BIRTHDAY. n. A milepost on the march to death.
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— This one is not from The American Heretic’s Dictionary (revised & expanded), the 21st-century successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary, but it will be if we ever get around to publishing a further expanded edition. (The link goes to 50 sample definitions and illustrations.)
(NOTE: The PC police have struck, and Youtube has taken down “Jukebox Jihad.” To make sure it’s still available, we’ve put it up on the See Sharp Press site. To see the video, click here.)
If you’re up for some high energy rockabilly and guilty laughs, click on that link right now.
(In accord with our strict adherence to the FCC Fairness Doctrine, we’d urge you to also check out Chuck Maultsby’s “Ballad of the USS Liberty.” We don’t endorse Chuck’s other views — a stopped clock is right twice a day — but he got this one right.)
Check it out.
