Savant

The Writing's on the Wall (2004)

Actors: Michael Stailey (actor), Jason Eric Stephens (producer), Gretchen Pitluk (director), Luke Wdowicz (actor), Dustin Winebrenner (editor), Juan Castaneda (writer), Holly Montgomery-Webb (actress), Jesse Menendez (writer), Amber Mohammad (writer), Mark Renaud (actor), Luis A. Perez (writer), Antonio R. Bruno (writer), Kim Bauer (actress), Caroline Womack (actress), Chris Duarte (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Nobody Knows Anything! (2003)

Actors: David Pasquesi (actor), Ed Lauter (actor), Michael Lerner (actor), Mike Myers (actor), Paul Dooley (actor), Stephen Colbert (actor), Tim Meadows (actor), Robert Englund (actor), Mike Connors (actor), Carmine Caridi (actor), Archie Hahn (actor), Larry Hankin (actor), Alan Blumenfeld (actor), Richard Kind (actor), Wayne Rogers (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Virus: Hey, I got one for ya. If you had to blow some guy, who would it be?::Jimmy: Excuse me?::Virus: Say you have to blow some guy, who would you pick?::Jimmy: I don't have to blow some guy.::Virus: Yeah I know you don't have to, but if you did, who would it be?::Jimmy: I try not to entertain that thought, and I don't think it's healthy when you do it.::Virus: C'mon, entertain it for a second; they got a gun to your head.::Jimmy: Well, if they got a gun to my head, odds are I'll be blowin' one of them.::Virus: You're missing my point.::Jimmy: Your point? I didn't realize there was a point.::Virus: Forget about it. All right?::Jimmy: Nah- All right. Who are they - friends of yours?::Virus: No.::Jimmy: This doesn't make any sense.::Virus: I don't know. Look, they're just guys, all right? They're like bored frat guys, they're out on a drinking binge looking for something to do, and somebody gave 'em a gun.::Jimmy: I give up. Who do I want to blow?::Virus: I dunno.::Jimmy: See? Neither do I.

[first lines]::Sarah: I need ta... grab 'em in the first minute.

Jimmy: I still don't see how renting is funny.::Virus: Well it's not funny. It's cheating.::Jimmy: But funny and cheating are synonyms::Virus: Whatever.::Jimmy: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

Virus: [speaking rapidly, pointing gun into mirror] You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at m- What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!::Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.::Virus: What?::Patty: You're mixing your movies.::Virus: No I'm not.::Virus: [back to mirror] How the *fuck* do I amuse you, huh?::Patty: That's Joe Pesci.::Virus: No, Pesci wasn't in Taxi Driver.::Patty: That's what i'm saying. You're mixing your movies.::Virus: No I'm not.::Patty: [disgusted] Whatever.::Virus: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

Gun Expert: Y'know guns are what made this country great. Don't you agree?::Sarah: [noncomittal shrug]::Gun Expert: C'mon. Feel one.::Sarah: Well... I'd rather not; I don't believe in guns.::Gun Expert: Well ya know, you don't know what it's like until you... you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.::Sarah: Actually, being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.::Gun Expert: Whatdya mean, "being a girl"? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped?::Sarah: [instantly shakes head rapidly]::Gun Expert: No. Then you carry a gun.

[last lines]::Phil Phillips: [counting cash from Uncle Lou] I think he might be short.::Uncle Lou: It's all there! It's all there.::Phil Phillips: [rapid] Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.::Frankie C.: Are you... a little short.

Machine 11/Automaten Elf (2000)

Actors: Eugene Lipinski (actor), Nicholas Treeshin (actor), Nicholas Treeshin (writer), Nicholas Treeshin (director), Dan Holbrow (actor), Sarah Karst (actress),

Plot: Eleven lives and works within a coffee vending machine. How and why he got there is unknown. His only friend Savant brings him essentials to allow him to survive inside it's cramped and lonely interior. Every morning he awakens from a reoccuring dream that tells him that a mysterious girl will help him escape from his coffee vending prison. In one final attempt at freedom, Eleven plans to risk everything in order to get his life back.

Genres: Drama, Short,

Jefferson in Paris (1995)

Actors: Daniel Mesguich (actor), Michael Lonsdale (actor), Philippe Mareuil (actor), Ismail Merchant (actor), André Julien (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Thibault de Montalembert (actor), Simon Callow (actor), Jean-Pierre Aumont (actor), Vincent Cassel (actor), Humbert Balsan (actor), Jacques Herlin (actor), Vernon Dobtcheff (actor), Jean-François Perrier (actor), Nick Nolte (actor),

Plot: One of the obsessive speculations in American history is whether Thomas Jefferson, in the years before he became president, had an affair with (and fathered a child with) his 15-year-old slave Sally Hemings. JEFFERSON IN PARIS follows Jefferson to France (as the U.S. ambassador to the court of Louis XVI), following the death of his wife his friendships and flirtations with the French, his relationship with his daughters and slaves from home (especially Sally), against the backdrop of the beginning of the French Revolution.

Keywords: 1780s, 18th-century, ambassador, american-abroad, aristocrat, character-name-in-title, city-name-in-title, decadence, extramarital-affair, father-daughter-relationship
Genres: Biography, Drama, History, Romance,

Quotes:

Maria Cosway: That's how it is here. People play at love. It's not serious. It is different in Italy. There, we kill for it!

Thomas Jefferson: I kept having a debate between my head and my heart.::Maria Cosway: Which in your case, the head always wins.::Thomas Jefferson: Not this time. My poor head was simply whirled around by my unruly heart.::Maria Cosway: Oh-dear-God.::Thomas Jefferson: It kept telling me I love the lady and will continue to love her forever. If she were on one side of the globe and I on the other, I would pierce through the whole mass of the world to reach her.

Thomas Jefferson: Independence is not a toy for children to play with, but the privilege of a fully matured mind.

Jefferson in Paris (1995)

Actors: Daniel Mesguich (actor), Michael Lonsdale (actor), Philippe Mareuil (actor), Ismail Merchant (actor), André Julien (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Thibault de Montalembert (actor), Simon Callow (actor), Jean-Pierre Aumont (actor), Vincent Cassel (actor), Humbert Balsan (actor), Jacques Herlin (actor), Vernon Dobtcheff (actor), Jean-François Perrier (actor), Nick Nolte (actor),

Plot: One of the obsessive speculations in American history is whether Thomas Jefferson, in the years before he became president, had an affair with (and fathered a child with) his 15-year-old slave Sally Hemings. JEFFERSON IN PARIS follows Jefferson to France (as the U.S. ambassador to the court of Louis XVI), following the death of his wife his friendships and flirtations with the French, his relationship with his daughters and slaves from home (especially Sally), against the backdrop of the beginning of the French Revolution.

Keywords: 1780s, 18th-century, ambassador, american-abroad, aristocrat, character-name-in-title, city-name-in-title, decadence, extramarital-affair, father-daughter-relationship
Genres: Biography, Drama, History, Romance,

Quotes:

Maria Cosway: That's how it is here. People play at love. It's not serious. It is different in Italy. There, we kill for it!

Thomas Jefferson: I kept having a debate between my head and my heart.::Maria Cosway: Which in your case, the head always wins.::Thomas Jefferson: Not this time. My poor head was simply whirled around by my unruly heart.::Maria Cosway: Oh-dear-God.::Thomas Jefferson: It kept telling me I love the lady and will continue to love her forever. If she were on one side of the globe and I on the other, I would pierce through the whole mass of the world to reach her.

Thomas Jefferson: Independence is not a toy for children to play with, but the privilege of a fully matured mind.

Hum Rahe Na Hum (1984)

Actors: Vijay Anand (actor), Vijay Anand (actor), Vikas Anand (actor), Jankidas (actor), Viju Khote (actor), Ashok Kumar (actor), Dheeraj Kumar (actor), Sujit Kumar (actor), Mohan Sherry (actor), Kanwaljit Singh (actor), Shabana Azmi (actress), Vijay Anand (producer), Bappi Lahiri (composer), Sudha Chopra (actress), Chetan Anand (director),

Genres: ,

Aventuri la Marea Neagra (1972)

Actors: Florin Piersic (actor), Marcel Anghelescu (actor), Zephi Alsec (actor), Nelly Merola (costume designer), Mircea Muresan (actor), Szabolcs Cseh (actor), Savel Stiopul (actor), Savel Stiopul (director), Mircea Septilici (actor), Dumitru Rucareanu (actor), Carmen Tanase (actress), Dumitru Carabat (producer), Corneliu Revent (actor), Vasile Boghita (actor), Carmen María Strujac (actress),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Romance,

Le fou du labo IV (1967)

Actors: Michel Serrault (actor), Pierre Tornade (actor), Bernard Blier (actor), Yvon Sarray (actor), Pierre Brasseur (actor), Mario David (actor), Guy Delorme (actor), Jean Franval (actor), André Chaumeau (actor), Henri Guégan (actor), Robert Dalban (actor), Jean Lefebvre (actor), Jean Ozenne (actor), Paul Préboist (actor), Henri Virlojeux (actor),

Genres: Comedy,