Rejected commercial for the Kalorik Airfryer 

GUY HANGING OUT NEAR AN OUTLET MALL: I love my Kalorik Airfryer and I'll tell you why. Number one: it's a great fryer. Number two—

[20 years later]

BEST FRIEND OF GUY WHO WAS HANGING OUT NEAR AN OUTLET MALL 20 YEARS AGO: Whoa whoa whoa, I wouldn't say we were best friends. Or even friends. In fact, wait...who is the guy you're talking about?

INTERVIEWER: Never mind, here's a Kalorik Airfryer.

BEST FRIEND OF GUY WHO WAS HANGING OUT NEAR AN OUTLET MALL 20 YEARS AGO: Wow! Does it really fry air?

INTERVIEWER: [long pause] Sure.

[1 week later]

INTERVIEWER: Hey Tom, does the Kalorik Airfryer fry air?

TOM: Huh?

INTERVIEWER: This guy asked me last week and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.

TOM: Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.

INTERVIEWER: Yeah, I don't either.

TOM: [long pause] So...are you gonna bowl now?

INTERVIEWER: Oh yeah, sorry.

[INTERVIEWER bowls and hits 10 Kalorik Airfryers]

​[Kalorik logo appears]