Tex (film)

Tex (2012)

Actors: AleXander S. Pawlak (director), AleXander S. Pawlak (editor), Heather Woodward (producer), Heather Woodward (writer), McCauley Harlan (actor), Jamaal Alexander (actor), Robyn Cummings (actor), Javier Figueroa (actor), Josh Thurston (actor),

Genres: Short, Thriller,

Gathering Souls (2010)

Actors: Richard Johnson (editor), Richard Johnson (director), Paul Wiedecker (producer), Paul Wiedecker (actor), Corey Williams (producer), Ron Bush (actor), Michael Alban (actor), Chris Keaton (writer), Micaiah Jones (actor), Francesco De Leonardis (composer), Beth Sopel (actress), Philippa Berrington-Blew (actress), Al Morgan (producer),

Genres: Horror, Short,

Flushed Away (2006)

Actors: Kathy Burke (actress), Conrad Vernon (actor), Andy Serkis (actor), Newell Alexander (actor), Jean Reno (actor), Bill Nighy (actor), Shane Richie (actor), Christopher Fairbank (actor), Christopher Fairbank (actor), Christopher Fairbank (actor), Hugh Jackman (actor), Ian McKellen (actor), David Suchet (actor), Kate Winslet (actress), Miriam Margolyes (actress),

Plot: Roddy is a decidedly upper-crust "society mouse" who lives the life of a beloved pet in a posh Kensington flat. When a sewer rat named Sid comes spewing out of the sink and decides he's hit the jackpot, Roddy schemes to rid himself of the pest by luring him into the "whirlpool." Sid may be an ignorant slob, but he's no fool, so it is Roddy who winds up being flushed away into the bustling sewer world of Ratropolis. There Roddy meets Rita, an enterprising scavenger who works the sewers in her faithful boat, the Jammy Dodger. Roddy immediately wants out, or rather, up; Rita wants to be paid for her trouble; and, speaking of trouble, the villainous Toad - who royally despises all rodents equally, making no distinction between mice and rats--wants them iced... literally. The Toad dispatches his two hapless hench-rats, Spike and Whitey, to get the job done. When they fail, the Toad has no choice but to send to France for his cousin - that dreaded mercenary, Le Frog.

Keywords: animal, boat, cell-phone, computer-animation, dreamworks-animated-film, fart-joke, flatulence, flushed-down-a-toilet, frog, greek-chorus
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Someone's Going Down Plumbing Soon

Quotes:

Sid: [Flushing Roddy down the drain] You think I don't know a toilet when I see one?

Toad: Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker".::Whitey: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.

[Spike and Whitey are falling]::Spike: Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!::[Whitey lands safely in the water, while Spike hits a cement stone]::Whitey: I kept me legs straight, Spike.::[a power cord lands on Spike]

Sid: You were going to flush me down the loo!::Roddy: No, no, no! It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model!::Sid: Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya?::Roddy: No, not the lever! Have mercy! No! No! I can't swim!::Sid: Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose.::Roddy: No, no, no! You can't do this!::Sid: You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it!

Goldfish: [Roddy picks up fish] Have you seen my dad?

Tadpole: Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?::Toad: Anything for you, my little man.::Tadpole: Can I have a pony?::Toad: No.::Tadpole: A puppy?::Toad: We'll talk about it.::Tadpole: Can we talk about it now?::Toad: No! [All the tadpoles start asking for puppies] No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!

Sid: Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.

Roddy: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.::Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita. [laughs] Thought you could give us the slip? [Slips and falls] What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?::Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

Roddy: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?::Rita: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.::Roddy: Thank you.::Rita: Just look how nicely he's dressed.::Roddy: Ah, thank you.::Rita: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!::Roddy: Precisely... What? No, no!

Liam: Oy, mom! There's a peeping Tom outside.::Rita's Grandma: Tom? Oh, it's Tom Jones!

Boa vs. Python (2004)

Actors: Kristina Kambitova (miscellaneous crew), Jonas Talkington (actor), David Hewlett (actor), Cherise Honey (miscellaneous crew), Jeffery Beach (producer), Velizar Binev (actor), T.J. Sakasegawa (producer), Kirk B.R. Woller (actor), Phillip J. Roth (producer), Atanas Srebrev (actor), Griff Furst (actor), Assen Blatechki (actor), Velislav Pavlov (miscellaneous crew), Harry Anichkin (actor), Aileen Trombatore (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. It's two great snakes that snake great together!

Keywords: abbreviation-in-title, accidental-killing, airliner, airport, alcohol, ambulance, anger, animal-in-title, announcer, antivenin
Genres: Action, Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Get Ready To Rumble... Two Reptilian Killing Machines Face Off To Fight To The Death-With Humanity As The Prize.

Tex, the Passive-Aggressive Gunslinger (2000)

Actors: Bob Balaban (actor), Charles Rocket (actor), David Reynolds (composer), Robert Munns (actor), Sam Menning (actor), Alexandra Komisaruk (editor), Brian Sawyer (director), Brian Sawyer (producer), Brian Sawyer (writer), Carolyn Townsend (actress), Gregg Rossen (producer), Ginna Rutter (actress), Ralph Q. Smith (producer), Camilla Campanale (actress), Avery Goodman (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short, Western,

Manson Family Movies (1984)

Actors: Pat Robertson (actor), John Aes-Nihil (producer), John Aes-Nihil (writer), John Aes-Nihil (director), John Aes-Nihil (composer), John Aes-Nihil (actor), John Aes-Nihil (editor), King Mama (miscellaneous crew), King Mama (actress), Rusty (actor), Rusty (actor), Rusty (actor), Judy (actress), Moka (actor), Moka (actor),

Plot: In response to the legend that the "Manson Family" may have filmed themselves in some of theirs exploits, this film is a re-creation as to what a film of their may have been like. The film, shot in a piecemeal fashion, is an intentionally amateurish faux "home movie" of the events leading up to, and including, the infamous Tate-LaBianca murders

Keywords: 1960s, based-on-true-story, character-name-in-title, charles-manson, cult, directorial-debut, fake-documentary, movie-in-title, murder, no-dialogue
Genres: Horror,

King Rat (1965)

Actors: Joe Turkel (actor), Bryan Forbes (writer), George Segal (actor), John Standing (actor), Geoffrey Bayldon (actor), Mickey Simpson (actor), Patrick O'Neal (actor), John Mills (actor), James Fox (actor), Denholm Elliott (actor), Tom Courtenay (actor), William Fawcett (actor), Bryan Forbes (actor), Bryan Forbes (director), John Barry (composer),

Plot: When Singapore surrendered to the Japanese in 1942 the Allied POWs, mostly British but including a few Americans, were incarcerated in Changi prison. This was a POW detention center like no other. There were no walls or barbed-wire fences for the simple reason that there was no place for the prisoners to escape to. Included among the prisoners is the American Cpl. King, a wheeler dealer who has managed to established a pretty good life for himself in the camp. While most of the prisoners are near starvation and have uniforms that are in tatters, King eats well and and has crisp clean clothes to wear every day. His nemesis is Lt. Robin Grey, the camp Provost who attempts to keep good order and discipline. He knows that King is breaking camp rules by bartering with the Japanese but can't quite get the evidence he needs to stop him. King soon forms a friendship with Lt. Peter Marlowe an upper class British officer who is fascinated with King's élan and no rules approach to life. As the story develops, it reveals the hypocrisy of the British class system and for King, the fact that his position in Changi's "society" is tenuous as best.

Keywords: all-male-cast, based-on-novel, deep-focus, dog, hypodermic, independent-film, japan, prisoner-of-war, rat, singapore
Genres: Drama, War,
Taglines: He entered WWII a soldier... and left a King. They made the toughest among them... King!

Quotes:

Lt. Robin Grey: Why do you think it is, Corporal, that you have so much and the rest of us so little? One day, Corporal, you're going to make a slip. All this wealth you've got isn't going to check against my list. And when you do; when that happens... I'll be ready. And you'll be in there... [points to the bamboo cage] in my cage. I'm not playing at being provost marshall, you know. And I've never yet heard of a run of luck that didn't run out. And yours will - depend on it - because you're like all criminals: you're greedy.::Cpl. King: Lieutenant, I'd like to point out to you that I don't have to put up with this crap from you. I'm not in your two-bit army, I'm in our two-bit army. If you're looking for something to live for, when we get out of this you come looking for me and I'll hand you your head.

Cpl. King: How's that chair feel?::Peter Marlowe: Fine.::Cpl. King: Cost me eighty bucks.::Peter Marlowe: Did it? Yes, well I'd never have guessed.::Cpl. King: You'da said more, huh?::Peter Marlowe: No, I don't think so. I don't think I'd have said anything really. I've never been a great 'chair price guesser'.

[King asks Marlowe to say something in Malay]::Peter Marlowe: What sort of thing?::Cpl. King: I don't care. Anything, I just wanna hear you.::[Marlowe says a sentence in Malay]::Cpl. King: Hey, that's pretty good. You hear that, Max? [to Marlowe] What's that mean?::Peter Marlowe: Well, it doesn't really have a literal translation. But, uh, roughly speaking, it means, "When do I have to kiss the - - on the ass?"::[all the other prisoners in the barracks turn and look]::Cpl. King: After the egg. Never before meals.

[Lt. Grey has come into King's hut while Marlowe is there]::Lt. Robin Grey: You're slumming aren't you, Marlowe?::Peter Marlowe: Don't be a snob, old man. Never make a good policeman if you're a snob. Everyone looks the same with their knickers down.

[Dr. Kennedy and Stevens are bandaging Marlowe's wound]::Stevens: What's the matter with you, Stevens?::Stevens: Oh, nothing.::Dr. Kennedy: You're a liar, Stevens. You shave your legs and you're a liar. But you care. You care; that's what saves you.::Stevens: Saves me from what, sir?::Dr. Kennedy: Yourself, Stevens, yourself.::Stevens: I thought you were gonna say from a fate worse than death, sir.::Dr. Kennedy: There's no such thing.

Cpl. King: [to Marlowe] You know, before this, everybody had it made but me. The closest I ever got was to read it out of magazines. I used to watch those real fancy dolls getting out of the big cars going to eat the big dinner. And they're always with pigs. You know, real pigs. Fat old guys; but they had it made.

[last lines]::Peter Marlowe: [speaking about King] It wouldn't have occurred to you would it, Grey, that you're only alive because of what he gave you?::Lt. Robin Grey: What are you talking about? I never took anything from him. He never gave me anything.::Peter Marlowe: Only hate, Grey. Only hate.

Cpl. King: [while preparing meal] If you don't want to eat it, you can sit and watch, it's a free prison!

Col. George Smedley-Taylor: The Senior Officers: I'll probably die of apoplexy... Trying to enforce insane laws imposed by incompetent administrators.::Yoshima: The Japanese: I shall report your impertinence to to General Oshima::Col. George Smedley-Taylor: The Senior Officers: Yes, please do... And ask him who gave the order that each man in the camp was to catch 20 flies a day, and that they should be collected and counted and delivered daily to your office personally by me.

A Prize of Gold (1955)

Actors: Malcolm Arnold (composer), Robert Buckner (writer), Albert R. Broccoli (producer), Olive Sloane (actress), Richard Widmark (actor), Arnold Bell (actor), Mai Zetterling (actress), Irving Allen (producer), Eric Pohlmann (actor), Erich Dunskus (actor), Alan Gifford (actor), Karel Stepanek (actor), George Cole (actor), Mark Robson (director), Harry Towb (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: Stolen Gold ... for the girl with the golden flesh!

Moonlight on the Range (1937)

Actors: Frank LaRue (actor), Jimmy Aubrey (actor), Ed Cassidy (actor), Jack Evans (actor), Steve Clark (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Dick Curtis (actor), Carl Mathews (actor), William McCall (actor), Clyde McClary (actor), Lew Meehan (actor), Oscar Gahan (actor), George Morrell (actor), Tex Palmer (actor), James Sheridan (actor),

Plot: When Killer Dane kills Jeff's friend, Jeff goes after him. Jeff and Dane are look-alike half brothers and this leads Dane to make a raid dressed like Jeff. This gets Jeff arrested but before Dane's henchman can organize a lynch mob, Fuzzy breaks him out and Jeff heads after Dane again.

Keywords: mistaken-identity, murder
Genres: Western,

Sandflow (1937)

Actors: Arthur Aylesworth (actor), Ralph Bucko (actor), Horace B. Carpenter (actor), Tom Chatterton (actor), Ben Corbett (actor), Lee Phelps (actor), Jack Rockwell (actor), Silver (actor), Josef Swickard (actor), Lita Chevret (actress), Buck Jones (producer), Irving Starr (producer), Lesley Selander (director), Edward Hearn (actor), Buck Jones (actor),

Plot: A wounded Lane Hallett is wanted for the murder of the Sheriff. His brother Buck thinks he is innocent and leaves him to set out to find the real killer. But Lane is in further trouble as Quayle is after him hoping to collect the reward money.

Keywords: ambush, atonement, avenger, b-movie, b-western, bank, bank-failure, banker, bribe, brother-brother-relationship
Genres: Romance, Western,
Taglines: BATTLING, BLASTING, BLAZING BUCK JONES...With grit and sand enough for a regiment, lives his greatest role of all! (original poster) Buck Jones, Public Favorite Number One, punches and gallops his way to new glory!