TV Cream
Cream Classics
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3501Alf’s Button Afloat
We approach this film with not a little trepidation. After all the hubris we’ve spent the last four-odd years heaping on what,...
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3742Boom!
Liz Taylor is bored, Richard Burton is death, Noel Coward is waspish. In summary: quite frankly, bloody hell.
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3122
Bunny Lake is Missing
THE PLOT: It’s the Swinging Londons, and ex-pat American Ann Lake (Carol Lynley) goes to collect her four-year-old-daughter Bunny from nursery school....
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2751
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
THE PLOT: Er… can we get back to you on that one? We’ve always been fascinated by this film. Well, the idea...
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2893
Death Line
If you’re going to make a horror film in the city, London’s the city to pick...
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3085
Flash Gordon
Still very much... aliiiive!
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188
Horse Feathers
Your actual funny film, here.
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3561Jaws
Yes, JAWS was the original summer blockbuster with over 67 million Americans seeing it at the pictures, and certainly it was the...
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2314
Juggernaut
Forget The Poseidon Adventure. Forget The Towering Inferno. Try to dimly recall William Shatner’s colliding train epic Disaster on the Coastliner. Then...
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3561
Monique
THE PLOT: Bill (David ‘Let’s Murder Vivaldi‘ Sumner) and Jean (Joan ‘The Love Box‘ Alcorn) are your archetypal middle class suburban marrieds...
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4224
Omen, The
The only thing The Omen ever claimed to be was silly, fun and scary. A mission it accomplished with frightening ease.
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270
Smashing Time
What a fabulous, knockout scene!
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3262
The Loved One
LA? Sex? Death? Commerce? War? It's Great Big Over-Ambitious 1960s Film Satire ahoy!
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263
The VIPs
Terrence Rattigan, warhorse of West End French window theatre, makes the final stand for old fashioned sighs-'n'-string-sections melodrama in a big ensemble...
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237
Theatre of Blood
Joan Hickson being repeatedly injected in the arse!
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182
Topkapi
Nice one, Arthur.
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3582
Twinky
THE PLOT: 38-year-old American writer of erotic fiction Scott Wardman (Charles Bronson) falls for a swinging 16-year-old London girl (Susan George). Big...
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2735
Warner Brothers Cartoons
The toppermost triumphs of Termite Terrace.
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316
Wonderwall
The inspiration for everyone's favourite bollock-chopped 1990s numpty-rockers? Not bloody likely.