Tim Allen

Timothy Allen Dick (born June 13, 1953), known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian.

He is known for his role in the ABC television show Home Improvement (1991–1999) as well as for his starring roles in several popular films, including Disney's The Santa Clause trilogy, Disney/Pixar's Toy Story trilogy (as the voice of Buzz Lightyear), and Galaxy Quest (1999). He currently stars as Mike Baxter in the Last Man Standing TV series (2011–present).

Early life

Allen was born in Denver, Colorado. He is the son of Martha Katherine (née Fox), a community-service worker, and Gerald M. Dick (1923–1964), a real estate agent. He is the third oldest of five brothers. His father died in a car accident, colliding with a drunk driver, when Allen was 11. Two years later, his mother married her high school sweetheart, a successful business executive, and moved with her six children to Birmingham, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, to be with her new husband and his three children. Allen attended Seaholm High School in Birmingham, where he was in theater and music classes (resulting in his love of classical piano). He then attended Central Michigan University and transferred to Western Michigan University in 1974. At Western Michigan, Allen worked at the student radio station WIDR and received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications specializing in radio and television production in 1976 with a split minor in philosophy and design. In 1998, Western Michigan awarded Allen an honorary Fine Arts degree and the Distinguished Alumni Award.

'Tim Allen' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006)

Actors: Dino Castelli (miscellaneous crew), Hayden Panettiere (actress), Marc C. Geschwind (miscellaneous crew), Rihanna (actress), Jon Kuyper (producer), Armyan Bernstein (producer), Robin Anderson (miscellaneous crew), Cynthia Gates Fujikawa (miscellaneous crew), Tony Gonzalez (miscellaneous crew), Tony Gonzalez (actor), Kiersten Warren (actress), Danny Saphire (editor), David Roessell (producer), Chris Moss (actor), Solange Knowles (actress),

Plot: Britney Allen is living the dream -- the cheerleader's dream. At the elite seaside campus of Pacific Vista High School, Britney is captain of the cheerleading squad and the envy of everyone at school -- including one overly-ambitious teammate. When Britney hears about a forthcoming audition for a top cheer squad to appear in recording star Rihanna's upcoming television special, she is determined that her Pirates cheer squad will capture the coveted spot. But Britney's life turns from cheer-topia to cheer-tastrophe when her father's job takes her family to Crenshaw Heights, a multi-ethnic working-class neighborhood east of Los Angeles. At her new school, Britney is viewed with suspicion by most of the students, especially by Camille, the overly confident and acerbic leader of the Crenshaw Heights Warriors cheerleading squad. No one is more surprised than Camille, however, when Britney proves herself and secures a spot on the Warriors' cheer squad. Britney and her new teammates work feverishly to prepare for the audition for Rihanna, incorporating some edgy new moves into their performance. Now the pressure is on, as the Warriors find themselves locked in a high-stakes cheer-off with Pacific Vista, Britney's old school! During the no-holds-barred fight to the finish, friendships, loyalties and talents are tested -- but only one team can come out on top.

Keywords: 2000s, african-american, back-stabbing, barefoot, best-friend, blonde-stereotype, butt-goose, butt-slap, cell-phone, cheerleader
Genres: Comedy, Sport,

Quotes:

Camille: Kirresha, hold my shit!

Camille: Check this out everybody. We got some new shit for ya'll. Here we go now!::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: [starts dance routine] Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call. Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Leti: My name is Leti. I like to party. And when I shake it, the boys say "ay mami!".::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Camille: My name Camille. Give you three wishes. You see me shake it, 'cause I'm delicious.::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Kirresha: My name Kirresha. Get out my face. 'Cause when I shake it, it's like an earthquake.::Camille: Don't forget everybody, pep rally after school!::[jumps off table]::Camille: Did you enjoy the show, white girl?::Britney: I didn't know you were a cheerleader.::Camille: Ha. I'm THE cheerleader, ok, I'm captain.::Britney: So? I was captain at my old school.::Camille: And now you go to MY school. So I guess that makes you... nothing.

Rihanna: [flipping a coin] Call it.::Sierra: It's a quarter!

Winnie: And you're such a wigger::Britney: Oh no, Brad, hold my shit!

Jesse: I could probably show you better then I could tell you.::Britney: No, no I probably wouldn't know what to do.

Camille: Jesse, it's cute you tryin to be in choreography and all but you just stick to findin us the beats, alright boo?::Jesse: Alright cool, but one day you'll come beggin for what i got.::Kirresha: Shoot, I'm beggin now hook a sister up.::Camille: Kirresha.::Kirresha: What?::Camille: You are too hot to beg.::Kirresha: I know but he's just so fine I'm willin to make an exception.::Jesse: Don't tease me mami, me gustan las chicas grande.::Kirresha: Mmm I don't know what you said, but me gustan too baby.::Leti: He said he like big girls!::Kirresha: Now, why come when you say it it don't sound cute at all?::Leti: Look he the one who said it alright.::Kirresha: Don't hate cuz he on me.

Leti: [after Britney's audition] Damn... vanilla latte's got skills.

Everybody: [about Britney as squad captain] We really made a big mistake. Don't you think her boobs look fake?::Britney: I swear that this is my real chest. My right is bigger than my left.::Brad: That's true.::Everybody: [about Britney as squad captain] We don't know why we choose her. Look at her she's such a poser.::Britney: I'll prove to you that I'm legiate. I'll work hard and never quit.::Everybody: Not Not Not Not going to happen. You You You Suck at being captain. Brit Brit Brit your cheering is for shit. Not you Brit they're not your real tits.

[Amber, Brianna and Sierra get a video phone message from Britney]::Britney: [crying uncontrolably/indistinctly] I... hate... this...!::Sierra: Ah! Tears of joy. She's so happy.

Jesse: Dude I could kick the dude out of you!

SNL: 25 Years of Music (1999)

Actors: Elvis Costello (actor), Joe Cocker (actor), Lance Bass (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), J.C. Chasez (actor), Eric Clapton (actor), Michael Bolton (actor), Matthew Broderick (actor), Garth Brooks (actor), Garth Brooks (actor), John Belushi (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Ray Charles (actor), Snoop Dogg (actor),

Plot: This 5 part musical special was produced by VH1 and NBC and aired in the fall of 1999 to mark Saturday Night Live's 25th Anniversary. Each special covered 5 years of SNL's history and featured musical performances and music themed comedy sketches from the respective period. Host - 1975-80 Chevy Chase, Host 1980-85 Martin Short, Host - 1985-90 Al Franken, Host 1990-95 Jay Mohr, Host 1995-99 Cheri Oteri

Keywords: hip-hop, rap, sketch-comedy
Genres: ,

Meet Wally Sparks (1997)

Actors: Michael Rooker (actor), Bob Saget (actor), Burt Reynolds (actor), Lewis Arquette (actor), George Hamilton (actor), Geraldo Rivera (actor), Jay Leno (actor), Tony Danza (actor), Michael Bolton (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Rodney Dangerfield (actor), Gilbert Gottfried (actor), Jerry Springer (actor), Scott L. Schwartz (actor),

Plot: Wally Sparks is a tabloid TV show reporter who's trying to boost ratings on his show. He goes to the governor's mansion to uncover a sex scandal.

Keywords: actress, alcohol, ass-kissing, assistant, atlanta-georgia, bar, blackmail, bride, broken-glass, broken-window
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: He's a menace to High Society. The Talk Show Host that Everyone loves to hate!

Quotes:

Wally Sparks: The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind.

Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.

Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.

Wally Sparks: Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.

Wally Sparks: Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.

Wally Sparks: I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it.

Wally Sparks: And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no-one on the bottom.

Wally Sparks: I am here to spread Joy, tell when you find her.

Wally Sparks: You never had me.

The One Way Trail (1931)

Actors: Barney Beasley (actor), Charles Murphy (actor), Ralph Bucko (actor), Jack Evans (actor), Roy Bucko (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Bob Burns (actor), Robert Homans (actor), Jack King (actor), Charles Le Moyne (actor), Al Ferguson (actor), Bud McClure (actor), Tim McCoy (actor), Art Mix (actor), Carroll Nye (actor),

Plot: Tim's young brother Terry goes to play poker with honest George Beck. Saloon owner Coldeye says he is Beck and then shoots Terry. Just before he dies, Terry tells Tim that it was Beck that shot him. Tim, a card sharp, gets a job dealing for Beck and plans to ruin him financially and then kill him not knowing he has the wrong man.

Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, number-in-title, remake
Genres: Western,
Taglines: Ace High Thrills!

Father's Favorite (1912)

Actors: J. Warren Kerrigan (actor), Marshall Neilan (actor), Pauline Bush (actress), Allan Dwan (director),

Plot: John Allen was a prosperous ranchman, but was of the idea that his oldest son, Tim, was especially built for work and that John, Jr. his youngest son, was better adapted to play the part of a gentleman. John Jr. was not slow to take advantage of conditions, but little did he appreciate that he was playing the culprit and that his brother, although he had but few of the pleasures of life, was possessed, of a much nobler character. When John Jr., fell into evil ways and was in a fair way to spend a term at the workhouse it was Tim who spared his father from what would have been a bitter disappointment and paid his brother's penalty, and when his sentence had been expiated, he again bore the burden of responsibility for his brother's weakness, for which he was cast from his home by the unjust mandate of an irate father.

Genres: Drama, Short, Western,

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2013, role: actor , character name: Narrator
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2012, role: actor , character name: Narrator
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2012, role: actor , character name: Buzz Lightyear
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2012, role: actor , character name: Narrator
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2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Favorite TV Actor
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2011, role: actor , character name: Buzz Lightyear
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2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
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2011, role: actor , character name: Buzz Lightyear
Play in Full Screen The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards

2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
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2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
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2010, role: actor , character name: Tommy
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2010, role: actor , character name: Buzz Lightyear
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2010, role: actor , character name: Buzz Lightyear
Play in Full Screen Crazy on the Outside

2010, role: director
Play in Full Screen I Am Comic

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen I Am

2010, role: actor
Play in Full Screen The Tragic Side of Comedy

2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Six Wives of Henry Lefay

2009, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Starz Inside: Comics on Screen

2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Six Wives of Henry Lefay

2009, role: actor , character name: Henry
Play in Full Screen The 7th Annual TV Land Awards

2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Yosemite Three

2009, role: actor
Play in Full Screen TV's All-Time Funniest: A Paley Center for Media Special

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen AFI's 10 Top 10: America's 10 Greatest Films in 10 Classic Genres

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Be Funny

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Redbelt

2008, role: actor , character name: Chet Frank
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2008, role: actor , character name: Buzz Lightyear
Play in Full Screen The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy
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2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2007, role: actor , character name: Doug Madsen
Play in Full Screen Bikers, Brawls and Burning Bars: The Making of 'Wild Hogs'

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Pixar Story

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movies: 10th Anniversary Edition

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen In the Pink

2007, role: actor
Play in Full Screen The Shaggy Dog

2006, role: producer
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2006, role: actor , character name: Captain Zoom
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2006, role: actor , character name: Jack Shepard
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2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2006, role: actor , character name: Santa
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2006, role: actor , character name: Scott Calvin
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2006, role: actor , character name: Buzz Lightyear Car
Play in Full Screen The Shaggy Dog

2006, role: actor , character name: Dave Douglas
Play in Full Screen The Funniest Families of Television Comedy: A Museum of Television & Radio Special

2004, role: actor , character name: Himself

Allen, Tim Filmography

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2009, role: actor , character name: Marshall
Play in Full Screen Walled In

2009, role: actor , character name: Police Officer
Play in Full Screen Intimate Stranger

2006, role: actor , character name: Technician
Play in Full Screen Betrayed

2003, role: actor , character name: Reporter Evan

Allen, Tim Filmography

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2013, role: actor , character name: Prisoner 2
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2011, role: actor , character name: Thug #8
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2006, role: miscellaneous crew

Famous quotes by Tim Allen:

"There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, ... Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians."

"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."

"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."

"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything."

"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."

"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."

"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance"

"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison."

"In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers."

"When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite."

"In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship."

"I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?"

"In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best."

"The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels."

"Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families."

"I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it."

"I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life."

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I forbid you maidens all that wear gold in your hair
To travel to Carter Hall for young Tam Lin is there
None that go by Carter Hall but they leave him a pledge
Either their mantles of green or else their maidenhead"
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to Carter Hall as fast as go can she
She'd not pulled a double rose, a rose but only two
When up there came young Tam Lin says "Lady, pull no
more"
"And why come you to Carter Hall without command from
me?"
"I'll come and go", young Janet said, "and ask no leave
of thee"
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to her father as fast as go can she
Well, up then spoke her father dear and he spoke meek
and mild
"Oh, and alas, Janet," he said, "I think you go with
child"
"Well, if that be so," Janet said, "myself shall bear
the blame
There's not a knight in all your hall shall get the
baby's name
For if my love were an earthly knight as he is an elfin
grey
I'd not change my own true love for any knight you
have"
Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
And she's gone to Carter Hall as fast as go can she
"Oh, tell to me, Tam Lin," she said, "why came you here
to dwell?"
"The Queen of Faeries caught me when from my horse I
fell
And at the end of seven years she pays a tithe to hell
I so fair and full of flesh and feared it be myself
But tonight is Hallowe'en and the faery folk ride
Those that would their true love win at Miles Cross
they must buy
So first let past the horses black and then let past
the brown
Quickly run to the white steed and pull the rider down
For I'll ride on the white steed, the nearest to the
town
For I was an earthly knight, they give me that renown
Oh, they will turn me in your arms to a newt or a snake
But hold me tight and fear not, I am your baby's father
And they will turn me in your arms into a lion bold
But hold me tight and fear not and you will love your
child
And they will turn me in your arms into a naked knight
But cloak me in your mantle and keep me out of sight"
In the middle of the night she heard the bridle ring
She heeded what he did say and young Tam Lin did win
Then up spoke the Faery Queen, an angry queen was she
Woe betide her ?ill-fought? face, an ill death may she
"Oh, had I known, Tam Lin," she said, "what this knight
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Tim Tebow delights fans in final game of four-game series at Fort Myers Miracle

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Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Tim Tebow helps pack in crowds over Fourth of July weekend at Hammond Stadium in Single-A Advanced Florida State League ... ....

AirAsia X flight diverts to Brisbane after suspected bird strike

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One passenger, Tim Joga, said he heard "four or five bangs" before seeing an "orange light" outside. ....

Hardworking cabbie found dead in vehicle in Sai Wan

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At 8am on Friday, cabbie Lee Tim-tai was last heard, telling his wife on the phone ......

Shibuya carries Tulsa to 3-0 win over Midland

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MIDLAND, Texas (AP) -- Tim Shibuya tossed a one-hit shutout, leading the Tulsa Drillers to a 3-0 win over the Midland RockHounds on Monday ... ....

People: Deloitte makes 14 senior promotions; Trio of partners at BLM; Worsley Park Marriott…

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The business advisory firm has announced that Olly Tebbutt (Advisory Corporate Finance), Tim Grogan (Audit ......

Disarray of the West is a golden opportunity for Africa

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The liberal international order is in disarray. To prevent the perpetuation of global instability, other regions of the world, including Africa, also has to offer their vision of how to remake the global order, writes Tim Murithi and Ashanti Kunene ... ....

Tim Allen

Early life

Tim Allen Fired by ABC for Exposing Hollywood's Liberal Insanity

Tim Allen on Going to Donald Trump's Inauguration

Tim Allen Exposes What's Going on in Hollywood! (2017)

Tim Allen reacts to liberal Hollywood's anti-Trump crusade

Tim Allen: "Rewires America" & "All Men Are Pigs"

TIM ALLEN talks about God

Adam Carolla On Tim Allen Show Cancellation

BREAKING: ABC GETS MASSIVE BAD NEWS AFTER CANCELING TIM ALLEN'S CONSERVATIVE SHOW

Tim Allen: Being Conservative in Hollywood is Like Being a Jew in 1930s Germany

Tim Allen's 1968 Camaro 427 COPO - Jay Leno's Garage

'Tim Allen' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006)

Quotes:

SNL: 25 Years of Music (1999)

Meet Wally Sparks (1997)

Quotes:

The One Way Trail (1931)

Father's Favorite (1912)

Allen, Tim Filmography

Allen, Tim Filmography

Allen, Tim Filmography

Famous quotes by Tim Allen:

"There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, ... Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians."

"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."

"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."

"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything."

"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."

"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."

"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance"

"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison."

"In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers."

"When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite."

"In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship."

"I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?"

"In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best."

"The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels."

"Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families."

"I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it."

"I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life."

Tim Allen

ALBUMS

Checkered Past

Find My Keys and We'll Drive Out

Last Train to Whiskeyville

Tim Allen Fired by ABC for Exposing Hollywood's Liberal Insanity

Tim Allen on Going to Donald Trump's Inauguration

Tim Allen Exposes What's Going on in Hollywood! (2017)

Tim Allen reacts to liberal Hollywood's anti-Trump crusade

Tim Allen: "Rewires America" & "All Men Are Pigs"

TIM ALLEN talks about God

Adam Carolla On Tim Allen Show Cancellation

BREAKING: ABC GETS MASSIVE BAD NEWS AFTER CANCELING TIM ALLEN'S CONSERVATIVE SHOW

Tim Allen: Being Conservative in Hollywood is Like Being a Jew in 1930s Germany

Tim Allen's 1968 Camaro 427 COPO - Jay Leno's Garage

Tim Allen Fired by ABC for Exposing Hollywood's Liberal Insanity

Tim Allen on Going to Donald Trump's Inauguration

Tim Allen Exposes What's Going on in Hollywood! (2017)

Tim Allen reacts to liberal Hollywood's anti-Trump crusade

Tim Allen: "Rewires America" & "All Men Are Pigs"

TIM ALLEN talks about God

Adam Carolla On Tim Allen Show Cancellation

BREAKING: ABC GETS MASSIVE BAD NEWS AFTER CANCELING TIM ALLEN'S CONSERVATIVE SHOW

Tim Allen: Being Conservative in Hollywood is Like Being a Jew in 1930s Germany

Tim Allen's 1968 Camaro 427 COPO - Jay Leno's Garage

Tim Allen: "Rewires America" & "All Men Are Pigs"

Tim Allen on Howard Stern (Classic Clip!)

EVERY Tim Allen with Craig Ferguson!

Steve Harvey Show March 9, 2017 | Comic Tim Allen Last Man Standing Comedians You Should Know

Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 6/16/2010 Tim Allen

Sigourney Weaver & Tim Allen (Krazy on the 0uts1de) Full Movie Comedy

Home Improvement Season 4 Episode 19 The Naked Truth cool man

Tim Allen & the Guys on the set of ABC's "Last Man Standing"

Redbelt (2008) Full Movies HD - Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tim Allen, Emily Mortimer

BREAKING Tim Allen Just Got GREAT NEWS About “Last Man Standing”

Tim Allen: "Rewires America" & "All Men Are Pigs"

Tim Allen on Howard Stern (Classic Clip!)