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Originally posted on Power Plant Men:

This is a revised version of a post that was originally posted on 1/14/2012.  I am reposting last years posts each Tuesday.

What sets power plant men apart from your regular mechanic, lineman or men of other occupations is that they are a semi-captive group of people with a lot of freedom to move about the plant and the plant grounds.  This provides for the opportunity to play jokes on each other without resorting to “horseplay”.  There is no room for horseplay at a power plant.  The power plant man lives among dangerous equipment, poisonous chemicals, carcinogenic dust, asbestos gloves and purely evil plant managers who would love to catch one of his minions engaging in horseplay.

The more elaborate yet simple joke seems to have the best effect on those who find themselves the victim.  First of all, the joke must be essentially harmless.  That is, no one is…

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English: Albert Einstein, official 1921 Nobel ...

English: Albert Einstein, official 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics photograph. Français : Albert Einstein, photographie officielle du Prix Nobel de Physique 1921. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Does Hoboken stop at this train?

–Albert Einstein (attributed)

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Quote of the Day 3/14/14

Posted: March 14, 2014 in Humor, Jokes, Quotations

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”

–Anonymous

Quote of the Day (11/10/13)

Posted: November 10, 2013 in Humor, Jokes, Quotations
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“Marriage is an institution. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.”

–Anonymous

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Quoted in The Heretic’s Handbook of Quotations

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Joke of the Day (10/31/13)

Posted: October 31, 2013 in Humor, Jokes, Philosophy
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“Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”

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(Sorry, I don’t know the origin of this one so I can’t give proper attribution.)