Buy a boat and borrow a sea captain. We’re all moving to Tasmania right this minute, after learning that the police down under in Tassie appear …
WATCH: Precious Doggo Interrupts Russian News Anchor With V. Important Bulletin
News interns aren’t what they used to be. Over in Russia, times are exceedingly tough, and a local news outlet has recruited a black labrador to…
Celebs Rally Around Ariana Grande On Social Media After Manchester Bombing
Around the world today, we continue to hear the incoming devastating news in the aftermath of the Manchester bombing at Ariana Grande’s concert,…
W0T M8? Chanel Is Selling A $2K Branded Boomerang & Australians Are V. Pissed
Someone is getting fired, after a Chanel branded boomerang has hit the market – demanding people fork out $1930 dollars for the Indigenous-inspi…
MASTERCHEF BaD-B0Y: George Calombaris Is Getting Sued For Food Poisoning
Poor ol’ Masterchef judge and Melbourne foodie George Calombaris can’t cop a break. He was recently caught underpaying a bunch of staff (o…
WATCH: This Chill Police Helicopter Tells Swimmers They’re Surrounded By ’15 Great White Sharks’
Some paddle boarders and swimmers found themselves unknowingly surrounded by ‘in excess of 15 Great White Sharks’ in the Orange County sho…
WOA: We’ve Just Discovered A Hack To Upload Pics To Instagram From Your Computer
In news that will have social media managers around the country jumping for joy, we’ve just discovered a hack to upload pics from your computer …
WATCH: Aussie Bloke Explains How He Saved A Blue-Tongue Lizard By Giving It CPR
This is the good news story we have all been waiting for. We needed this today. On Anzac Day, Caloundra resident Dale Hall came home to find a lifeles…
Confused Prankster Throws Two Chickens Into A Sydney Train & Runs Away
A loose unit, possibly on some top secret mission to insert farm animals into everyday situations, has thrown two chickens inside a crowded peak-hour …
SNAKES ON A TRAIN: Sneaky Python Spotted Hitching A Ride On Sydney Commute
Passengers on a train from Kiama to Sydney were in for a slithering surprise on their commute last night, after a snake was spotted in the luggage rac…
Hillary Clinton Has Spilled On Her Fave Meme On The Internet & It’s A Good One
Proving she’s not like a regular pollie, she’s a cool pollie, Hillary Clinton has revealed her fave meme across the internet’s matri…
PSA: Between 12-8pm Today Ben & Jerry’s Cones Will Cost You Zero Dollarydoos
Get ready because today just became the best day EVER. Delicious icecream artisans Ben & Jerry’s are giving away free cones around the world…
TRUE STORY: Hamish And Andy Have Dropped A Teaser For Their New TV Show
Comedy duo Hamish and Andy announced late last year that they’ll be ending their ridiculously successful radio show to focus on TV commitments i…
WATCH: These Aussie Loose Units Surfing The ‘Cyclone Debbie’ Floodwaters Is Peak Straya
As the fallout from Cyclone Debbie continues to rattle the east coast of Australia, some loose units have decided to risk it all, taking the opportuni…
Study Finds Aussie Men Exaggerate The Size Of Their Junk More Than Any Other Country
If you think that our nation is home of the true blue and fair dinkum’, think again. Turns out Aussie blokes are a pack of liars, well, about on…
WATCH: ‘Tenor Tradie’ Surprises Everyone With Insane Rendition Of ‘Nessun Dorma’ Opera
You can’t pick em, can ya!? A video has surfaced o a seemingly regular tradie on a worksite in Sydney’s east singing a mint rendition of P…
BLASPHEMY: There Are People Out There Dipping Pizza In Milk & It’s A Legit Crime
The religion of the holy church of pizza has been severely disrespected, as a photo was posted to Twitter by a 20-year-old college student showing a s…
HOLY SHIT: Crowd Stumbles Upon A Giant Python Devouring An Entire Possum At Byron Bay
Any one out there with ophidiophobia, look away now. A humongous mo-fo of a snake has been spotted devouring an ENTIRE possum at Byron Bay. Eeeeek! Mi…
WATCH: Jon Stewart Crashed The Late Show To Share His Views On Trump
Appearing from under the desk like he’d never left, former Late Show host Jon Stewart crashed in on Stephen Colbert to share his views on the me…
The President Of Iceland Incites Civil War, Declaring He Wants To Ban Pineapple On Pizza
There is not much else that can divide any given group than their position in the great pineapple on pizza debate. Those that like it, freakin’ …
AWW: Give Your Bae A KFC Chicken Bouquet For Valentine’s Day, The Ultimate Gift Of Love
Your V Day just got a lot more delicious, as KFC are offering 20 bouquets – filled with fried chicken – to give away to FC-lovers today. W…
Allen’s Has Released A New Lolly Flavour By Popular Vote & Err… It Sounds Cooked
With great power comes great responsibility. It was a contest that could of given Australia their next go-to lolly but the national votes are in, and …
Your Childhood Second Home ‘Timezone’ Is Making A Comeback In A Big Way
Having spent endless hours as a kid stationed at a claw machine, furiously attempting (and failing) to win a Simba plush toy, Timezone became a second…
Strewth Ruth: Uber Are Delivering Free Bags Of Ice To Your Australia Day BBQ Tomorrow
Here’s some chill news for those heading into a long weekend – Uber is delivering free bags of Ice to your place on Australia day. With fe…
Frozen Choc Oak Milk Slurpies Have Popped Up At Selective Sydney Servos AKA The Future Is Now
The future is now. Chocolate milk slurpies are here, with frozen Oak machines springing up across Sydney. While at this stage the machines are only at…