TV Cream
TV: T is for…
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2062T-Bag
DEAR GOD.
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Tabitha
INEVITABLE YET ill-advised spin-off from BEWITCHED.
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3043
Taggart
"LIFE'S NOT always a fairy-tale, Michael". JIM TAGGART, take a bow
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169
Take a Chance
BIZARRE SPIN-OFF from, of all things, RAINBOW.
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252
Take A Letter, Mr Jones
YIKES!
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197
Take My Wife
THERE JUST had to be a sitcom with this title at some point in TV history.
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179
Take Three Girls
...PLEASE! OH come on, cheer up.
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114
Take Your Pick
THIS IS more like it; a TAKE-monikered effort with a bit of class, namely MICHAEL MILES proffering the titular conundrum between "money"...
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150
Tale of Timothy Bagshott, The
COMEDY PLAY for kids written by FAY WELDON
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2292
Tales from Fat Tulip’s Garden/Fat Tulip Too
WOP! SURREAL, frenetic, semi-improvised short stories for kids told with almost psychopathic conviction by one-time comedian and latterday hectoring soil-botherer TONY ROBINSON.
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1614
Tales of the Gold Monkey
TRASHY HYBRID of Raiders Of The Lost Ark and The Maltese Falcon
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202
Tales of the Riverbank
JOHNNY MORRIS was on hand with his repertoire of two animal voices for this highly suspect real animal story.
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3408
Tales of the Unexpected
THE ONLY thing unexpected about them being, of course, the identity of the uber-celebrity playing the part of the doomed protagonist this...
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149
Talkabout
PICK OF THE DAYTIME QUIZZING BUNCH, this one.
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138
Tandoori Nights
SAEED JAFFREY holds court amidst two Indian restaurants at war in Hackney-ish area.
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178
Target
ULTRA-VIOLENT SWEENEY-LITE copperama binned by the Beeb when it proved too much for the public to stomach.
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148
Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle
THE EDGAR MICE-BURROWS (according to the Ed "Stewpot" Stewart annual) story subject to the usual Filmation cut 'n' paste treatment.
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1811
Taxi
HYPNOTIC BRIDGE traversal to Bob James flute/vibraphone theme started this proto-Cheers ensemblecom.
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223
Teach Yourself Gibberish
SKITS, SKETCHES and scumpoonery for kids
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2473
Teddy Edward
UBER-RUDIMENTARY INFORMATHON dressed up as the adventures of a medallion-toting bear.
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2101
Teetime and Claudia
RISIBLY BAD regional cartoon woefulness starring a "crafty cat" and a "slow but loveable" dog.
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1884
Telebugs, The
CURIOUS SPRIGHTLY cartoon about three floaty robots
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242
Television Scrabble
ALAN COREN in a mauve blazer dribbles at the mouth over triple word scores.
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146
Telford’s Change
PETER BARKWORTH, in no way typecast as pinstriped corporate banker from the city, packs up (see? Change, like money) and moves to...
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234
Teliffant
ENGLISH LANGUAGE not evident.
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Telly Addicts
AH, MONDAY NIGHTS IN THE '80S, and NOEL EDMONDS bringing us the very definition of redoubtable family fare with his relaxed and...
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198
Ten on Saturday
PROVINCIAL TELEVISION companies!
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220
Tenko
DIRTY-FACED FEISTY POWS of the fairer sex see out the Second World War in an internment camp in Malaya.
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1802
Terrahawks
MORE OR less the only Gerryatrics of note from the 80s and the only outing for, ahem, Supermacromation aka glorified glove puppetry.
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3588
Terrific Adventures of the Terrible Ten, The
HARD-UP AUNTIE resorts to slapping on another shitty import to eat up expensive airtime on hot August mornings, when no-one will be...
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358
Terry and June
STURDY EIGHT o'clock suburbacom
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219
That Was The Week That Was
"IF THEY took sex out of this programme, there'd be nothing left!"
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48013
That’s Life!
AS NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS had it: "Bleeding bloody ESTHER bleeding bloody effing bloody RANTZEN bloody woman."
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164
That’s My Boy
AND BY a quirk of fuck-you fate, here's more Mollie.
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1791
That’s My Dog!
DEREK "NEW Faces" Hobson hosted this dogathon of a programme, boasting Yorkshire terriers heeling, going over little see-saws and so on.
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156
That’s Your Funeral
MUCH LIKE the vogue for programmes beginning with a fulsome TAKE (see above), so programmes opening business with a terse THAT'S are...
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1952
Then Churchill Said To Me…
FRANKIE HOWERD vehicle that lay on a shelf for almost 20 years
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145
There Comes a Time…
ANDREW SACHS contracts a previously unknown fatal illness and dies slowly, while JUDY "GOOD COMPANIONS" CORNWELL looks on. Sitcom.
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267
There’s Something Wrong in Paradise
ABSOLUTELY DIRE musical comedy vehicle for evergreen band KID CREOLE AND THE COCONUTS
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1621
They Came From Somewhere Else
WEIRD SITCOMSKETCH thing about an alien invasion of the made-up town of Middleford
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145
Thick as Thieves
SHABBY SITCOM made during the Three Day Week, and it showed.
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4227
Think of a Number etc.
THE MAN as far as TV science is concerned
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2451
Third Man, The
SUPREMELY IFFY spin-off from seminal WELLES/COTTON/cuckoo-clock flick
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442
This is David Lander/This is David Harper
SPOOF INVESTIGATIVE reportery with a heavy dose of ROGER COOK-chiding
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127
This is the Day
EARLY SUNDAY morning Christathon where audience were invited to join in, but only if equipped with "a bible, some bread, and a...
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227
This is Your Life
ORIGINALLY HOSTED by television's most ill-at-ease presenter
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7212
This is Your Right
CUE EXTENDED cymbal roll
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1791
This Year Next Year
THAT OLD "successful corporate banker from the city (ROLAND HINES) who packs up and moves to the English countryside with his brother...
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1411
Thorn Birds, The
DOG-EARED CASSOCK-RIPPER
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1903
Threads
THE END of the world, Sheffield-style.