Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Actors

• Ben Affleck (actor)
• Jeff Anderson (actor)
• Diedrich Bader (actor)
• Jerome Benton (actor)
• Jason Biggs (actor)
• Marc Blucas (actor)
• Gavin Brooks (actor)
• Thomas Burke (actor)
• George Carlin (actor)
• Wes Craven (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• William B. Davis (actor)
• Morris Day (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood had it coming
Someone is making their life story into a movie, and they haven't been paid. So they're on their way to Hollywood to get even.
Scooping the Money!
Scooping the Monkey
Strike Back... August 24th 2001

Quotes:

Jay: Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

Sissy: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck::[referring to Silent Bob]::Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.::Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.::Jay: What buzz?::Holden: The Internet buzz.::Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?::Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?::Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.::Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.::Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.::Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!::Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.::Jay: Yeah.

Tricia Jones: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Well! That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up.::Alyssa Jones: Yeah, sis. But it was better than "Mallrats". At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it.::Tricia Jones: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"?::Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? That would never work as a movie.

Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie?::Holden: No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.::Jay: Who?::Holden: You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?::Jay: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?::Holden: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".::Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.

Jay: Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!

Chaka's Production Assistant: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.::Chaka Luther King: [slaps it out his hands] Get that shit the fuck out of here.

Da Hip Hop Witch (2000)

Actors

• Ray Benzino (actor)
• Mobb Deep (actor)
• Eminem (actor)
• Vanilla Ice (actor)
• Pras (actor)
• Dale Resteghini (actor)
• Rock (actor)
• Ja Rule (actor)
• Spliff Starr (actor)
• Charli Baltimore (actress)
• Michelle Bernard (actress)
• Rah Digga (actress)
• Amy Dorris (actress)
• Colleen Fitzpatrick (actress)
• Stacii Jae Johnson (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy

Taglines:

Eminem & 5 white kids from the suburbs get lost in Da Hood!!!
Someone - or something - is attacking hip-hop artists in New York. One year later, their stories are found.

Good Will Hunting (1997)

Actors

• Casey Affleck (actor)
• James Allodi (actor)
• Derrick Bridgeman (actor)
• Chris Britton (actor)
• Joe Cannon (actor)
• Francesco Clemente (actor)
• Bobby Curcuro (actor)
• Kent Damon (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• David Eisner (actor)
• Richard Fitzpatrick (actor)
• Jimmy Flynn (actor)
• Cole Hauser (actor)
• Bruce Hunter (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

Some people can never believe in themselves, until someone believes in them.
Wildly charismatic. Impossibly brilliant. Totally rebellious. For the first 20 years of his life, Will Hunting has called the shots. Now he's about to meet his match.

Quotes:

Sean: Do you have a soul mate?::Will: Define that.::Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.::Will: Sure, I got plenty.::Sean: Well, name them.::Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner...::Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.::Will: Not to me, they're not.::Sean: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.::Will: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.

Will: I read your book last night.::Sean: So you're the one.

Skylar: What is your obsession with this money? My father died when I was 13 and I inherited this money. You don't think that every day I wake up and wish I could give it back? That I would give it back in a second if I could have one more day with him? But I can't, and that's my life and I deal with it. So don't put your shit on me when you're the one that's afraid.::Will: I'm afraid? What am I afraid of? What the fuck am I afraid of?::Skylar: You're afraid of me! You're afraid that I won't love you back! Fuck it, I wanna give it a shot! At least I'm honest with you.

Will: Fuck you.::Sean: You're the shepherd.

Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again 'til I got to meet your friends; what would you say?::Will: I'd say it's 4:30 in the morning; they're probably up.::[he picks up Skylar's phone and begins dialing]::Skylar: [laughing] Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf.::Will: Thank you.::Chuckie: [answering the phone at the other end] Eh! What the fuck?::Will: Nothing, Chuckie; go back to sleep.::[Will hangs up the phone]

Lambeau: You're angry at me for doing what you could have done; but ask yourself, Sean. Ask yourself if you want Will to feel that way, if you want him to feel like a failure.::Sean: Oh, you arrogant shit! That's why I don't come to the goddamned reunions, 'cause I can't stand that look in your eye. Ya know, that condescending, embarrassed look. You think I'm a failure. I know who I am, and I'm proud of what I do. I was a conscientious choice, I didn't fuck up! And you and your cronies think I'm some sort of pity case. You and your kiss-ass chorus following you around going, "The Fields Medal! The Fields Medal!" Why are you still so fuckin' afraid of failure?

Sean: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Chuckie: I didn't get on Cathy last night.::Will: No?::Chuckie: Nah.::Will: Why not?::Chuckie: I don't know. [yells across room] Cathy!::Cathy: What?::Chuckie: Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?::Cathy: Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.

Will: Do you like apples?::Clark: Yeah.::Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Billy: You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car.