Questions for Karl, 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ipi7IpB9tE Questions for Karl, 3: http://youtu.be/bo94pyUh0Mc Karl's Diary, All Of It: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAwxbEdGUg Monkey News, All Of It: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YitdaY1Eam4 0:00:05 Introduction 0:02:18 Do we need 'em? 0:03:13 The world's got smaller 0:04:42 The way we have kids and that... 0:08:58 Loads more than that... 0:10:01 When caveman was wondering around 0:11:39 Pub with a mug 0:14:01 Flies and a condom 0:15:16 Real flies and a real condom 0:18:55 Lion mutilates 42 midgets in Cambodian ring-fight 0:20:16 Have you got a gran? 0:21:52 Mental homeless woman 0:22:44 Paul ''The Party Animal'' Parker 0:24:02 Sex machine for women 0:25:09 To a lot of people, sex is important 0:26:20 Sexy metal pants 0:27:26 Could they got a little gay fellow in 0:28:43 Chuck in some free butt plugs! 0:29:30 First nudist organization 0:30:54 I looked once... 0:32:37 Let's just get this question right... 0:34:13 Talking of eating knobs... 0:34:46 It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob... 0:36:05 I could eat a knob at night (dance mix) 0:37:19 Work the other way around... 0:40:48 Gift of a goat... 0:42:04 Let me put me-self in in their shoes... they haven't got any. 0:43:45 Virgin Galactic 0:45:36 I'd like to meet some aliens... 0:46:50 The loneliest man ever... in the world 0:47:50 He still bothered to put his clothes on? 0:49:02 If you could have a super power... 0:52:22 Waste not, want not 0:54:04 Don't be chucking that out, you might need that later 0:54:27 Never have so few done so much for so many... 0:55:05 Bungled in... 0:55:30 Why can't they do that? 0:56:44 Homeless Chinese fellow 0:57:47 No bum tubes though... 0:59:56 Tribes... 1:00:34 Do they need to know? 1:02:01 Why didn't they get the police in? 1:03:50 Would they accept me? 1:04:25 But even cavemen had little pants... 1:05:31 What's the newest thing you got here? 1:06:36 How often do you get new stuff in? 1:07:37 But nobody wants it... 1:07:56 1590... Could be from any time really... 1:10:28 Me mum wanted me to be a doctor... 1:10:56 Dolphins with guns on them... 1:12:51 Karl, you rock! 1:13:21 No, it's perfectly round your head... 1:14:00 You'd only recently seen a Chinese homeless person... 1:16:24 The first time I saw Steve... 1:16:48 Who would you most like to spend the day with? 1:18:47 I mainly eat just so I keep going... 1:20:31 Fish that can kill you... 1:21:06 Sayings and that... Glass houses... 1:22:20 What is an analogy? 1:23:29 There's an elephant in the room 1:24:40 The only time I wanted a wig... 1:25:58 You were going to learn something every day... 1:26:22 Octopus... What they can do... 1:27:00 There's a chicken somewhere... 1:28:01 Is it worth looking after animals? 1:29:23 They've cut somebody's head off... 1:32:03 What body parts can you live without? 1:32:42 I wonder if I can do it... right, if I didn't have any thumbs 1:34:30 This woman with no pants on and that... 1:37:08 Never has a Manc said so much... that means so little 1:37:24 Octopus' testicles are located in their head... 1:37:58 If you could be anyone in the world... 1:39:02 I was thinking... Bruce Willis... 1:40:33 Suzanne's shoes needed to go to the Cobbler's 1:43:14 If you want to walk a dog... 1:44:30 Cogito ergo sum... 1:46:10 What's the story with the egg? 1:48:20 Willy-nilly-ly 1:50:11 I never go to the doctor's, unless it's really bad... 1:52:07 Your fist would be up your own arse 1:52:45 Nicknames? 1:56:41 I had a C.B. 2:00:03 Who would you save, Steve or Ricky? 2:03:28 Paul "The Party Animal" Parker returns... 2:04:26 Female kidney turns lumberjack onto house work 2:05:30 Face transplants... 2:08:04 If you had children... 2:10:56 I nearly killed a man once... 2:11:57 How you met Suzanne? 2:13:24 A camel is a horse designed by committee 2:14:20 Elephants of Mammoths 2:14:40 Improving on animals... 2:17:12 Questions for Karl jingle 2:18:33 Time travel... 2:22:07 Adult diapers... 2:23:13 Litter tray... 2:25:23 What would you teach kids at school... 2:26:38 Dishwasher found on Mars... 2:29:15 Population problem... 2:30:21 Been in a fight? 2:34:10 Would we have wings now? 2:35:30 It's World New? 2:38:35 Most romantic thing done for Suzanne? 2:40:33 Chatting up a woman at a bar... 2:41:46 If a lion could talk... 2:45:30 I'd just chuck myself in to the salt pot 2:51:18 What sound or noise do you love? 2:58:47 Leaps from no ambition... 3:00:10 Uppered and blind ghosts 3:05:59 What would you like to hear God say? 3:08:54 What about teenagers? 3:10:57 At 13... Life got tough 3:12:53 I was sort of taken away by some fellow... 3:14:13 Top 5 Freaks! 3:22:49 I don't feel needed ~ FIN ~ Why is it called, 'Questions for Karl?' - Because the compilation does not have everything from the Ricky Gervais Show in it, some things have been removed and put in to another compilation. If you want the entire uncut Ricky Gervais Show, go buy it! ~ I have, it's definitely worth having in your collection.

• published: 19 Apr 2014
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