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True Self (2010)

Actors: Teli Hsueh (costume designer), Teli Hsueh (actor), Teli Hsueh (producer), Teli Hsueh (producer), Teli Hsueh (miscellaneous crew), Teli Hsueh (writer), Teli Hsueh (writer), Teli Hsueh (director), Henry Hsueh (miscellaneous crew), Henry Hsueh (editor), Henry Hsueh (composer), Henry Hsueh (producer), Henry Hsueh (producer), Tomoyuki Koga (miscellaneous crew), Tomoyuki Koga (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The story is about Wing's mission as 'Taven' to eliminate a mysterious enemy that is posting great threat to his community. Knowing nothing about this enemy other than the fact that there have been numerous failed attempt to take him out by other Tavens, Wing embarks onto this uncertainty. Tuna, Wing's friend, is longing to become a Taven one day. He sneaks into the battleground trying to find out who Wing is up against, but ends up being the critical role in assisting Wing to win the battle. Together they reveal the true identity of the mysterious 'Target Man'.

Genres: Action, Short, Thriller,

His Naked Mind (2010)

Actors: Kyle Mumford (actor), Kyle Mumford (editor), Kyle Mumford (director), Kyle Mumford (writer), Kyle Mumford (producer), David Winning (actor), Laura Poe (actress), Dana Hunter (actress), Randy Miles (actor), Bob Angelini (actor), Kyle Sather (producer), Quincy Mumford (actor), Devin Dunne Cannon (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama, Romance,

La-308 (2009)

Actors: Page Ostrow (producer), Jerry Leggio (actor), Damon Lipari (producer), Damon Lipari (actor), Scott Innes (actor), Ray Gaspard (actor), Emilie Staat (miscellaneous crew), Jason Furrate (actor), Jason Furrate (director), Jason Furrate (writer), Jason Furrate (producer), Jason Furrate (editor), Andre Chapoy (actor), Lisa Wilde (actress), Mark Fain (composer),

Genres: Drama,

Loaner (2009)

Actors: Alex Castillo (actor), Josh Covitt (actor), Rosemary Alexander (actress), Matt Riedy (actor), Kevin Leung (actor), Jason Schmid (producer), Jason Schmid (writer), Jason Schmid (director), Jason Schmid (editor), Ken Gamble (actor), Antonio Farré (actor), Daniel Hagen (actor), Warren McCullough (actor), Jesse Warren (actor), Antonia Raftu (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: You're only in over your head when you know how deep you are.

Desire (2008)

Actors: Marcela Cuneo (editor), Rica Shinobu (actress), Rica Shinobu (producer), Rica Shinobu (writer), Rica Shinobu (director), Arran Glass (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Analyze That (2002)

Actors: Cathy Moriarty (actress), Gina Lynn (actress), Lisa Kudrow (actress), Andy Schofield (actor), Joyce Brothers (actress), Vinny Vella (actor), Thomas Rosales Jr. (actor), Joey Diaz (actor), Robert De Niro (actor), Paul Herman (actor), Anthony LaPaglia (actor), Anthony LaPaglia (actor), Billy Crystal (actor), Billy Crystal (producer), Bruce Berman (producer),

Plot: The mafia's Paul Vitti is back in prison and will need some serious counseling when he gets out. Naturally, he returns to his analyst Dr. Ben Sobel for help and finds that Sobel needs some serious help himself as he has inherited the family practice, as well as an excess stock of stress.

Keywords: 2000s, anti-social, armored-car, armored-car-robbery, bloopers-during-credits, box-office-flop, breaking-a-window, brief-psychotic-disorder, brooklyn-bridge, bus
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Back in therapy

Quotes:

Dr. Ben Sobel: Lou the Wrench? Why the Wrench?::Paul Vitti: He twisted some guy's head off.::Dr. Ben Sobel: OFF?

Agent Miller: Dr. Sobel, have you been receiving calls from mobster Paul Vitti?::Dr. Ben Sobel: Why would you say I received a call from Paul Vitti?::Agent Miller: Because we record all his calls from Sing Sing.::Dr. Ben Sobel: Then yes I did.

Dr. Ben Sobel: I am grieving. It's a process.

Dr. Ben Sobel: [straining] I'm very attached to my balls.

Dr. Ben Sobel: Ginko biloba. Helps my memory, and I forget what else.

Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you know what you said about not flipping out?::Paul Vitti: Yeah.::Dr. Ben Sobel: Sorry. [freaks out]

Dr. Ben Sobel: I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long.::Paul Vitti: Yeah, that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row, a fuckin' home-cooked meal. "Oh, tuna casserole!"

Dr. Ben Sobel: I know what you're doing Paul. You're just upset that I have custody of you, so you passive-aggressively arranged for me to look like a fool.::Paul Vitti: Oh come on. You were great! You were great!::Dr. Ben Sobel: Second take, I thought, was a little better than the first. Jelly wasn't giving me much, honestly. so I j... Screw you, Paul.

Dr. Ben Sobel: I was at a funeral.::Paul Vitti: What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail? You're my Doctor!::Dr. Ben Sobel: My father died.::Paul Vitti: So. With you it is always me, me, me, me, me, me. He's dead. So get over it.

Mobster: No hard feelings.::Dr. Ben Sobel: No... and probably never again.

Analyze This (1999)

Actors: Harold Ramis (writer), Paula Weinstein (producer), Molly Shannon (actress), Bruce Berman (producer), Lisa Kudrow (actress), Billy Crystal (producer), Leo Rossi (actor), Robert De Niro (actor), Tony Bennett (actor), Aasif Mandvi (actor), Billy Crystal (actor), Chazz Palminteri (actor), Tony Devon (actor), Peter Tolan (writer), Peter Tolan (writer),

Plot: Ben Sobol, Psychiatrist, has a few problems: His son spies on his patients when they open up their heart, his parents don't want to attend his upcoming wedding and his patients' problems don't challenge him at all. Paul Vitti, Godfather, has a few problems as well: Sudden anxiety attacks in public, a certain disability to kill people and his best part ceasing service when needed. One day, Ben unfortunately crashes into one of Vitti's cars. The exchange of Ben's business card is followed by a business visit of Don Paul Vitti himself, who wants to be free of inner conflict within two weeks, before all the Mafia Dons meet. Now, Ben Sobol feels somewhat challenged, as his wedding is soon, his only patient keeps him busy by regarding Ben's duty as a 24 hour standby and the feds keep forcing him to spy on Paul Vitti. And how do you treat a patient who usually solves problems with a gun?

Keywords: 1990s, anger, attempted-murder, betrayal, canceled-wedding, closure, counsellor, cow, crying-gangster, death
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: New York's most powerful gangster is about to get in touch with his feelings. YOU try telling him his 50 minutes are up.

Quotes:

Dr. Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?

Boss Paul Vitti: You're turning me down?::Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the "family" I had in mind.::Boss Paul Vitti: You, with your schmucky little office in your schmucky little home, you're turning *me* down? For what, so you can go back and listen to housewives piss and moan about how nobody fucks 'em right anymore?

Jelly: I'm gonna get a bite to eat. You wanna sandwich or somethin'?::Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?::Jelly: A half a sandwich.

[afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti]::Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.

Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... im gonna kill you , you understand?

Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, I got news for you, you little two-bit prick, son-of-a-bitch, rat-bastard you did nothing for me! Whatever you did the other day didn't take! I'm still fucked up! You did fucking NOTHING for me!::Dr. Ben Sobel: Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Viti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT!... That got away from me at the end there.

Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?::Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.::Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?::Boss Paul Vitti: No.::Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?::Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?::Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?::Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.::Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?::Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.::Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.

Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.::Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?

Boss Paul Vitti: You know me?::Dr. Ben Sobel: Yes.::Boss Paul Vitti: No you don't.::Dr. Ben Sobel: Okay.::Boss Paul Vitti: You see my picture in the paper?::Dr. Ben Sobel: Yes.::Boss Paul Vitti: No you didn't.::Dr. Ben Sobel: I don't even get the paper.

Toast with the Gods (1995)

Actors: Tom Garrett (miscellaneous crew), Ron Kalish (editor), Jean Corriveau (composer), Mario Diaz (actor), Shana Kemp (actress), Shana Kemp (miscellaneous crew), George Georgiadis (actor), Latino Pellegrini (director), Latino Pellegrini (producer), Latino Pellegrini (composer), Eric Magun (director), Eric Magun (producer), Eric Magun (writer), Courage De Leon (actor), Tina Frolund (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy,
Taglines: The Ultimate Odyssey

Porky's Poor Fish (1940)

Actors: Treg Brown (editor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Leon Schlesinger (producer), Mel Blanc (actor), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Robert Clampett (director), Melvin Millar (writer),

Plot: Porky Pig owns a fish store and goes out to lunch. After a cat is not having much success with a mouse, he goes into the fish store when Porky is away. When the cat thinks he has the good appetite, the fish go to war against him and drive him out of the store. He is then freaked out by the mouse and shrinks as the mouse grows.

Keywords: cat-versus-mouse, character-name-in-title, electric-eel, looney-tunes, miniaturization, octopus, reference-to-porky-pig, shark, shrinking, surrealism
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Porky Pig: B-Boy, when it comes to eatin', I'm a r-r-regular pig.

Fresh Fish (1939)

Actors: Treg Brown (editor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Robert C. Bruce (actor), Kent Rogers (actor), Sara Berner (actress), Leon Schlesinger (producer), Tex Avery (actor), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Tex Avery (director), Jack Miller (writer),

Plot: A tour of the waters near a South Sea island, introducing us to the various kinds of marine life, including the pickled herring, the hermit crab, the starfish, a seahorse race, and many other puns. Among the running gags, a two-headed fish who keeps asking for directions to Mr. Ripley and a professor in a diving sphere looking for a rare wim-wam whistling shark.

Keywords: cartoon-fish, drunkenness, eat-at-joe's, fish, merrie-melodies, shark, south-sea-isle, surrealism, underwater
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,