Skype War (2014)

Actors: Joseph Melendez (actor), Loarina Gonzalez (actress), Kate E. Young (actress), Kate E. Young (producer), Craig Mahoney (actor), Craig Mahoney (actor), Craig Mahoney (actor), Jarret Berenstein (director), Jon Savoy (actor), Jon Savoy (actor), Jarret Berenstein (producer), Jarret Berenstein (writer), John Anderson (actor), Bob Acevado (actor), John Anderson (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

90 000 B.C: A Gorilla Odyssey (2009)

Actors: Ana Dominick (writer), Ana Dominick (editor), Ana Dominick (director), Ana Dominick (producer), Lydia Muijen (actress), Zaid Abu Hamdan (actor), Disspong Sampattavanich (miscellaneous crew), Ranka Djordjevic (producer), Nenad Djordjevic (producer), Jill Lei (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi, Short,
Taglines: Re-Dawn of the Gorilla Era!

Congo (1995)

Actors: Joe Pantoliano (actor), Peter Jason (actor), Kevin Grevioux (actor), Delroy Lindo (actor), Ernie Hudson (actor), Stuart Pankin (actor), James Karen (actor), John Hawkes (actor), James Karen (actor), Grant Heslov (actor), Tim Curry (actor), Bruce Campbell (actor), Joe Don Baker (actor), Kathleen Kennedy (producer), Laura Linney (actress),

Plot: A megalomaniac C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds large enough and pure enough to function as powerful laser communications transmitters (or is it laser weapons?). When contact is lost with his son and the team, his sometime daughter- in-law is sent after them. She is a former CIA operative and, accompanied by gee-whiz gadgetry and a few eccentric characters (including a mercenary, a researcher with a talking gorilla, and a a nutty Indiana-Jones-type looking for King Solomon's Mines), sets out to rescue her former fiancé. What they all discover is that often what we most want turns out to be the source of our downfall.

Keywords: africa, airport, ancient-temple, animal, animal-human-communication, ape, babe-scientist, based-on-book, based-on-novel, camera
Genres: Action, Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Where you are the endangered species

Quotes:

Monroe: Quite frankly, the twentieth century sucks. Maybe the twenty-first will be better.

Monroe: They just blew up the president's car.::Eddie: That was the president's car? Did they get him?::Monroe: That's the bad news: no, they didn't.

Monroe: I'm your great white hunter for this trip, though I happen to be black.

Richard: So, what was your name again?::Claude: Claude.::Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?::Claude: Mbasa.::Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mbasa.::Claude: Have you ever been to Mbasa?::Richard: Um, no.::Claude: Then what do you know about it?

Monroe: The ghost tribe has several levels of "dead." Someone's not dead until they're completely "dead."

Dr. Karen Ross: Aren't you human?::Travis: I'll be human later!

Monroe: So why'd you quit the CIA?::Dr. Karen Ross: I never worked for the CIA.::Monroe: Of course you didn't. But if you HAD worked for the CIA, why would you quit?::Dr. Karen Ross: 'Cause they're a loveless bunch of sons of bitches.::Monroe: And you're not?::Dr. Karen Ross: And I'm not.::Monroe: Glad to hear it.

Monroe: That region of the Congo's uninhabited.::Dr. Karen Ross: Well, something inhabits it.::Dr. Peter Elliot: What exactly did you see on that tape?::Dr. Karen Ross: A camp destroyed. People dead. A grey gorilla...::Dr. Peter Elliot: There's no such thing as a grey gorilla.::Dr. Karen Ross: Well, I saw one.::Dr. Peter Elliot: It's hard to believe at this late date...::Monroe: Why are you going in there?::Dr. Karen Ross: Two men are unaccounted for: Geoffrey Weams, and Charles Travis, my fiance... My FORMER fiance.::Monroe: Your former?::Dr. Peter Elliot: Well, we better get to him then.

Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are YOU going to Africa?::Dr. Karen Ross: ...Find something I lost.

Dr. Karen Ross: Why teach an ape to talk?::Dr. Peter Elliot: "A lonely impulse of delight."::Dr. Karen Ross: William Butler Yates.::Dr. Peter Elliot: Very good.::Dr. Karen Ross: Did it work? You're not lonely anymore?::Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are *you* going to Africa?::Dr. Karen Ross: To find something I lost...

Congo (1995)

Actors: Joe Pantoliano (actor), Peter Jason (actor), Kevin Grevioux (actor), Delroy Lindo (actor), Ernie Hudson (actor), Stuart Pankin (actor), James Karen (actor), John Hawkes (actor), James Karen (actor), Grant Heslov (actor), Tim Curry (actor), Bruce Campbell (actor), Joe Don Baker (actor), Kathleen Kennedy (producer), Laura Linney (actress),

Plot: A megalomaniac C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds large enough and pure enough to function as powerful laser communications transmitters (or is it laser weapons?). When contact is lost with his son and the team, his sometime daughter- in-law is sent after them. She is a former CIA operative and, accompanied by gee-whiz gadgetry and a few eccentric characters (including a mercenary, a researcher with a talking gorilla, and a a nutty Indiana-Jones-type looking for King Solomon's Mines), sets out to rescue her former fiancé. What they all discover is that often what we most want turns out to be the source of our downfall.

Keywords: africa, airport, ancient-temple, animal, animal-human-communication, ape, babe-scientist, based-on-book, based-on-novel, camera
Genres: Action, Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Where you are the endangered species

Quotes:

Monroe: Quite frankly, the twentieth century sucks. Maybe the twenty-first will be better.

Monroe: They just blew up the president's car.::Eddie: That was the president's car? Did they get him?::Monroe: That's the bad news: no, they didn't.

Monroe: I'm your great white hunter for this trip, though I happen to be black.

Richard: So, what was your name again?::Claude: Claude.::Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?::Claude: Mbasa.::Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mbasa.::Claude: Have you ever been to Mbasa?::Richard: Um, no.::Claude: Then what do you know about it?

Monroe: The ghost tribe has several levels of "dead." Someone's not dead until they're completely "dead."

Dr. Karen Ross: Aren't you human?::Travis: I'll be human later!

Monroe: So why'd you quit the CIA?::Dr. Karen Ross: I never worked for the CIA.::Monroe: Of course you didn't. But if you HAD worked for the CIA, why would you quit?::Dr. Karen Ross: 'Cause they're a loveless bunch of sons of bitches.::Monroe: And you're not?::Dr. Karen Ross: And I'm not.::Monroe: Glad to hear it.

Monroe: That region of the Congo's uninhabited.::Dr. Karen Ross: Well, something inhabits it.::Dr. Peter Elliot: What exactly did you see on that tape?::Dr. Karen Ross: A camp destroyed. People dead. A grey gorilla...::Dr. Peter Elliot: There's no such thing as a grey gorilla.::Dr. Karen Ross: Well, I saw one.::Dr. Peter Elliot: It's hard to believe at this late date...::Monroe: Why are you going in there?::Dr. Karen Ross: Two men are unaccounted for: Geoffrey Weams, and Charles Travis, my fiance... My FORMER fiance.::Monroe: Your former?::Dr. Peter Elliot: Well, we better get to him then.

Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are YOU going to Africa?::Dr. Karen Ross: ...Find something I lost.

Dr. Karen Ross: Why teach an ape to talk?::Dr. Peter Elliot: "A lonely impulse of delight."::Dr. Karen Ross: William Butler Yates.::Dr. Peter Elliot: Very good.::Dr. Karen Ross: Did it work? You're not lonely anymore?::Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are *you* going to Africa?::Dr. Karen Ross: To find something I lost...

Baby's Day Out (1994)

Actors: Bruce Broughton (composer), Raymond Bulinski (miscellaneous crew), Cynthia Nixon (actress), Anna Levine (actress), Lara Flynn Boyle (actress), John Hughes (writer), Fred Dalton Thompson (actor), John Neville (actor), Joe Pantoliano (actor), Mike Starr (actor), Eddie Bracken (actor), Joe Mantegna (actor), John Hughes (producer), Peter D'Alessio (miscellaneous crew), David Rawlins (editor),

Plot: Baby Bink couldn't ask for more; he has adoring (if somewhat sickly-sweet) parents, he lives in a huge mansion, and he's just about to appear in the social pages of the paper. Unfortunately, not everyone in the world is as nice as Baby Bink's parents; especially the three enterprising kidnapers who pretend to be photographers from the newspaper. Successfully kidnaping Baby Bink, they have a harder time keeping hold of the rascal, who not only keeps one step ahead of them, but seems to be more than a little bit smarter than the three bumbling criminals.

Keywords: acrophobia, baby, book, box-office-flop, cartoon-on-tv, child's-point-of-view, child-kidnapping, child-protagonist, construction-site, fear-of-heights
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Family,
Taglines: Adventure from a whole new perspective. When the big city called he had to answer. Born to go wild! No bib. No crib. No problem.

Quotes:

Norby: [singing] Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job!

Eddie: If you want to be a shoplifter, go to J.C. Penney.

FBI Agent Dale Grissom: Radio Rogers and McCluskey. Tell them to turn around. We're going back to the tick-tock to get the boo-boo. And send for backup.

[Eddie's pants were on fire, and Veeko stomped on the fire to put it out]::Veeko: That's how you put out campfires.::Eddie: Is that... a fact?::Veeko: Used to do it in boy scouts.::Eddie: You toasted your marshmallows... over a pile of flaming GONADS?::Veeko: We usually used logs.

Norby: [singing] Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job!

Norby: Eddie, what else did Mary's little lamb do?::Eddie: Didn't he put, uh, Humpty Dumpty back together again?::Veeko: That was Nat King Cole.N::Eddie: Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird.

Eddie: [after accidently letting some mixture be poured on him] THAT'S IT! NO MERCY!::[tries to walk through the slippery puddle of mixture]::Eddie: This ain't no nursury school battle of wits anymore. This is my '5'"10" of guile, gut, and gristle, versus you 2 1/2 feet of goo-goos,gaa-gaas, and giggles.::[slips on the floor, but climbs up again]::Eddie: If the Milwaukee Mob couldn't kill me, no milk-puking little thumb-sucker's got a candle's chance on a cyclone of getting the better of me!

Eddie: [Baby Bink just got away from the villains again after many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?::Norby: Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh-...::Veeko: Tollbooth at the end.::Eddie: Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?

[the villains have returned to their apartment after chasing Baby Bink all day long]::Norby: Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't want to go check if they have left the money?::Eddie: Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell torn out of us by a baby! Three fully-grown men versus 15 pounds of pink flesh with a mouth! Now, what chance do you think we have than strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than 140 years in prison? No, thank you! This is a hexed situation, we walk away while we're still ahead.::Veeko: We took a licking and kept on ticking.::Eddie: We go back to banks. Dealing with grown-ups, and I want no kiddie stuff.::Norby: We did all right with banks.::Veeko: Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting.::Eddie: Well, you know one thing I learned from this: I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.::Norby: Ha, yeah! Seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I ain't worrying about that.::[Norby and Veeko laugh, and give each other high-fives]::Eddie: Why don't you shut up? I don't ever wanna hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit Baby!::[Baby Bink's giggle is heard from the microphone outside]

[as Baby Bink crawls away from the building under construction, Hard Hat #1 sees him disappear around a corner]::Hard Hat #2: What?::Hard Hat #1: I thought I saw a baby crawl around the corner.::Hard Hat #2: Good night, Donald.

The Groove Tube (1974)

Actors: Chevy Chase (actor), Richard Belzer (actor), Richard Belzer (actor), Richard Belzer (actor), Richard Belzer (actor), Martin Kove (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Jennifer Welles (actress), Dale Bell (producer), Bill Bailey (actor), Fred Stuthman (actor), Alex Stevens (actor), Randa Haines (miscellaneous crew), Lane Sarasohn (actor),

Plot: A collection of skits that make fun of television. Everything from commercials to the nightly news are spoofed. Chevy Chase makes a brief (as well as his debut), appearance.

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, actor-playing-multiple-roles, based-on-sketch-comedy, based-on-tv-series, broadcasting, comedian, comedy-troupe, commercial, compilation
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: ALL IS REVEALED IN THE GROOVE TUBE What turns the apes on? What makes a cop dance in the street? What has the night tonic done for her? Who chases her through the woods? What can Butz Beer do for you? Why are they eating grass? The most hilarious and wildest movie is here!

Quotes:

Hooker: Lionel? That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo.

The President: I'm in the driver's seat! I'm runnin' the show! I'M THE FUCKIN' PRESIDENT!

Ko-ko: [high-pithced clown voice] Are all the little people here for "make believe time"? All of the big people out of the room? Oh-kay...::Ko-ko: [sighs and moves to a desk, removes his clown nose and puts on reading glasses]::Ko-ko: [regular male voice] Ok. Now I have, uh... a request here from Vicky Ulanet of Fort Wayne, she asks for page 47 of Fanny Hill by John Cleland.

Ko-ko: It seems a boy from Newton let his parents stay in the room during "make belief time", or at least it was his mother, because she called the station, and it's a good thing the management doesn't watch the show, because they thought it was a prank call. Now, I am only mentioning this to tell you that, really, it's very important that you make sure the big people leave the room during "make belief time", because, if you don't do that the management will catch on to what we're doing, and we'll have to go off the air and I won't be able to take your requests and so on. So, really, please, it's very important, make sure the big people leave the room during "make belief time", okay?

Für die Liebe noch zu mager (1974)

Actors: Carl-Hermann Risse (actor), Günter Rüger (actor), Theresia Wider (actress), Simone von Zglinicki (actress), Rolf Hoppe (actor), Fred Delmare (actor), Ursula Staack (actress), Uwe Kockisch (actor), Christian Steyer (actor), Lotte Loebinger (actress), Norbert Christian (actor), Karin Beewen (actress), Anne Pfeuffer (miscellaneous crew), Fritz Links (actor), Brigitte Krex (editor),

Genres: Drama,

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

Actors: Joan Eremin (miscellaneous crew), Thomas Gomez (actor), Kim Hunter (actress), Army Archerd (actor), Charlton Heston (actor), Leonard Rosenman (composer), James Bacon (actor), Roddy McDowall (actor), Jeff Corey (actor), Maurice Evans (actor), James Gregory (actor), James Franciscus (actor), Paul Frees (actor), Gregory Sierra (actor), Dominic Santarone (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In an effort to find the missing astronaut Taylor, Brent goes on a rescue mission to the planet of the apes. Using the information he receives from the ape village that Taylor escaped from, Brent locates him in an underground fortress in the forbidden zone guarded by telepathic humans.

Keywords: 40th-century, altar, amphitheater, animal, ape, ape-man, apocalypse, astronaut, atomic-bomb, attack
Genres: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The bizarre world you met in 'Planet of the Apes' was only the beginning... What lies beneath may be the end! An army of civilized apes...A fortress of radiation-crazed super humans...Earth's final battle is about to begin - Beneath the atomic rubble of what was once the city of New York!

Quotes:

Dr. Zaius: You ask me to help you? Man is evil! Capable of nothing but destruction!

Cornelius: They will dissect you! And they will kill you! In that order!

Ursus: The only good human... is a dead human!

Cornelius: If you are caught by the gorillas, you must remember one thing.::John Brent: What's that?::Cornelius: Never to speak!::John Brent: What the hell would I have to say to a gorilla?

Dr. Zira: Gorillas are cruel because they're stupid! All bone and no brain!

Dr. Zaius: Someone, or something, has outwitted the intelligence of the gorillas.::Dr. Zira: That shouldn't be difficult.

Ursus: What is more dangerous than famine, Doctor?::Dr. Zaius: The unknown.

Ursus: He bleeds! The Lawgiver bleeds!

Nova: Taylor!

Ursus: The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Actors: James Whitmore (actor), Jerry Goldsmith (composer), Woodrow Parfrey (actor), James Bacon (actor), Kim Hunter (actress), Rod Serling (writer), Roddy McDowall (actor), Gene O'Donnell (actor), Charlton Heston (actor), Maurice Evans (actor), Army Archerd (actor), Jerry Maren (actor), Billy Curtis (actor), 'Chema' Hernandez (miscellaneous crew), Joe Tornatore (actor),

Plot: Taylor and two other astronauts come out of deep hibernation to find that their ship has crashed. Escaping with little more than clothes they find that they have landed on a planet where men are pre-lingual and uncivilized while apes have learned speech and technology. Taylor is captured and taken to the city of the apes after damaging his throat so that he is silent and cannot communicate with the apes.

Keywords: 40th-century, american-flag, animal-in-title, ape, ape-man, artifact, astronaut, attempted-escape, aunt, bare-chested-male
Genres: Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Somewhere in the universe there must be something better than man. In a matter of time, an astronaut will wing through the centuries and find the answer. He may find the most terrifying one of all on the planet where apes are the rulers and man the beast. An unusual and important motion picture from the author of "The Bridge on the River Kwai"! This is Commander Taylor, Astronaut. He has landed in a world where Apes are the rulers and Man the beast. Now he is caged, tortured, risks mutilation. Because no human can remain human on the Planet of the Apes. This is Commander Taylor, Astronaut. He has landed in a world where Apes are the rulers and Man the beast. Now he is caged, tortured, risks mutilation. Because no human can remain human on the "Planet of the Apes". Somewhere in the Universe, there must be something better than man! 20th Century Fox Wants You To... Go Ape [1974 Rerelease] Hunted . . . haunted . . . wanted . . . like beasts of prey!

Quotes:

Julius: You know the saying, "Human see, human do."

George Taylor: I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.

George Taylor: Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there.

George Taylor: It's a mad house! A mad house!

George Taylor: Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.::Dr. Zira: All right, but you're so damned ugly.

[Taylor ties up Dr. Zaius]::Dr. Zira: Taylor! Don't treat him that way!::George Taylor: Why not?::Dr. Zira: It's humiliating!::George Taylor: The way you humiliated me? All of you? YOU led me around on a LEASH!::Cornelius: That was different. We thought you were inferior.::George Taylor: Now you know better.

Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor?::Dr. Zaius: His destiny.

[the first words ever spoken by a human to the apes]::George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

George Taylor: A planet where apes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer.::Dr. Zaius: Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.

Yume wa yoru hiraku (1967)

Actors: Tetsuya Watari (actor), Hideki Takahashi (actor), Akira Nagoya (actor), Bontarô Miake (actor), Chôsuke Ikariya (actor), Yôko Yamamoto (actress), Hiroshi Miyagawa (composer), Saburô Hiromatsu (actor), Chû Arai (actor), Kôji Nakamoto (actor), Mutsuo Tanji (editor), Cha Katô (actor), Bû Takagi (actor), Daizaburo Hirata (actor), Kôtarô Sugie (actor),

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