Germany

Miss Cast Away (2004)

Actors: Jenni Gold (producer), Michael Jackson (actor), Bruce Resnik (miscellaneous crew), Stuart Pankin (actor), Eric Roberts (actor), Chris Spinelli (actor), Jackie Torres (actress), P. David Miller (actor), Douglas Dunning (actor), T.J. Storm (actor), Brande Roderick (actress), Bryan Michael Stoller (writer), Bryan Michael Stoller (producer), Bryan Michael Stoller (actor), Bryan Michael Stoller (director),

Plot: While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers and Mike Saunders crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While the group fight to survive, alien apes plot to use the ark to destroy the human race and dominate planet Earth.

Keywords: absurd-humor, parody
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: There's trouble in paradise.

Where the Hell's That Gold?!!? (1988)

Actors: Burt Kennedy (writer), Burt Kennedy (director), Willie Nelson (actor), Jack Elam (actor), Alfonso Arau (actor), Delta Burke (actress), Annabelle Gurwitch (actress), Burt Kennedy (producer), Frank Konigsberg (producer), Arthur B. Rubinstein (composer), Gerald McRaney (actor), Gregory Sierra (actor), J.D. Garfield (actor), Larry Sanitsky (producer), Warner E. Leighton (editor),

Genres: Western,

Quotes:

Cross: You've been shot at before.::Boone: Not sitting on a load of dynamite.::Cross: How about tied to a post?

Boone: One time in Denver, I ate in this restaurant. It had a big sign on the wall: "Watch your hat and coat". While I was watching them someone stole my steak...

Germany: Cross and Boone? Sounds like a dog-act...

Indio: I have something very important to tell you. I have just learned that the federales have put a price on my head. Ten pesos! Yes, that's right! Ten stinking pesos! I don't know about you, but this makes me very angry. There is a bandit from Durango who has not robbed and killed near as many innocent people as I have... and the price on his head is 10,000 pesos!

Boone: If the Confederacy hadn't run out of medals, I bet we would have got one then.::Cross: If they made a hero out of you, you wouldn't be worth a damn, Boone.::Boone: Yeah, I guess so... I guess so. I seen it happen to a lot of soldiers.

Germany: We're not afraid of a good fight.::Cross: There's no such thing as a good fight if you could wind up dead.

Jones: Do you know why it is that a man can always beat a dog at poker.::Young Fargo Man: No, sir.::Jones: A dog gets a good hand, he always wags his tail.

Boone: A lot of thanks I get, working to keeping you alive.::Cross: Having you work for me is like losing two good men.

Lieutenant: What does it mean?::Cross: Apache.::Boone: Is that all?::Cross: That's enough! Let's get out of here!

Cross: He said that firing squad couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a banjo!

Les Mohicans de Paris (1973)

Actors: Claire Maurier (actress), Jean Parédès (actor), Jeanne Herviale (actress), Michel Robin (actor), Michel Vitold (actor), Roland Giraud (actor), Jean-François Poron (actor), Jean-Louis Allibert (actor), Bernard Lavalette (actor), Robert Lombard (actor), Bernard Dhéran (actor), Antoine Marin (actor), Albert Michel (actor), Jean Ferry (writer), Alexandre Dumas père (writer),

Genres: Adventure,

Stepping Sisters (1932)

Actors: Ellinor Vanderveer (actress), Lon Poff (actor), Ferdinand Munier (actor), Robert Greig (actor), Mary Forbes (actress), Louise Dresser (actress), Minna Gombell (actress), Tom Ricketts (actor), Franklin Pangborn (actor), Pietro Sosso (actor), Max Wagner (actor), Arthur Housman (actor), Nora Cecil (actress), William Collier Sr. (actor), William Goetz (producer),

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