In the spirit of Royal Commissions into ‘things that scare us a little because we don’t understand them’, here are 10 other things that Ms Hanson should use more taxpayer money to investigate.
- Why it always looks like the wheels are going backwards instead of forwards on car commercials
- What actually happens to the holes from doughnuts
- PayWave
- Why automatic doors at supermarkets sometimes don’t work, even when you’re standing right in front of them
- How people on Masterchef can be both cooking, and talking about their cooking from a different studio, at the same time
- Why on some new clothes dryers, the door stays locked for a little bit, even after it’s finished
- Whether the phrase ‘security at aisle 2’ at Coles is actually an ASIO code for something else
- How the Australia Post guy gets the letters out of the post box, given they’re all the way down the bottom and you can’t fit your hand through the slot
- Snapchat
- How Google knows you will type the phrase ‘I’m scared of brown people’ before you even type it
This story first appeared at The Shovel.
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