I had no idea earth elementals could poop rainbows – you’d think given the circumstances that only air elementals are capable of that – although, now I think of it, air elementals would be more graceful when rainbow-making.
Another thing – are the elementals the planet’s children, and is that why it’s called sentient?
Next to Rainbuggery, there’s an elemental that looks like a baby in the foetal position. Posterior to the baby, there’s what seems to be an adult lady with her legs spread wide apart, as though recently in parturition. There’s not enough emojis on Earth to express the repulsion I feel…
I bet that I could make up any crazy prophecy and at some point over the course of 5 billion years, an event will happen that will appear to fullfill it somewhat.
December 19th, 2016 at 11:22 am
Precisely why I preferred Play School.
December 19th, 2016 at 11:48 am
Alternate Title: The Sheep Give Up
December 19th, 2016 at 1:14 pm
Someday we’ll find it; the rainbow defecation. The cover, the gross-out, why me?
December 19th, 2016 at 1:26 pm
Alternate Title: Moon Over Miami
December 19th, 2016 at 2:18 pm
The end of the world is gonna be way worse than we thought.
December 19th, 2016 at 2:44 pm
I had no idea earth elementals could poop rainbows – you’d think given the circumstances that only air elementals are capable of that – although, now I think of it, air elementals would be more graceful when rainbow-making.
Another thing – are the elementals the planet’s children, and is that why it’s called sentient?
December 19th, 2016 at 2:52 pm
Turd People got no reason to live. Turd People got nobody to love.
December 19th, 2016 at 3:17 pm
That moment you accidentally get chilli on your thing… gotta waterfall that for a while!
December 19th, 2016 at 3:43 pm
THIS
FLATULENT
EARTH
December 19th, 2016 at 3:50 pm
Would that Galactus appear to eat this cover. Please.
December 19th, 2016 at 4:18 pm
This works on a definition of ‘sentient’ that’s very like ‘sleepover’. Will Earth toast marshmallows and watch teen romcoms?
December 19th, 2016 at 4:22 pm
Why people become geologists. 😐
December 19th, 2016 at 4:26 pm
Next to Rainbuggery, there’s an elemental that looks like a baby in the foetal position. Posterior to the baby, there’s what seems to be an adult lady with her legs spread wide apart, as though recently in parturition. There’s not enough emojis on Earth to express the repulsion I feel…
December 19th, 2016 at 5:24 pm
I bet that I could make up any crazy prophecy and at some point over the course of 5 billion years, an event will happen that will appear to fullfill it somewhat.
December 19th, 2016 at 5:43 pm
The totally blissed out guy at the top looks like he’s just found the plate tectonic switch that activates the “vibrating continent” feature.
December 19th, 2016 at 7:01 pm
After five billion years, the prophecy was fulfilled – and the planet came alive humbly, apologetically, and promising to make immediate reparation!
THIS REPENTANT EARTH
December 19th, 2016 at 8:31 pm
There has to be a “Huge tracts of land” joke in here somewhere.
December 19th, 2016 at 10:42 pm
Dear sweet baby jebus, save us from this.
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In better news, I just returned home from the store and noticed that 3 doors down there was a very hirstute elderly gent in the yard.
But I didn’t think of him in those words.
I thought “Beard-wielding. WIZAAAAAARD!”
(Honestly; Alan Moore minus 97% of the crazy.)
I haven’t been here long, but obviously I have been successfully assimilated.
Good Show Sir!
December 19th, 2016 at 11:15 pm
@GSS noob: phenomenal! Please change your moniker to GSS Saint, or GSS Angel, or Julie London, or some such at your very earliest convenience.
December 20th, 2016 at 3:54 am
@DSWBT: gosh! I’ll have to think on it. There’s always the magic word “Julie Andrews”!