Saturday Night Live

Saturday Night Live (abbreviated as SNL) is an American late-night live television sketch comedy and variety show created by Lorne Michaels and developed by Dick Ebersol. The show premiered on NBC on October 11, 1975, under the original title NBC's Saturday Night. The show's comedy sketches, which parody contemporary culture and politics, are performed by a large and varying cast of repertory and newer cast members. Each episode is hosted by a celebrity guest (who usually delivers an opening monologue and performs in sketches with the cast) and features performances by a musical guest. An episode normally begins with a cold open sketch that ends with someone breaking character and proclaiming, "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!", properly beginning the show.

In 1980, Michaels left the series to explore other opportunities. He was replaced by Jean Doumanian, who was replaced by Ebersol after a season of bad reviews. Ebersol ran the show until 1985, when Michaels returned; Michaels has remained since then. Many of SNL's cast found national stardom while appearing on the show, and achieved success in film and television, both in front of and behind the camera. Others associated with the show, such as writers, have gone on to successful careers creating, writing, or starring in TV and film.

List of Saturday Night Live episodes

Saturday Night Live (SNL) is a late-night sketch comedy and variety show created by Lorne Michaels. It premiered on NBC, a terrestrial television network, on October 11, 1975 under the title NBC's Saturday Night. The show often satirizes contemporary American popular culture and politics. Saturday Night Live features a two-tiered cast: the repertory members, also known as the "Not Ready for Prime-Time Players," and newer cast members, known as "Featured Players." Each week, the show features a host, often a well-known celebrity, who delivers an opening monologue and performs in sketches with the cast. A musical guest is also invited to perform several sets (usually two, and occasionally more). Every so often a host or musical guest will fill both roles, such as was the case with Britney Spears in 2000 and 2002, Jennifer Lopez in 2001 and 2010, Justin Timberlake in 2003, 2006 and 2013, Taylor Swift in 2009, Bruno Mars in 2012, Lady Gaga in 2013, Drake in 2014, and Blake Shelton and Miley Cyrus in 2013 and 2015. With the exception of Season 7 and several other rare cases, the show has begun with a cold open that ends with someone breaking character and proclaiming "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

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Saturday Night Live, Xzibit

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Ahhh! We bout to go this motherfuckin club tonight, y'knahmean?
Poke some motherfuckin hoes, y'knahmean?
Make sure them hoes, y'knahmean? Gon' act accordingly, y'knahmean?
Some nigga over there tryin to love one hoe
Y'knahmean? You got one hoe!
Nigga youse a stone motherfuckin Jackson
Nigga youse a stony Jackson, you can't fuck with us
So nigga, tuck your tail and hide your hoe nigga
We parked our rides, in front of club
All these niggaz started givin us love
Sayin I'm the shit, Xzibit you the shit
Jelly Roll get 'em, can I be for real?
It's Strong Arm and Jelly Roll, cool for real
Yeah motherfucker, why don't you just chill
Cause I'm just coolin at the spot
Ain't much wrong plus you're makin it hot
I like shinin from all the grindin
Girl's best friend, man I'm just like diamonds
I like khakis and Air Force Ones
Gangsters in the hood with them air force guns
We poppin them tags, our pockets fat
We fin' to put the world in a shopping bag
Nigga X the man, and I'm the man
We tryin to make you love it, don't you understand?
If you're with Strong Arm, you're really down with us
If you get high, then get a blunt and roll it up
Your hood's gon' ride, then let me see you throw it up
If you ready I'm ready see really we don't give a fuck
Get'cha ass up if you're really down with us
Girl you ain't cute, get on the floor and move your butt
The bar is open everybody's gettin drunk
If you're ready I'm ready see really we don't give a fuck
Another night in L.A., the homies all valet
We got it lookin the dub show in front of the place
Strong Arm + 75, we so deep we arrive
and then we swarm like you fucked with the hive
Gotta look a nigga right in the eyes, to tell the truth and the lies
Even the strong find it hard to survive
Another day another dollar we can walk on water
Better, drop your tone, you ain't nobody's father
Hotter than about a buck shot your carne asada
X burn down the town like a path of lava
Pathological drama so we got it inside
Is it the wine or the women it's so hard to decide
Look alive it's crackin; this is organized street hustlin
with corporate backin promotin interstate traffic (traffic)
Classic, smash out right
Cause live from Los Angeles it's Saturday Night
Cause I, can get yo' ass on the floor
Cause this, is this the funk that you want?
The hand, it comes way up in the air
And wave 'em all around like you just don't caaaaaaaaare
Bitch, come off of those pots
Stop, shake that junk in your trunk
See you, can move this groovyville shit
The shake that makes the whollllle club flip
You might get shot in the face if you don't stay in your place
You ain't a soldier like me you a fuckin disgrace
X move like a shark in the water, I'm dodgin death and disorder
I'll get you hit it won't cost me a quarter
I was sent here to strangle and slaughter in no particular order
Your big mouth might endanger your daughter
Another day another digit I'ma speak it and live it
Better get yourself a gun 'fore you fuck with Xzibit
Pockets shorter than a midget, you can fuckin forget it
X green light the target and easily hit it
Grab the zone and split it so we smokin them woods
Steady givin niggaz the business and keepin it hood
Firearms we packin, this is military mindstate
that's ready for action we mercenaries and assassins (blastin)
Clashin, smash out right
Cause live from Los Angeles it's Saturday Night
Let's hit the club and get it on tonight
Let's get drunk this is Saturday Night
Just got paid, shine my chrome up tight
Time to get it crackin, off the Henn' tonight
X is here, the gang is here
Jelly Roll production bangin crystal clear
I've been low, now check my highs
Million dollar niggaz right before yo' eyes
In Los Angeles, homey (it's Saturday Night)
In Houston, dogg (it's Saturday Night)
In Miami, mate (it's Saturday Night)
In Atlanta, shorty (it's Saturday Night)
In St. Louis, dirty (it's Saturday Night)
In New Orleans wodie, yo (it's Saturday Night)
In New York City, yo (it's Saturday Night)
Around the world baby, yo (it's Saturday Night)

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Soldiers in tanks are paraded across Kim Il Sung Square during a military parade on Saturday, April 15, 2017, in Pyongyang, North Korea to celebrate the 105th birth anniversary of Kim Il Sung, the country's late founder and grandfather of current ruler Kim Jong Un.

World War 3 Update: Japan Urges U.S. To ‘End Dialogue’ And Take Action Against North Korea

Edit Inquisitr 31 May 2017

Fears that we could be on the brink of World War 3 have risen as tensions continue to escalate between the U.S. and North Korea. Now a Japanese minister has urged the U.S. to stop talking and take action over North Korean provocation. The call comes in the wake of the latest North Korean ballistic missile test, and as the U.S. sends a second aircraft carrier to the Korean peninsula ... Click here to continue and read more... ....

photo: AP / Peter Kramer

Comedian Kathy Griffin Loses CNN Job In Fallout To Controversial Trump Photo

Edit WorldNews.com 31 May 2017

Griffin apologized Tuesday night for a shocking picture in which she was seen holding a prop of Trump’s bloody severed head, the report said.In a video posted on social media, Griffin admitted she crossed the line and the image shown was too disturbing, the report said ... Sick!,” Trump posted ... This is the left today ... Pictures like these are never funny.”In her apology Tuesday night, Griffin said, “I understand how it offends people....

photo: WN / sweet

Belgian University Asks Female Students To Wear Low-Cut Tops To Graduation

Edit WorldNews.com 30 May 2017

A Belgian university is red-faced after a message was sent out asking female students attending next month’s graduation ceremony to wear low-cut outfits, BBC News reported.The email, the report said, was sent to medical students at the Free University of Brussels (ULB) ... "No one has the right to tell you how you should feel in your skin. Nobody has the right to tell you how to dress....

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Jared Kushner, Senior Advisor to President Donald J. Trump, sits in on a meeting with Marine Corps Gen. Joseph F. Dunford Jr., chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, at the Ministry of Defense in Baghdad, Iraq

Is Jared Kushner doomed?

Edit The Washington Post 31 May 2017

He’s an in-law and a trusted adviser, but one has to wonder if his usefulness to the president is running out ... ....

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German Chancellor Angela Merkel and China's Premier Li Keqiang joke prior to a meeting at the chancellery in Berlin, Germany, Wednesday, May 31, 2017.

Trump's loss is Li's gain as Berlin rolls out red carpet for China's PM

Edit Reuters 31 May 2017

BERLIN (Reuters) - China's Prime Minister Li Keqiang arrived in Berlin on Wednesday at the start of a European tour, poised to jump into the global climate change leadership gap left by U.S. President Donald Trump's impending withdrawal from the Paris climate pact ... ....

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Britain’s Got Talent final moves to Saturday in the wake of Ariana Grande’s Manchester benefit show

Edit Metro 31 May 2017

Britain’s Got Talent’s final has moved from Sunday to Saturday night to avoid a clash with ... The final had originally been set to air on ITV on Sunday night, making way for the first ever live transmission of the British Soap Awards on Saturday night....

WNY Starting Line: This weekend's local auto racing

Edit The Buffalo News 31 May 2017

... Saturday, 6.30 p.m ... NASCAR Charger 50, Saturday, 6 p.m ... RUSH Crate Late Model Tour, Saturday, 6 p.m ... Family Autograph Night, Saturday, 7 p.m....

‘It’s heartbreaking to tell your daughter she’s not getting any presents’: British Airways left girl in tears after IT fiasco sent her fourth birthday presents to family's holiday destination without her

Edit This is Money 31 May 2017

Civil engineer Sarah Middleditch, 39, and her family spent 14 hours at Heathrow on Saturday with 'zero' help or information from British Airways ... coming Saturday ... Last night they had found flight with another airline to Switzerland on Wednesday....

Sunny, hot Wednesday in Oklahoma City, chance for rain Thursday

Edit The Oklahoman 31 May 2017

Sunny, hot weather is ahead Wednesday in Oklahoma City, the National Weather Service reports. There is a chance for rain Thursday afternoon. The Oklahoma City forecast follows.. Wednesday ... Wednesday night ... Thursday night ... Friday night ... Saturday ... Saturday night ... ....

Ariana Grande's Manchester Benefit Concert: ITV Moves 'Britain's Got Talent' Finale

Edit The Hollywood Reporter 31 May 2017

... from Sunday to Saturday ... TV giant ITV to move the season finale of its hit competition show Britain's Got Talent from that night to Saturday. ... Saturday, while the British Soap Awards is being moved from Saturday night to Tuesday at 8 p.m., ITV said....

What Was the Best Era of Saturday Night Live Ever?

Edit New York Magazine 31 May 2017

All week long, Vulture is taking a close look at Saturday Night Live’s biggest season in years.Saturday Night Live is a show of eras — casts that come together and peak around the same time. Every era has good years and bad years — sometimes they take a while to ... More » ... ....

Flat Rock Speedway levels the track for racing purists

Edit Detroit news 31 May 2017

Now, at 30 Schroeder is content to test his ability on the quarter-mile track at Flat Rock Speedway, spending Saturday nights with his friends while trying … of course to beat them ... Schroeder was especially happy to defeat Terry Senneker Saturday night ... Craig Everage didn’t think twice about making the three-hour trip from his home in Angola, Indiana to compete Saturday night....

Chance of severe storms again today, but look for a sunny Thursday

Edit Penn Live 31 May 2017

For the second day in a row there is the potential for severe thunderstorms this afternoon and evening, forecasters say ... A break in the rain is expected Thursday, when it will be sunny and see a high of about 73 ... Here is the week's forecast. Today ... Tonight ... Thursday night ... Friday ... Friday night ... Saturday ... Saturday night ... Sunday night ... Monday night ... You can see live weather updates via the National Weather Service and other Twitter sources below ... ....

Suspect in fatal state trooper shooting has criminal history in Richmond, Lancaster County

Edit Richmond Times Dispatch 31 May 2017

The man accused of fatally shooting a Virginia State Police trooper on Friday night has a violent criminal history in the Richmond area as well as Lancaster County, according to court records ... Ball, 27, was arrested early Saturday in the shooting of Special Agent Michael Walter in Mosby Court ... No bond had been set in the case as of Saturday ... Walter was taken to VCU Medical Center, where he died Saturday morning....

Mega Millions winning numbers for 05/30/2017; jackpot $65 million

Edit Cleveland 31 May 2017

>. CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Mega Millions selected winning numbers Tuesday night for a $65 million jackpot. The numbers are 5-20-32-37-67 Mega Ball 5 Megaplier 5x. Powerball will hold its drawing Wednesday night for an estimated top prize of $302 million ... The drawing for the Rolling Cash 5 is each night at 7.35 p.m ... on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays ... Powerball draws on Wednesdays and Saturdays at 10.59 p.m ... ....

'We have no desire to distract from this important cause': ITV announce the live Britain's Got Talent final will move from Sunday to Saturday night to ensure Ariana Grande's Manchester benefit gig is not overshadowed

Edit This is Money 31 May 2017

Viewers will now see the winner of this year's BGT crowned a day earlier, while the British Soap Awards have also been moved from Saturday night to Tuesday June 6....

Fears of deadly batch of ecstasy after boy, 16, died after taking drugs at nightclub and two were left in hospital in nearby town

Edit This is Money 31 May 2017

Luke Campbell-Tapson, 16, was admitted to North Devon District Hospital after taking recreational drug MDMA, also known as ecstasy, at the Vivid nightclub on Friday night ... died in hospital in the early hours of Saturday morning....

You could be dancing ... on 'Saturday Night Fever' disco floor

Edit The Times of India 31 May 2017

LOS ANGELES, May 31 (Reuters) - The "Saturday Night Fever" dance floor where John Travolta captured the 1970s disco craze is going up for sale next month and could fetch up to $1.5 million, the auctioneers said on Wednesday ... Vito Bruno, who owns the floor, said he started his career at 2001 Odyssey, the club in Brooklyn where "Saturday Night Fever" was filmed....

Saturday Night Live

List of Saturday Night Live episodes

Sean Spicer Returns - SNL

Lester Holt Cold Open - SNL

Dwayne Johnson Five-Timers Monologue - SNL

Weekend Update on Comey's Investigation into Trump - SNL

Alien Attack Cold Open - SNL

Donald Trump Cold Open - SNL

Hallelujah Cold Open - SNL

Easter Message from Sean Spicer - SNL

Classroom Cold Open - SNL

The O'Reilly Factor with Donald Trump - SNL

Saturday Night Live - Taco Town

DJesus Uncrossed (Saturday Night Live)

Saturday Night Live – Title Sequence (2012)

Imaginary Forces - Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special - Opening Sequence

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Saturday Night Live

A late-night comedy show featuring several short skits, parodies of television commercials, a live guest band, and a pop-cultural guest host each week. Many of the SNL players have spun off successful independent comedy and/or movie careers from here.

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Saturday Night Live: The Not Ready for Prime Time Players

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Saturday Night Live

Sean Spicer Returns - SNL

Lester Holt Cold Open - SNL

Dwayne Johnson Five-Timers Monologue - SNL

Weekend Update on Comey's Investigation into Trump - SNL

Alien Attack Cold Open - SNL

Donald Trump Cold Open - SNL

Hallelujah Cold Open - SNL

Easter Message from Sean Spicer - SNL

Classroom Cold Open - SNL

The O'Reilly Factor with Donald Trump - SNL

Saturday Night Live - Taco Town

DJesus Uncrossed (Saturday Night Live)

Saturday Night Live – Title Sequence (2012)

Imaginary Forces - Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special - Opening Sequence

Saturday Night Live Debt Skit

Jack White - Sixteen Saltines on Saturday Night Live

Imaginary Forces - Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special Teaser

The Kinks - Saturday Night Live

Saturday.Night.Live.SNL.40th.Anniversary.Special.PDTV.x264.AC3-REJECT

NBA All-Star Saturday Night - Demo

Sean Spicer Returns - SNL

Lester Holt Cold Open - SNL

Dwayne Johnson Five-Timers Monologue - SNL

Weekend Update on Comey's Investigation into Trump - SNL

Alien Attack Cold Open - SNL

Donald Trump Cold Open - SNL

Hallelujah Cold Open - SNL

Easter Message from Sean Spicer - SNL

Classroom Cold Open - SNL

The O'Reilly Factor with Donald Trump - SNL

Saturday Night Live - Taco Town

DJesus Uncrossed (Saturday Night Live)

Saturday Night Live – Title Sequence (2012)

Imaginary Forces - Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special - Opening Sequence

Saturday Night Live Debt Skit

Jack White - Sixteen Saltines on Saturday Night Live

Imaginary Forces - Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special Teaser

The Kinks - Saturday Night Live

Saturday.Night.Live.SNL.40th.Anniversary.Special.PDTV.x264.AC3-REJECT

NBA All-Star Saturday Night - Demo

Sean Spicer Returns - SNL

Lester Holt Cold Open - SNL

Dwayne Johnson Five-Timers Monologue - SNL

Weekend Update on Comey's Investigation into Trump - SNL

Alien Attack Cold Open - SNL

Donald Trump Cold Open - SNL

Hallelujah Cold Open - SNL

Easter Message from Sean Spicer - SNL

Classroom Cold Open - SNL

The O'Reilly Factor with Donald Trump - SNL

Saturday Night Live - Taco Town

DJesus Uncrossed (Saturday Night Live)

Saturday Night Live – Title Sequence (2012)

Imaginary Forces - Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special - Opening Sequence