Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore (1996)

Actors: Adam Sandler (actor), Ken Camroux (actor), Kevin Nealon (actor), Dee Jay Jackson (actor), Richard Kiel (actor), Will Sasso (actor), Christopher McDonald (actor), Allen Covert (actor), Peter Kelamis (actor), Joe Flaherty (actor), David Kaye (actor), Stephen Dimopoulos (actor), Dennis Dugan (actor), Ben Stiller (actor), Robert Smigel (actor),

Plot: A Hockey player wannabe finds out that he has the most powerful golf drive in history. He joins the P.G.A. tour to make some money to save grandma's house. The downside is that his hocky player mentality doesn't really go on the P.G.A. tour. Especially with the favorite to win the championship.

Keywords: 1990s, alligator, black-panties, blonde, character-name-in-title, cleavage, cult-film, cult-film, fan, fight
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: He doesn't play golf... he destroys it.

Quotes:

[the audience is getting wild]::Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

Virginia: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?::Happy Gilmore: What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.::Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.::Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?::Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.::Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

Happy Gilmore: [voice over narration] During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Happy Gilmore: Looks like a slight hill. Whaddya think?::Otto: And a slant to the left.::Happy Gilmore: Nah, it looks that way cause you've only got one shoe on.

Grandma: How's that nice girlfriend of yours?::Happy Gilmore: Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.

Happy Gilmore: [to Virginia] Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Happy Gilmore: I'll make you a bet.::Virginia: Do you always carry a puck with you?::Happy Gilmore: Yeah. Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.::Virginia: Really?::Happy Gilmore: Good luck.::[Virginia shoots puck and scores]::Happy Gilmore: Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!::Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.::Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?::Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.::Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?::Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!::[Shows Happy his wooden hand]::Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!::Chubbs: Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.::[Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]::Happy Gilmore: You're pretty sick, Chubbs.

The Making of 'Happy Gilmore' (1996)

Actors: Christopher McDonald (actor), Adam Sandler (actor), Daniel Wheatcroft (producer), Julie Bowen (actress),

Genres: Short,