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Why not trim your veggies before going to the checkout?

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It's like a Hitchcock movie out there.

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So why do we import oranges from America?

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Heads down - here come the flying foxes.

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Not too late to get her an ironing board for Mother's Day.

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Coming down the gastroenteritis pub?

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Puns for those with a slightly higher IQ

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'Dear Auntio, I am writing to adviso of my objection to tho uso of the new font etc ... '

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ABC weather dominates our mailbags.

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Column 8 - to be taken daily with food.

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Watching the Anzac Day march brings back a strong memory in which my late father took me to watch it in Sydney aged about six.

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There has to be a joke about fourpence found in Sydney.

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Column 8ers, time to stick up for posties after George Manojlovic's unkind description of his postie as a "dog's breakfast".

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On ABC weather the last digit of all NSW temperatures should be a 6.

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The efforts large retailers now go to commercialise Anzac Day is of great concern.

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Column 8ers await with bated breath the outcome of Anne Smith's quest to find her half-sister.

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Is there a Dawnne Higson out there?

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It's poultry husbandry day in Column 8