miscellaneous crew), Cillian Murphy (actor), Cillian Murphy (actor), Simon Delaney (actor), Gerry Grennell (miscellaneous crew), Kirsten Sheridan (director), Ed Guiney (producer), Jer O'Leary (actor), Peter Conway (miscellaneous crew), Lorna Marie Mugan (costume designer), Brían F. O'Byrne (actor), Derry Power (actor), Elaine Cassidy (actress), Elaine Cassidy (actress), Gavin Friday (actor),

Plot: Pig and Runt - born on the same day, in the same hospital, moments apart. Twins, all but by blood. Inseparable from birth, they are almost telepathic. They are also partners in crime, with an appetite for recklessness, exploration and destruction. But days before their 17th birthday the perfect balance of their world begins to shift. Pig's sexual awakening and increasing jealousy begins to threaten the private universe they have spent their lives constructing. Unable to contemplate the loss of Runt, Pig's unpredictable nature spirals out of control in a trail of violence. The invisible thread between them is stretched to breaking point, the inseparable are about to separate, and which one will survive depends on which one can break free.

Keywords: adolescence, angel, arson, arsonist, baby, bar, based-on-play, beach, beating, bird
Genres: Crime, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: 90 minutes you'll never forget

Quotes:

Runt: [sitting on Cross Haven beach] I want to walk into the sea and never come back. I want the tide to take me out of me and give me someone else. Maybe for a half hour or so. That would be good, wouldn't it, Pig?::Pig: Say again.::Runt: Just for a try, you know.::Pig: Jesus, Runt, that would be impossible. "A half hour or so" fuck.

Mags: It's a Blue Bell. Deadly name, isn't it? Blue Bell. [looks to sky] And that's the Big Blue up there, like that. That's what I call tasty.

Runt: [after being beaten up in karaoke bar] Lets leave, Pal.::Pig: No leave, Runt. You and me Babes, Pig and Runt Pals.::Runt: *Leave*, leave. Look no fight, no more Pig.

Runt: What's the color of love, Pig?::Pig: What sort of love, love?::Runt: Don't know. But you know the way things, they got a color. I wonder what the color of love is.::Pig: Jesus, Runt. You could read a thousand thick books and never know the answer to that quiz.::Runt: It's be a good one to know, ah?::Pig: It'd be brilliant, Runt. It's around here somewhere.

[first lines]::Runt: Once upon a time, before there was any blue, I'd take a long long nap in a brand new home. This place, it's like I make up my mind to stay in this lovely warm pink room. The thumpity thump of the heart. My only true path. I tell the noisy world outside to fuck off with all your play-actin', for Runt. She go no where, for no one. That was a time when silence was some sort of friend.::Runt: But then my mom would heave and wake all inside. And Runt, she wakes up, cause a baby can't stay still forever. A baby must be born. So hold on mom, for the little baby, she's comin' out. Push the baby! Push the head! Oh the fuckin' pain. Man cry like a baby himself. Push now! Push ya fat mommy. And I arrive into this world of mine. The light so bright, it wakes me awake with a little baby's scream.::Gerry: She's a little beaut'. A diamond darling.::Runt: And I remember seeing my old dad. So full of the happy, he was. Then nursey hand me to my mum. And she's so tired, yeah? Opened up to spit me out into this funny old world. I smile at her, cause that's what babies do. And for the one and only time, we three are a family.

Runt: Only a few moments old, and I start thinking things then. Staring at that white sky right above me. And I want for something altogether different. And that's when I hear him.::Pig: [baby cries]::Runt: And through the Noddy and Big Ears'd wall, I search after his cry. The cry so lonely it scares and makes me cry too. And all the sights that we could see, they go invisible when we hear each other's cries. And that's when the magic it all begin. It begin when the baby Pig, and baby Runt, state through their baby eyes, you see. And the crying and screaming all stop.::Runt: From that moment on, we become one. And we need no one else. Nobody.

The Fly (1986)

Actors: Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Michael Copeman (actor), Prudence Emery (miscellaneous crew), David Cronenberg (director), Leslie Carlson (actor), David Cronenberg (actor), Ronald Sanders (editor), Geena Davis (actress), John Getz (actor), Howard Shore (composer), Stuart Cornfeld (producer), Jeff Goldblum (actor), David Cronenberg (writer), Michael Lennick (miscellaneous crew), Tony Laudati (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Seth Brundle, a brilliant but eccentric scientist attempts to woo investigative journalist Veronica Quaife by offering her a scoop on his latest research in the field of matter transportation, which against all the expectations of the scientific establishment have proved successful. Up to a point. Brundle thinks he has ironed out the last problem when he successfully transports a living creature, but when he attempts to teleport himself a fly enters one of the transmission booths, and Brundle finds he is a changed man. This Science-Gone-Mad film is the source of the quotable quote "Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Keywords: 1980s, abortion, allegory, animal-experimentation, arm-wrestling, baboon, bare-chested-male, blurred-boundaries, body-horror, botched-teleportation
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Something went wrong in the lab today. Very wrong. There is a limit, even to the imagination, where our greatest creations meet our deepest fears. Doctor Seth Brundle is about to go beyond that limit...and he's bringing you for the ride. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Half man. Half insect. Total terror.

Quotes:

[Seth Brundle is about to arm wrestle Marky]::2nd Man In Bar: Better watch out, he eats chocolate bars.::Marky: Yeah, so I noticed.

Veronica Quaife: I'm pregnant.::Stathis Borans: [dismissive] Oh, no.::[reality kicking in]::Stathis Borans: Oh, no.::Veronica Quaife: I'm pregnant with Seth's baby.

Seth Brundle: [to Veronica] Help me. Help me be human.

Seth Brundle: My teeth have begun to fall out. The medicine cabinet is now the Brundle Museum of Natural History. You wanna see what else is in it?

Seth Brundle: What's there to take? The disease has just revealed its purpose. We don't have to worry about contagion anymore... I know what the disease wants.::Ronnie: What does the disease want?::Seth Brundle: It wants to... turn me into something else. That's not too terrible is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else.::Ronnie: Turned into what?::Seth Brundle: Whaddaya think? A fly. Am I becoming a hundred-and-eighty-five-pound fly? No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. I'm becoming... Brundlefly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?

Seth Brundle: You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but... I'm afraid, uh...::Ronnie: I don't know what you're trying to say.::Seth Brundle: I'm saying... I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake.::Ronnie: No. no, Seth...::Seth Brundle: I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay.

Tawny: [after Seth says it's Tawny's turn to teleport] I'm afraid.::Seth Brundle: Don't be afraid.::Ronnie: No. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Tawny: [after Seth teleports] Wow! Are you some sort of magician?

[about Veronica's request for an abortion]::Dr. Cheevers: Listen, I don't mean to interfere, but I detect a certain uncertainty here. You know, there are tests we can do to determine whether or not...::Veronica Quaife: [interrupting] I don't want tests. Tests can't guarantee anything. The baby could start off normal and then become...::[she pauses]::Veronica Quaife: I want an abortion. I'll do it myself if I have to.

Seth Brundle: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.

Good Morning, Miss Dove (1955)

Actors: Robert Stack (actor), Joe Ploski (actor), Richard Deacon (actor), Jerry Paris (actor), Sam McDaniel (actor), Sam Harris (actor), John Hiestand (actor), Leslie Bradley (actor), A. Cameron Grant (actor), Robert Douglas (actor), Chuck Connors (actor), Hank Mann (actor), Richard H. Cutting (actor), Marshall Thompson (actor), Hal Taggart (actor),

Plot: Miss Dove is a strict disciplinary, plus a well respected teacher, who has inspired her students to individual greatness. One day during class, Miss Dove experiences great pain in her back, but continues with the class. After class she asks one of her students who is staying after class to get a doctor. Thomas, a doctor, and a former student of her's takes her to the hospital and hospitalizes her. While in the hospital her former students rally around her causing Miss Dove to reflect on her past.

Keywords: based-on-novel, bed-ridden, character-name-in-title, childhood, class, classroom, doctor, expectant-father, expectant-mother, female-teacher
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: A picture of Everybody for Everybody!

Quotes:

Billie Jean: Now, we'll take our clothes off and we'll feel more comfortable.::Miss Dove: The pronoun "we" is misleading unless you propose to take off your clothes too.

Billie Jean: You know Bill Holloway? Office Holloway I suppose I should refer to him.::Miss Dove: William was one of my pupils.::Billie Jean: Well I just thought you might like to know how he's got you up on a pedestal. He says that you're his ideal of "real genteel".

Miss Dove: William Holloway started out with a gift rarer than mathematical genius or perfect pitch. A child in whom the ethical instinct was as innate as the function of breathing.::Billie Jean: Oh brother! If anyone should ever tell him that, you could drive a truck right between his ears!