Actual proper genius Ray Harryhausen is the real – only! – reason to watch this in fact, as his input constitutes really...
Last of the Gainsborough crinolines ‘n’ capes period melodramas, with Margaret Lockwood as a clairvoyant girl who inherits a manor. What they...
Some rubbish about a fish (inedible).
Schneider is back! Back! Back! As is yer fish. Quite a neatly-turned sequel as it goes, but who wants a sequel to...
Unlikely son of Roy Scheider Dennis ‘Enemy Mine’ Quaid teams up with Sea Life Centre owner Louis ‘Enemy Mine’ Gosset Jr to...
Steve Martin’s Optigrip-inventing, Thermos-picking idiot savant is all fine and dandy, but whatever happened to his old SNL buddy Earl Stevens’ Poodleman...
Cast your mind back – if you will – and try to recall if you can how big a hit Romancing the...
This isn’t the Cushing/McClure Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptation At The Earth’s Core (the one with those pterodactyl things that made a backwards...
Arthouse takes on punk! Derek Jarman got endless stick from the likes of Siouxsie Sioux and Vivienne Westwood over this spit-drainingly pretentious...
Stanley Kramer’s accessible account of the war trials. “Ah, but can an event of such enormity be made accessible without recourse to...
Roll out the barrel!
Floundering Victorian sci-fi comedy in which the effects of Les ‘Vampire Circus’ Bowie vie with Dennis Price’s weird northern accent, as Burl...
Piss-poor Whoopi Goldberg comedy with no actual jokes to speak of, but, going some way to make up, Jonathan Pryce, Tracey Ullman,...
Frankie Howerd plays – oh yes! – Willie Joy, owner of a feckless greyhound which can’t race, but lands him in a...
Underrated.