Sauce Barbare (2013)

Actors: Pascaline Crêvecoeur (actress), Baptiste Grandin (editor), Baptiste Grandin (producer), Baptiste Grandin (writer), Baptiste Grandin (director), Cécile Vangrieken (actress), Yohan Guignard (actor), Ariane Loze (actress), Léïla Grandin (actress), Léïla Grandin (producer), Patrice Tapasso (actor), Mallory Duhamel (actor), Alexine Huet (actress), Thibault Fortunato (actor), Philippe Grandin (actor),

Genres: Short,

Night of the Tentacles (2013)

Actors: Dustin Mills (actor), Dustin Mills (editor), Dustin Mills (director), Dustin Mills (producer), Dustin Mills (writer), Dustin Mills (composer), Brandon Salkil (actor), Jackie McKown (actress), Eugene Flynn (actor), Michael Blaie (actor), Nicole Gerity (actress), Melissa Blair (actor),

Plot: This is the Night of the Tentacles! In this obscene Faustian tale a young artists sells his soul to Satan for the new heart he so desperately needs. The only catch is that the heart is a tentacled monstrosity with a hunger for human flesh! Will Dave get the girl of his dreams? Will he run out of neighbors to feed his infernal heart? Will Delilah ever finish urinating? Find out in NIGHT OF THE TENTACLES!!!

Keywords: masturbation
Genres: Horror,

Candy (2011)

Actors: Philippa Goslett (writer), Ella Purnell (actress), Luke Allen-Gale (actor), Tom Law (miscellaneous crew), Lee Magiday (producer), Brett Webb (producer), Kinga Burza (director), Adam Marshall (editor), Ben Chamberlain (actor),

Plot: Set in contemporary London CANDY follows the story of Joe, a teenage suburban boy, who meets and instantly falls in love with a seemingly innocent young girl from his home town who now lives in London. As their impromptu encounter continues, Joe realizes her situation is much darker then he could have imagined. CANDY explores themes of love, addiction and the responsibilities linked to a loss of innocence as it follows Joe's journey and examines what lengths he is willing to go to rescue CANDY.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Short,

Neon Lights (2011)

Actors: Nick Tootalian (producer), Nick Tootalian (editor), Nick Tootalian (director), Nick Tootalian (writer), Nick Tootalian (producer), Michael Jordan (producer), Ryan Hurst (producer), Ryan Hurst (editor), Michael Jordan (editor), Jon Wierenga (actor), Craig Powers (actor), Andrew Faber (actor), Claudia Dibbs (actress), Jennifer Shaffer (actor), Ian Beijster (actor),

Plot: For Otto, a 19-year-old bowling alley employee, escape from an unsavory existence comes from within himself. He is shunned by his co-workers, ignored by the girl he loves, and is a disappointment to even his ten-year-old brother. On his day off as a maintenance-man at Bel-Mark Lanes, Otto goes there hoping he'll chance upon Maggie, the girl he desires. As his night spirals into despair, hope manifests in the men's bathroom as vibrant neon graffiti. The neon graffiti triggers fantasies where Otto is loved by Maggie and celebrated by his peers. It is but a facade, and Otto eventually is sucker-punched back into reality. Otto must learn to be comfortable in his own skin and erase the gilded neon images that his mind desires.

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Short,

Hermie and Friends: Hermie and the High Seas (2008)

Actors: Tim Conway (actor), Rick Eldridge (producer), Vicki Lawrence (actress), Rob Pottorf (composer), Melissa Disney (actress), Troy Schmidt (writer), Max Lucado (actor), Dan Lynch (producer), Chris Cates (producer), Buddy Lewis (actor), Sam Mercurio (actor), Ralph Boral (producer), Rick Burgess (actor), Bill 'Bubba' Bussey Jr. (actor), Bill Boyce (director),

Genres: Animation, Short,

Hermie & Friends: To Share or Nut to Share (2006)

Actors: Rob Pottorf (composer), Don Knotts (actor), Rob Pottorf (actor), Melissa Disney (actress), Rick Eldridge (producer), Tim Conway (actor), Troy Schmidt (director), Troy Schmidt (writer), Chris Cates (producer), Buddy Lewis (actor), Rick Burgess (actor), Bill 'Bubba' Bussey Jr. (actor), Michael Eller (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Animation, Family, Short,

Hermie & Friends: A Fruitcake Christmas (2005)

Actors: Rick Eldridge (producer), Rob Pottorf (composer), Tim Conway (actor), Don Knotts (actor), Rob Pottorf (actor), Melissa Disney (actress), Dave Ross (producer), Troy Schmidt (writer), Troy Schmidt (director), Max Lucado (writer), Bill Reeves (producer), Dan Lynch (producer), Chris Cates (producer), Bryce Hoover (editor), Rick Burgess (actor),

Genres: Fantasy,

The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)

Actors: Rob Harris (miscellaneous crew), Aria Noelle Curzon (miscellaneous crew), Bill Conti (composer), Pierce Brosnan (producer), Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew), Cliff Fleming (miscellaneous crew), Frankie Faison (actor), Ben Gazzara (actor), Mark Margolis (actor), Pierce Brosnan (actor), Denis Leary (actor), Faye Dunaway (actress), Fritz Weaver (actor), Jonathan Roumie (miscellaneous crew), Bill Richards (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Self-made billionaire Thomas Crown is bored of being able to buy everything he desires. Being irresistible to women, he also does not feel any challenge in that area. But there are a few things even he can't get, therefore Thomas Crown has a seldom hobby: He steals priceless masterpieces of Art. After the theft of a famous painting from Claude Monet, the only person suspecting Thomas Crown is Catherine Banning. Her job is to get the picture back, no matter how she accomplishes her mission. Unfortunately, Catherine gets involved too deeply with Thomas to keep a professional distance to the case. Fortunately, Thomas seems to fall for her, too.

Keywords: 1990s, apple, art, art-collector, art-forgery, art-museum, art-theft, art-thief, auguste-rodin, billionaire
Genres: Crime, Romance, Thriller,
Taglines: How do you get the man who has everything? When You Raise The Stakes, You Heighten The Attraction. Crime does pay. Handsomely.

Quotes:

[Banning shows up at a ball wearing a red sash]::Thomas Crown: This is a black and white ball.::Catherine Banning: That's okay, I wasn't invited anyway.

Catherine Banning: Men make women messy.

Thomas Crown: Here's to the fear of being trapped.

Detective Michael McCann: Monet's unknown masterpiece, Dogs At Cards.

Catherine Banning: Do you really think I am going to sleep with the man I am investigating?

Thomas Crown: Do you want to dance? Or do you want to DANCE?

[Catherine is clearly upset]::Detective Michael McCann: Are you okay?::Catherine Banning: Yeah.::Detective Michael McCann: You know I was okay once. My girlfriend went out one night and came back... married. I told everyone that I didn't care, and then I fucked five women in three days, flipped my car on an on-ramp, beat a suspect unconscious, got suspended... but I was "okay."

Thomas Crown: You look wonderful!::Catherine Banning: Thank you! How are you?::Thomas Crown: Popular.

Catherine Banning: Damn, I hate being a foregone conclusion.

[Catherine looks out the plane window at a tropical island]::Catherine Banning: That island isn't Manhattan.::Thomas Crown: It's not?::Catherine Banning: I have appointments.::Thomas Crown: Wanna keep 'em?

The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones (1987)

Actors: Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Daws Butler (actor), Daws Butler (actor), Daws Butler (actor), Hamilton Camp (actor), Henry Corden (actor), Henry Corden (actor), Don Messick (actor), Don Messick (actor), Don Messick (actor), Don Messick (actor), Don Messick (actor), Don Messick (actor),

Plot: Fred Flintstone and George Jetson have some things in common: They have back breaking jobs and families to support, but they soon find out a little more about one another one peculiar day when George Jetson's son Elroy builds a time machine, the family thinks it a joke but agrees to try it out anyway. It was built to take them further into the future, but instead (thanks to Astro) they get sent back to Prehistorica Days. Back to the town of Bedrock. On vacation, Fred and Wilma Flintstone, Barney and Betty Rubble, meet the Jetsons and think them to be beings from another universe. Fred passes George off as his cousin and all goes well, until the time machine accidentally transports the Flintstones into the future, so while the Flintstones and Rubbles adjust to a space-age, robotic, automatic life, the Jetsons have to adjust to a rocky, stony, pedal car, no-shoe, no picture-phone, no-Mr. Spacely stone-age life. Meanwhile, Henry Orbit and Rosie have built a new time machine and Rosie goes off to find the Jetsons, she meets Robin Hood and many other famous faces. Will the Jetsons ever see their space city again? Will the Flintstones ever see Bedrock again? Will Fred keep his job with Mr. Spacely? Will Barney keep his job with Mr. Cogswell? Could be! Maybe so, maybe no.

Keywords: 1,000,000-b.c., 2060s, 21st-century, alternate-history, anachronism, caveman, character-name-in-title, crossover, crossover-episode, dinosaur-as-dog
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Romance, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Jane Jetson: Where's your father?::Elroy Jetson: You're standing on him.

George Jetson: That's grass. I read about it in ancient history.

Fred Flintstone: It's the time machine, Mr Spacely - It's kaputt!::Barney Rubble: Yeah, and they can't kaputt it back together again!

Mr. Spacely: Jetson, there's a leak around here and I want it stopped.::George Jetson: Yes, sir. I know a very good plumber: Mr. Skywrench.::Mr. Spacely: An *industrial* leak, you molecule brain! And don't play innocent with me, Jetson. I have my suspicions where that leak is coming from, and it's you!::George Jetson: Me?::Mr. Spacely: How else can I explain Cogswell stealing every major project I come up with right from under my nose?::George Jetson: Well, I... I... I...::Mr. Spacely: Darn right it's you, you, you!::George Jetson: But sir...::Mr. Spacely: I spent a fortune romancing General Blackhole just to get that secret contract to the Interstellar Lunar Probe. Nobody else knew it existed, but are they using Spacely Sprockets? No! They're using Cogswell Cogs!::George Jetson: How do you suppose Mr. Cogswell got wind of it, Mr. Spacely?::Mr. Spacely: From a windbag like you, Jetson!::R.U.D.I.: No, no...::Mr. Spacely: [to R.U.D.I] I told you to butt out!::[R.U.D.I. tunes out]::Mr. Spacely: Cogswell's beaten me out of every one of my secret projects, from the Lunar Probe to the Humphrey Bogar Lookalike sprocket for the nostalgia buffs.::R.U.D.I.: [tuning in momentarily] Too bad, sweetheart.::George Jetson: Uh, what can we do, boss?::Mr. Spacely: Not me, you, Jetson! You want to clear your name? Then find out how Cogswell's getting his information.::George Jetson: [gasp] You mean, *spy*? Are you suggesting I spy on him, Mr. Spacely?::Mr. Spacely: Either that or you're fired.::George Jetson: Spying isn't a bad suggestion when you put it that way, sir.::Mr. Spacely: Good.::[to R.U.D.I]::Mr. Spacely: Now you can sympathize with him, nosy.::[he leaves]

Wilma Flintstone: [calling out to Jane] I love your dress!::Jane Jetson: [calling back] Why, thank you!

George Jetson: [Watching Dino and Astro interfering in pig catching contest] Astro Watch out!::Fred Flintstone: No Dino No.

George Nate Slate: [after he knocks Barney wig off] Rubble!::George Nate Slate: Hold on you phony! Barney Rubble is your girlfriend?::Fred Flintstone: Oh After all these years sir, I can't believe you're not a Woman.::George Nate Slate: [Rips Fred's Moustache off] Well can you believe your both fired Flintstone?::Fred Flintstone: Oh!

The Mouse and His Child (1977)

Actors: Peter Ustinov (actor), Bob Holt (actor), John Carradine (actor), Cloris Leachman (actress), Sally Kellerman (actress), Frank Nelson (actor), Joan Gerber (actress), Neville Brand (actor), Andy Devine (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Regis Cordic (actor), Fred Wolf (director), Cliff Osmond (actor), Mark L. Rosen (producer), Cliff Norton (actor),

Genres: Animation, Family,

Quotes:

The Mouse Child: Papa, I'm afraid! I wanna go home! What's gonna happen to us?::The Mouse: Well, something good, son, as easily as something else. Why, anything can happen.::Manny the Rat: But it won't! Not this evening, my lads!

Manny the Rat: Two innocents abroad, eh? But for me, you'd be flattened to a fare-thee-well.

The Mouse Child: I wanna go home.::Manny the Rat: The very place I had in mind. Come on, now, my lovelies, I'm taking you home.::The Mouse Child: We're going back to the toy shop?::The Mouse: I don't think that's the home he's talking about.

The Mouse: [after witnessing Ralphie dismantle the donkey] That was horrible!::The Mouse Child: You're a bad rat!::Manny the Rat: You noticed?

The Frog: It's been very slow, boss. These are hard times for oracles.::Manny the Rat: For incompetent ones.::The Frog: Are you sayin' that my charms don't work? That my potions don't heal? That my fortunes are false?::Manny the Rat: Of course. That's why I hired you.

Manny the Rat: Frog, you're fired!::The Frog: For bein' a fraud?::Manny the Rat: For being a failure *as* a fraud!

Ralphie: [talking to himself] Now, let's see, first thing, I go, uh, in the morning I go to the, um, uh, the guard!::The Mouse Child: No, the manager.::The Mouse: Son, don't help him. They'll make us thieves soon enough.

The Frog: Tell you your fortune? Give me your palm.::The Mouse Child: [indicating their permanently linked hands] We don't have one.::The Frog: Can't read your hand. Well, no matter, I'll just read your feet.::Ralphie: Their feet?::The Frog: An ancient form of divination taught to me by the praying mantis of the Babylonian persuasion.

The Frog: What would you have from the future? It could be anything you like.::The Mouse Child: I want the Elephant to be my mama.::The Mouse: You what - ?::The Mouse Child: And the Seal to be my sister. And we'll all live together in the toy store.::The Frog: An elephant? That's rather a large order. And you?::The Mouse: I don't want anything given to me. I want something taken away.::The Frog: What's that?::The Mouse: Our key. The world being what it is, we'd be better off if we were free to wind ourselves.

Ralphie: Aw, go ahead, I need a minute to think anyway.::The Frog: At least.