People Just Do Nothing (2012)

Actors: Ash Atalla (producer), Hsinyi Liu (producer), Rosalind Laugharne (miscellaneous crew), Francesca Currey (miscellaneous crew), Jon Petrie (producer), Chris Faith (director), Allan Mustafa (actor), Asim Chaudhry (actor), Asim Chaudhry (writer), Hugo Chegwin (writer), Allan Mustafa (writer), Steve Stamp (writer), Steve Stamp (actor), Hugo Chegwin (actor), Lily Brazier (actress),

Plot: This mockumentary goes behind the microphone of Kurupt FM - the second most popular pirate radio station in West London, receiving up to eight texts per show and playing the finest in UK garage and drum 'n' bass. Co-founded by the MC Sniper and DJ Beats in 2002, the station has now built up a following of over a hundred people and has attracted the attention of the BBC who are making a documentary about the lives of those behind Kurupt FM.

Keywords: beats, chabuddy-g, decoy, mockumentary, sniper, west-london
Genres: Comedy,

The HObilitators (2011)

Actors: Paul Sulsky (producer), Tracey McKoy (editor), Tracey McKoy (producer), Tracey McKoy (writer), Tracey McKoy (director), Edna Johnson (actor), Tammy Lamb (actor), Cliffertine McKoy (actor), Sharon Bannerman (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

En Un Dia (2011)

Actors: Mauricio Yazigi (composer), Eddie Mensore (producer), Anaitte Vaccaro (producer), Anaitte Vaccaro (producer), Anaitte Vaccaro (writer), Anaitte Vaccaro (writer), Anaitte Vaccaro (director), Anaitte Vaccaro (costume designer), Anaitte Vaccaro (editor), Maru Toro (miscellaneous crew), Maru Toro (actor), Eloy Ortiz (miscellaneous crew), Eloy Ortiz (actor), Alberto Segarra (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Music, Musical, Short,

Wo yao zuo model (2004)

Actors: Vincent Kok (writer), Sandra Ng Kwan Yue (actress), Vincent Kok (producer), Jacky Cheung (actor), Simon Lui (actor), Kenny Bee (actor), Yat-fei Wong (actor), Ricky Hui (actor), Vincent Kok (actor), Tats Lau (actor), Tat-Ming Cheung (actor), Sam Lee (actor), Tony Leung Chiu Wai (actor), Chapman To (actor), Vincent Kok (director),

Genres: Comedy,

The Pagemaster (1994)

Actors: Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Whoopi Goldberg (actress), Frank Welker (actor), Patrick Stewart (actor), Robert Picardo (actor), Leonard Nimoy (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Richard Erdman (actor), Macaulay Culkin (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Dorian Harewood (actor), Leonard Nimoy (actor), B.J. Ward (actress),

Plot: This is the story of a young boy named Richard Tyler, who spouts statistics about the possibility of accidents. While riding his bike home, Richard finds shelter from a storm inside a nearby library. Richard slips and is knocked unconscious while exploring a rotunda in the library. Upon awakening, he is led on a journey through conflicts and events that resemble fictional stories, keeping him from finding the exit from the library.

Keywords: acrophobia, act-of-bravery, affection, book, box-office-flop, boy, coming-of-age, crow, cult-film, dragon
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Mystery, Romance,
Taglines: All the adventure your imagination can hold.

Quotes:

[repeated line]::Richard Tyler: This is not good, definitely not good.

Mr. Dewey: Welcome to the library, young man. Don't tell me. You're here for a special book.::Richard Tyler: Mister...::Mr. Dewey: Stop stop stop. Allow me to guess. I have a talent for guessing what people need. You're in need of a fantasy! Brave knights, mythical fairies, ferocious dragons!::Richard Tyler: Look, all I want is...::Mr. Dewey: Adventure! Of course! You're a boy who loves adventure, brimming with wicked demons, cutthroat pirates.::Richard Tyler: No, no, that's not it.::Mr. Dewey: Horror! Oh, horror! Evil demons, wicked monsters, haunted houses, graveyards. Yes, it's horror for you, boy. I'm sure of it. Your library card, please.::Richard Tyler: I don't have one.::Mr. Dewey: [pulls out a brand new one] You do now. Sign here.::[Richard signs it]::Mr. Dewey: Richard Tyler, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.::Richard Tyler: But I don't want any books.::Mr. Dewey: Hmm?::Richard Tyler: That's what I've been trying to tell you. I only came in here 'cause of the storm.::Mr. Dewey: You mean you don't need...?::[Richard shakes his head]::Mr. Dewey: [disappointed] Oh, I see.

Fantasy: What is this?::Richard Tyler: It's a library card.::Fantasy: I'm a book, honey, I can read.

Dr. Jekyll: My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you that you are in extreme danger.::Richard Tyler: Danger?::Dr. Jekyll: Even as we speak.

[upon meeting Captain Ahab]::Fantasy: He's possessed!::Horror: He's insane!::Adventure: He's my kinda guy!

Tom Morgan: Give the word, Captain Silver, and I'll show you the color of his insides.::Richard Tyler: Red, red, they're red!::Long John Silver: Stow your cutlass, Tom, I want a better look at his outsides first.

[last lines]::Adventure: Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.::Horror: Doh, okay.::[the screen goes blank, a smack is heard]::Adventure: I meant from her! [all three are heard laughing]

Adventure: I wrote the book on sailing. In fact, I *am* the book on sailing.

Fantasy: You know this short story?::Richard Tyler: He's Adventure.::Fantasy: Honey, that's what they all say.

Horror: We are lusty, adventurous men.

Casual Sex? (1988)

Actors: Tina Lifford (actress), Lynnanne Zager (actress), Sandra Bernhard (actress), Victoria Jackson (actress), Lea Thompson (actress), Dan Woren (actor), David McCharen (actor), Steve Oedekerk (actor), Andrew Dice Clay (actor), Cathy Cavadini (actress), Greg Finley (actor), Barbara Harris (actress), Dale Midkiff (actor), Ivan Reitman (producer), Sheldon Kahn (producer),

Plot: Two girls go away to a holiday resort looking for a change of pace, hoping to meet some nice men for a change. They discover that they can't find the perfect man, and this forces them to reconsider thei attitudes to men in general.

Keywords: actress-talks-to-audience, best-friend, breaking-the-fourth-wall, breaking-the-fourth-wall-by-talking-to-the-audience, casual-sex, condom, dating, dream-sequence, looking-at-the-camera, nude-beach
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A lighter look at what happens in the dark. Stacy and Melissa are about to discover a new four-letter word for sex in the '80s... Help! Stacy and Melissa are in search for the world's most endangered species... The Perfect Man.

Quotes:

Stacy: [narrating] It was the early eighties, and sex was still a good way to meet new people.

Stacy: [narrating] Okay, when I first met Vinny, I thought, this guy is a living argument for birth control. But as I get to know him better, I realize he's just like the rest of us: a mess.

Stacy: I was celibate for so long, I started to feel like a can of kitchen cleanser: you know, sterile and gritty and abrasive. When we made love -- I don't know, I felt like a human again, a mammal, with breasts.

Stacy: "Safe sex" -- who would have ever thought those two words would exist in the same sentence?

Stacy: Yeah. Now, when you're with a guy, you're not just sleeping with him, you're sleeping with everyone they've had sex with.::Ilene: And everyone they've had sex with.::Ilene, Melissa: And everyone *they've* had sex with!::Melissa: Gee, I'm a lot more experienced than I thought I was!::[They laugh.]

Ilene: What do you miss most about sex?::Stacy: Whoo... I miss falling asleep with someone's arms around me. And the feeling of, mm...::Ilene: Orgasm? I love orgasms.::Stacy: Mmm. I'm sick of my Mighty Intruder vibrator with the flexible shaft and the textured head.

Stacy: This is kind of embarrassing to admit, but I remember when it was actually fun to say, "WOW, that really felt great! What's your name again?"::Melissa: I've never had sex with someone I didn't know. For that matter, I've never said, "Wow, that felt really great."

[About the sexy Megan.]::Stacy: Don't let it get to you. Just think, if you separated her individual body parts with, say, like a huge a meat cleaver, and then laid them out on a table, you wouldn't think she was such hot stuff.

[After reading the "Pretend You're Sensitive Handbook".]::Vinny: Stacy, how nice to see you. Do you have a few minutes? I mean, it occurred to me, I don't even know where you work.::Stacy: Where I work?::Vinny: Yeah, you know, your career plans, your dreams, your aspirations... I really want to hear all about them.::Stacy: What I want? I don't even know -- ask me what anyone else wants. Give me three seconds, I'll figure out your whole entire life.::Vinny: Would you maybe want to share something with me about your childhood, perhaps?::Stacy: Vinny, what the hell are you talking about? I'm in a big rush. Look, I have to go talk to Melissa, because if I don't figure out something about my life soon, I'm going to crack!::Vinny: I respect your strength, Stacy, and I think you've got a lot of potential!

[Everyone is wearing a cap with a hollow post on top.]::Emcee: Well, I hope you've kept your flags well hidden, because if you haven't guessed by now, the person whose flag matches yours will be your date for the evening. Okay? But now the moment's come, so let's unfurl our flags, let's just take them out right now, let's wave them up in the air, shall we? Come on, there we go, wave it, wave it, there we go. This is how it works. You take your flag, and you stick it in the lovely hole right on top of your head, that's right. Just like that. Then, when I blow the whistle, you run, find your partner, fall in love, and have babies. Yes, it's that easy!

Skintight (1981)

Actors: Blair Harris (actor), Chris Cassidy (actress), Lisa De Leeuw (actress), Annette Haven (actress), Billy Dee (actor), Mai Lin (actress), Maria Tortuga (actress), Mike Horner (actor), Michael Morrison (actor), R.J. Reynolds (actor), Paul Thomas (actor), Randy West (actor), Lee Carroll (actress), Aaron Stuart (actor), Connie Peterson (actress),

Genres: Adult, Drama,
Taglines: There's Nothing Like a Perfect Fit...

Skintight (1981)

Actors: Blair Harris (actor), Chris Cassidy (actress), Lisa De Leeuw (actress), Annette Haven (actress), Billy Dee (actor), Mai Lin (actress), Maria Tortuga (actress), Mike Horner (actor), Michael Morrison (actor), R.J. Reynolds (actor), Paul Thomas (actor), Randy West (actor), Lee Carroll (actress), Aaron Stuart (actor), Connie Peterson (actress),

Genres: Adult, Drama,
Taglines: There's Nothing Like a Perfect Fit...

Skintight (1981)

Actors: Blair Harris (actor), Chris Cassidy (actress), Lisa De Leeuw (actress), Annette Haven (actress), Billy Dee (actor), Mai Lin (actress), Maria Tortuga (actress), Mike Horner (actor), Michael Morrison (actor), R.J. Reynolds (actor), Paul Thomas (actor), Randy West (actor), Lee Carroll (actress), Aaron Stuart (actor), Connie Peterson (actress),

Genres: Adult, Drama,
Taglines: There's Nothing Like a Perfect Fit...

Skintight (1981)

Actors: Blair Harris (actor), Chris Cassidy (actress), Lisa De Leeuw (actress), Annette Haven (actress), Billy Dee (actor), Mai Lin (actress), Maria Tortuga (actress), Mike Horner (actor), Michael Morrison (actor), R.J. Reynolds (actor), Paul Thomas (actor), Randy West (actor), Lee Carroll (actress), Aaron Stuart (actor), Connie Peterson (actress),

Genres: Adult, Drama,
Taglines: There's Nothing Like a Perfect Fit...