Fruit checkup

January 24, 2013

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I received this text out of the blue one night when my mom and I were in different rooms of the same house.
Hello.Just practicing texting.how many apricots have you had today

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A daughter’s vices

January 23, 2013

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I’m 30 years old and in my second year of medical school.

I got this email from my mother today:

How is school? I hope I don’t have to worry about you drinking and smoking. Study hard,play hard. But not Boozing,smoking,sexing. Please keep in mind. Those are self-destructive behavior. Be aware!!
Work hard, your reward is closer at reach.

Love,mummy

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My mother is currently visiting relatives in Taiwan and sent me the following email:

Dear Jo:
Here is rain everywhere, whole day, whole weeks. I don’t how long we have take it. Food is very where, however we can’t take too much by our age.
Vegetable and fruit are so fresh. But virus and illness are everywhere also.
I become much younger looking.
Love Mom

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Seeking nice b*tches

May 6, 2012

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One time we were in California on a family vacation and my mom was driving around looking for a nice beach for us to hang out at.  She pulls up to a pedestrian, rolls down her window and asks, “Excuse me do you if there are any nice bitches around here?”

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Shake it

May 6, 2012

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For the longest time, my mom didn’t know that one line from “Hey Ya!” by Outkast goes “shake it like a polaroid picture!” Up until the time I corrected her, she’s been singing “shake it like a bowl of pizza!”

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You Are What You Eat

February 11, 2012

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Mom: and today tony had a surgery ,cut some things from nect [tony is my dad, and she meant neck]
Me: what? what things?
Mom: meat
Me: why?
Mom: meat ball
Me: hahahahaha so nothing bad?
Mom: he eat too much meat so it grow in the neck

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Happy Humping Day

November 18, 2011

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Mom: Today I learned something new at work.
Me: What’s that?
Mom: What day is today?
Me: Wednesday?
Mom: Yes, so then?
Me: I don’t get it.
Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!!
Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like the hump of a camel or a mountain!!!

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Tasty Topic

November 13, 2011

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My mom, sister and I are at the mall.
Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket?
Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?

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Facebook Chubs

November 7, 2011

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You are a Loser

October 29, 2011

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Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”?
Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”?
Mom: Yeah that one.

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