Not wanting to step on the toes of What Not to Crochet, but there are some bizarre religious patterns out there. For example, there's this Venus of Willendorf doll. The same designer has also come up with a really impressive Kali and the Virgin Mary, which is an interesting threesome really.
Another Goddess can be found in the form of Blessed Elements' Goddess for all Seasons, and the patterns for decorating her for spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Those inclined towards East Asian traditions can make themselves a Maneki Neko. And we must not forget Cthulhu.
Not a toy, but really, just read the explanation of this pattern: Goddess Blessed Study Bookmark.