my underwear is on inside-out. i don’t care. samir and i will be hanging out in an hour for the first time since redparty. when we don’t talk or write for a few days samir calls and asks if we are still friends and fil will say hey samir, remember when we were friends? yeah, that was awesome.
being insecure is the funnest.
i pretty much hate everyone today equally. my throat is all closed-up. tonite i’m going to get wasted the not-drinking-during-the-week is temporarily on hiatus for tonite because I AM TURNING TO THE HOOCH because because BECAUSE!
i need to get slammed and shit-trash the world with my peeps.
shit-talking not slammed isn’t as effective or fun.
some douchebag whoever won raymitheminx.com and is using it to advertise porn however he’s having it point to my archives and at the bottom right there’s all these links like ‘glory-hole’ sex bag’ whatever – it’s fucking GREAT that something i began at the age of 17 is now a fucking porn site. legally is this person allowed to use my image to advertise porn? like there’sa picture of me and bunny kissing right above the porn links. do i have any legal rights in this situation? like yeah u can have porn but you can’t have my old domain and have it point to my archives that do not belong to you to get people to look at porn can you? either way i’m changing my url altogether fuck the internet. f that guy i dunno, DO SOMETHING.
he is not my friend he is my arch enemy jeffosidius from planet firwux
Mike says:
weren’t you like 1 years old when Kiss broke up?
raymi says:
i have been sent ten trillion lightyears into the past here, an obscene amount of lightyears behind to battle him to the death
raymi says:
kiss, pardon me but i do not understand what that word is
Mike says:
the shirt you are wearing in your picture
Mike says:
Kiss
Mike says:
rock band
Mike says:
from America
Mike says:
you are not from the future
Mike says:
you are from Ontario
raymi says:
http://www.mercerunion.org
the t-shirt of which you refer to is merely the symbol for this place raymi says:
it has zero affiliations to this “kiss”
Mike says:
fair enough
raymi says:
one day 8 years ago i shot thee jeffosidius with a quadruple laser beam fargonaut, you know that scar on his stomache in the shape of fecal matter? that was me.
Mike says:
good work
Mike says:
he has it coming
raymi says:
do you have any advice
Mike says:
plenty
raymi says:
well
Mike says:
i’d say go for it
Mike says:
i mean why not
Mike says:
if you end up having to kill someone its just part of the process
raymi says:
my planet kylix and his have a deep conflict between us
raymi says:
an ancient grudge
raymi says:
his planet firwux has tried many a time to steal our precious griz root and waged war on my planet to retrieve it
Mike says:
he must be destroyed at all costs
raymi says:
jeffosidius’ people are not very bright
raymi says:
they used up their resources all too soon
Mike says:
they are good for slave labor
raymi says:
soon they will be out of tinklin spirits
raymi says:
jeffosidius is part of the herti species
raymi says:
they seek to impregnate the women of my planet
raymi says:
so as to bare claim to the griz root
raymi says:
THEY MUST BE DESTROYED
Mike says:
your transponder is out of alignment
raymi says:
i fear i will not be able to return to kylix
Mike says:
seriously
raymi says:
so for the time being i am adapting to earth life
raymi says:
while here i must carry out my one destiny in life
Mike says:
i reccommend the chicken kiev
raymi says:
that is to kill jeffosidius
raymi says:
i understand he has taken the form of a human male and goes by the name of jeff halpin
