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Pembrook (2012)

Actors: Kristine Knowlton (actress), Matthew L. Imparato (actor), Ed McKeever (producer), Ed McKeever (actor), Ed McKeever (producer), Kevin Orosz (writer), Kevin Orosz (actor), Kevin Orosz (producer), Kevin Orosz (director), Jason Koerner (producer), Jason Koerner (actor), Jason Koerner (writer), Jason Koerner (producer), Julie Ann Hamolko (actress), Randy Wilson (actor),

Plot: Rain falls heavy from the nights sky, there's a knock at the door, and the man appears. You invite him in out of the rain. He shows his gratitude by demonstrating some magic, he pulls out an old pocket watch... Then like a flash of lighting he disappears and your trapped inside your home with a new vision of terror. Who will survive?

Keywords: cult-film, violence
Genres: Horror,

Geek War (2010)

Actors: Chris Seaver (editor), Billy Garberina (actor), Chris Seaver (producer), Shawn C. Phillips (actor), Chris Seaver (writer), Chris Seaver (director), Raine Brown (actress), Shawn C. Phillips (producer), Meredith Host (actress), Chris Rados (producer), Jesse Ames (actress), Josh Suire (actor), Kurt Indovina (actor), Heather Maxon (actress), Scott Milletics (producer),

Genres: Comedy,

Escape from Staten Island (2009)

Actors: Sean Gill (editor), Sean Gill (producer), Sean Gill (writer), Sean Gill (composer), Sean Gill (director), Jillaine Gill (actress), Chris Cipriano (actor), John Gill (composer), Stevesie Basedow (actor),

Plot: Picture, if you will, a young man waking up on a ship with no recollection of how he got there, or even to where he's traveling. This man is no stranger to the hangover. The black out. The bad trip. But this man is about to experience something he IS a stranger to, he will endure a crippling sense of déjà vu that will, like the worst typhoons or maelströms, show no sign of slackening. I urge you to enter this world and find out if it is indeed possible to Escape from Staten Island.

Keywords: alcoholism, american-dream, baseball, dance, ferry, hell, hit-in-the-crotch, hot-pants, independent-film, new-york-city
Genres: Adventure, Horror, Mystery, Short, Thriller,
Taglines: There's no "I" in "hell."

Noriko no shokutaku (2005)

Actors: Shion Sono (writer), Tomohiro Okada (actor), Shion Sono (director), Ken Mitsuishi (actor), Shion Sono (writer), Kazue Fukiishi (actress), Shirô Namiki (actor), Yûya Ishikawa (actor), Toru Tezuka (actor), Yuriko Yoshitaka (actress), Jun'ichi Itô (editor), Tsugumi (actress), Tamae Andô (actress), Hiroshi Sakuma (actor), Yôko Mitsuya (actress),

Plot: A teenager called Noriko Shimabara runs away from her family in Tokoyama, to meet Kumiko, the leader of an Internet BBS, Haikyo.com. She becomes involved with Kumiko's "family circle", which grows darker after the mass suicide of 54 high school girls.

Keywords: 2000s, abandoned-baby, adolescence, alienation, assumed-identity, based-on-novel, blood, blood-splatter, bloodbath, business
Genres: Drama, Horror,
Taglines: The family that eats together stays together. What is a happy family?

Quotes:

Noriko Shimabara: Stray cats roamed the back alleys like blood flows through a vein.::Kumiko: Stray cats form families instantly. No need to feel sorry for them, they're tough, they own this town. We have to relate to each other like stray cats do.

Noriko Shimabara: Dad looked at me. His eyes were moist. I felt bad. I was his daughter. He was a lonely, stubborn man.

Noriko Shimabara: I was born to breathe... But I wasn't breathing just because I was born.

Circle member (in cafe) to Noriko's Father: The only way to figure out what we can be... is to lie openly and pursue emptiness.

Kumiko: Everyone wants to be champagne, not the glass.

Noriko Shimabara: I've been pretending to be busy until today; now I feel naked.

Kumiko: Everyone wants to be the champagne, not the glass. Everyone wants to be the flower, not the vase.

Kumiko: Some will kill, some will be killed. That's the circle of life, though there are contradictions. There are no perfect circles anywhere in nature. But if you draw a circle with a compass and a big fat marker, a thick outline will make it seem perfect. I'll give you a sense of perfection, Tetsuzo. You can be a lion. I'll be a rabbit. I don't need thick outlines. My metal box is starting to rot. I'm gonna go to a higher level. A rabbit, a suicide, a killer, evil, water overflowing from a glass... I'll be whatever no one else wants to be. I'm sick of shameless outlines of people seeking happiness. They don't wanna be rabbits. They just wanna eat rabbits. There's no such jungle.

Johnson Family Vacation (2004)

Actors: Lorna Scott (actress), Cedric the Entertainer (producer), Bow Wow (actor), Cedric the Entertainer (actor), Rodney Perry (actor), Vanessa Williams (actress), Lee Garlington (actress), Kevin P. Farley (actor), Godfrey (actor), Chris Hardwick (actor), Steve Harvey (actor), Cedric the Entertainer (actor), Shannon Elizabeth (actress), Julie Adams (miscellaneous crew), Richard Gibbs (composer),

Plot: AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation system has a meltdown on Nate Johnson and his family's cross-country trek to their annual family reunion/grudge match. Reluctantly along for the ride are Nate's wife, who's only in it for the kids; their rapper-wannabe son; their teenage daughter who's fashioned herself as the next Lolita; and their youngest, whose imaginary dog Nate just can't seem to keep track of. Can the Johnsons survive each other and all the obstacles the road throws at them to make it to Caruthersville, Missouri? Can they find Missouri?

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, alligator, cement-mixer, character-name-in-title, competition, cross-country, cross-country-trip, family-relationships, family-reunion, flare
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Wrong turn in Arizona. No brakes in Colorado. Arrested in Kansas. It's the ultimate family trip. Take the ride.

Quotes:

Nate Johnson: [Nate walks through the hotel lobby naked, and runs into a white family] Hey, Don Judy. How you guys doing? It's a fine evening. Hey, why don't you get rid of the clothes and the kids? We're all playing butt-naked uno up in 304.

Glorietta Johnson: We gon' let Mack and Nate pray, uh see which one of 'em was paying more attention in sunday school::Mack Johnson: well, well i guess since i'm the oldest i go first::Nate Johnson: fine, alright everyone uh, bow your heads and close your ears::Mack Johnson: yo eyes, err'ybody close yo eyes, Gracious God, I come to you as humbly as i know how, Praising you and giving you thanks, for bringing us together yet another year,helpin us come together to help celebrate my victory, and Nate's agony of defeat, let us eat::Nate Johnson: Father God we thank you for allowing us to come together and share with one another, Father we know that you created the birds that fly and gave the dog the voice to bark [arrf, Nate barks] , But you wouldn't have to create the sun if you knew that Mack was gon' be sittin over there in that bright yellow shirt lookin all sunny side up like a rootie tootie, fresh and fruity::Mack Johnson: Oh Lord, Lord, Lord, We Father God, also realize that you are the creator of earth and heaven, moon and the stars, dats how I know ain't no way you had nuttin to do with creating that tacky, gangsta lookin wheel spinning SUV, that uncle Earl had to drag outta here::Nate Johnson: [interrupting Mack] hol' hol' hold on Father, Hold up wait a minute, what about the time you put the pepto bismol in the cool aid, and errybody had diorrhoea for the summer, don't let me have to mention that to momma::Mack Johnson: [interrrupting Nate] hold' on, what about the time that you burned down all the bushes round the house, cuz you got tired of goin outside and gettin yo own switch::Nate Johnson: [interrupting Mack] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH,FAAAAAAATHHHHERRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAHA, need i have to remind Mack while momma standin here that uh, he the one that had Nannette Green in the backroom and was doin the nasty on momma good quilt, and thats why she couldn't get them stains off it::Glorietta Johnson: [interruptting Mack] In Jesus name, lets eat::Mack Johnson: But Momma::Glorietta Johnson: [interrupting Mack] Nah uh::Mack Johnson: But Momma look::Glorietta Johnson: Y'all jus got through praying, don't let me cuss up in here::Nate Johnson: Memba it was that lamp head I broke::Glorietta Johnson: [interrupting Mack and Nate] uhh uh ,I got all the stories now, it's great

Nate Johnson: Nikki, this better be FTD, cuz this Russian tail is old enough to be yo' grandaddy::Nikki Johnson: Not mom's big daddy

Nate Johnson: So, Where did you meet him? at so called accounting class?::Dorothy Johnson: so that's what this all about huh? me becomming a CPA?i thought we settled that argument when i moved out::Nate Johnson: oh so i'm the bad guy? because i wanted you to raise our kids::Dorothy Johnson: I can be a wife, a mother and pursue my career too, hey, my mother did it::Nate Johnson: [laughs] rite,yeah thats why the last time we saw you brother he was your sister [starts to sing] Young man there's a place you can go

Nate Johnson: [DJ sees Nate's griddle and tries to sneakily get a piece, Nate catches him and hits his hand] oh no! don't even think about it::D.J. Johnson: Dang dad!::Nate Johnson: [takes the griddle and starts eating it] Man what would i do without my Mike Tyson Griddle, tastes so good it'll bite cha back

Nate Johnson: You know son,the only reason i'm hard on you is well because one day you'll wear the pants in your own family, people will depend on you, and how can they do that if your pants are all hanging of your behind? I mean have you thought about what you gonna do if this whole rap thing dudn't work out?::D.J. Johnson: well, i was thinking about law school [ nate smiles in agreement] or medical school [ nate nods again in agreement] but then mom says she'll help me incorporate [nate looks over at dorothy who's sleeping] so i was thinking about coming out with my own line of hip hop pyjamas::Nate Johnson: pyjamas? [nate looks at him]::D.J. Johnson: you know how Puffy has Sean John and then Jigga has Rockawear::Nate Johnson: oh my days::D.J. Johnson: Dj's pjs baggy always! [laughs to himself] bad!::Nate Johnson: I told your mother not stand by the microwave when she was pregnant with you! [Dj looks puzzled]

Jackpot (2001)

Actors: Garrett Morris (actor), Jules Sylvester (miscellaneous crew), Jon Gries (producer), Anthony Edwards (actor), Patrick Bauchau (actor), Patrick Bauchau (actor), Daryl Hannah (actress), Rick Overton (actor), Adam Baldwin (actor), Jon Gries (actor), Jon Gries (actor), Mac Davis (actor), Larry Pennell (actor), Michael Polish (director), Michael Polish (writer),

Plot: Sunny Holiday, an aspiring singing star, abandons his wife and young baby to set off on a nine-month tour of bleak western towns. He takes off with his road manager in a pink Chrysler in search of their own version of the American Dream: a country loving audience.

Keywords: aspiring-singer, country-music, deadbeat-dad, diner, independent-film, interview, karaoke, karaoke-bar, lottery-ticket, manager
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Quotes:

Lester: Until you give me more than fifteen percent of your earnings, I'm only going to put up with fifteen percent of your bullshit.

Lester: The Olympics, the NBA, the NFL - all filled up with children who didn't have fathers. You may be a flawed character, but you're building hers. You're the asshole who will put your daughter on the moon.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

Actors: Michael Lloyd (composer), Leo Gordon (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Michael Lloyd (producer), Anthony Newley (actor), Phil Fondacaro (actor), Arturo Gil (actor), Mackenzie Astin (actor), Debbie Lee Carrington (actress), Annie Wood (actress), Rod Amateau (writer), Rod Amateau (producer), Rod Amateau (director), M. Edward Salier (editor),

Plot: Seven disgusting kids but nevertheless of interesting personality are being made of the green mud coming out of garbage can. Once alive their master gives them rules to obey although they think that life is funnier without following stupid regulations like no television or no candy. Naturally this will cause some conflicts.

Keywords: acne, adolescent-humor, alligator, antique-shop, bad-breath, bar, based-on-toy, based-on-trading-cards, basement, beer
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Musical, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Ready or not... Here they come! The Garbage Gang Is Alive and Grosser Than Ever! Out of the garbage pail and into your heart A live action heap of fun! It doesn't get any grosser than this!

Quotes:

Valerie Vomit: [Valerie Vomit, finds her hamburger wrapper empty] Ali, you ate my burger!::Ali Gator: Oh, yeah? Prove it.::Valerie Vomit: I can't, you ate the evidence.

Captain Manzini: Did you get the blood of a toad and the eye of a newt?::Dodger: Nope. The pet shop's out of unicorns, too.::Captain Manzini: No wonder there's no magic in the world today. You can't get the ingredients.

Ali Gator: [looking at stuffed alligator, gasps] My God! It's Cousin Charlie!

Dodger: [starting work unloading a crate] Do you sell much of this stuff? We've only had two customers and they didn't buy anything.::Captain Manzini: Patience is a bitter vine, dear Dodger, but it bears sweet fruit.::Dodger: Huh?::Captain Manzini: That's from the Greek. It loses a little something in translation. Now, let's add a little sparkle to our merchandise. [hands Dodger a feather duster] Funny people should call this junk, isn't it? When every piece is a diary of the human spirit. [holds book, looks at inside cover] Take this, for instance. "To my darling Mary, from Herbert." This is more than a book. It's a testimony to love.::Dodger: [holds up teddy bear] And this?::Captain Manzini: Ah, did the child who slept with this grow up to shake the world?::Dodger: [hands Manzini a fold-out fan] Tell me about this, Captain Manzini::Captain Manzini: Ah, an early form of air conditioning. [waves folded-out fan in Dodger's face] Also, a tool of romance. It could beckon... [holds fan up to own face and waves toward it]... or rebuff. [folds up fan, taps Dodger on the shoulder with it]::Dodger: Did you ever get beckoned?::Captain Manzini: Yes. I also got rebuffed. But like me, this is a relic from a simpler age, when good and bad was black-and-white. And a man could settle all his differences with one of these. [holds up fencing sword, hands it to Dodger] Then some damn fool invented gunpowder, and a bigger damn fool split the atom. That's when I decided to leave mankind to it's folly and retire here. Into this world of memories

Captain Manzini: [handing Dodger something to replace his dirty clothes] Here, try this on.::Dodger: A dress?::Captain Manzini: Only to western eyes. This is a dashiki, given to me by the great African leader Um-Tuh-Tuh, in gratitude for making his mother-in-law disappear.::Dodger: You were in Africa?::Captain Manzini: Actually, I was on my way back from Egypt. I was doing a split week, Cleveland and Cairo. But that's a long story.

Captain Manzini: [coming up with a spell to get the kids back in the garbage pail] "Rats and thunder, wind and hail \ Send the kids back in the pail." [it fails to work] I don't understand it. It's your basic Mary Poppins and it's not working.

[last lines]::Captain Manzini: [to Dodger, as the kids leave] Perhaps it would have been safer to lock them away from the world. But as you've taught me, Dodger, you can't change the world by locking yourself away from it.

Foul Phil - Suit: My tummy hurts!::Greaser Greg - Suit: What did you eat?::Foul Phil - Suit: Everything!::Greaser Greg - Suit: That makes sense!

Sex Games (1983)

Actors: Melanie Scott (actress), Paul Vatelli (producer), Kevin James (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Paul Vatelli (director), Julia Parton (actress), Becky Savage (actress), Shauna Grant (actress), Paul Vatelli (writer), Cody Nicole (actress), Nicole Black (actress), Punchy Barrows (actor), Dick Harde (actor), Punchy Barrows (editor), Howard Splice (editor),

Genres: Adult,
Taglines: "Sex Games" Brings to the Screen the Ultimate Computer Fantasy for Adults - Hardcore Software. The Ultimate Computer Fantasy

Butterflies in Heat (1979)

Actors: Don Porter (actor), Pat Carroll (actress), Eartha Kitt (actress), Tom Ewell (actor), Bert Williams (actor), Albert Popwell (actor), George Edwards (writer), Barbara Baxley (actress), Craig Huxley (composer), Alvin Alexis (actor), Dudley Remus (actor), Ted Richert (actor), Roxanne Gregory (actress), Matt Collins (actor), Cash Baxter (director),

Genres: Drama,

Massage Parlor Wife (1975)

Actors: Tyler Reynolds (actor), Serena (actress), Harry H. Novak (miscellaneous crew), David Book (actor), Susan Catherine (actress), Claire James (actress), Barry J. Spinello (director), Barry J. Spinello (producer), Barry J. Spinello (writer), Bonnie Walker (miscellaneous crew), Brandy Saunders (actress), Martha del Rio (actress), Hurst Vincent (actor), Steve Rogers (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: We'll Move Our Tails For You Meet The Girls That Rub You The Right Way