A TEENAGE TINA HEATH of Blue Peter pregnancy fame dons a bad blue anorak and converses with one very scary witch that pops up from behind hedges on the way home from school, causing children across the nation to shit themselves. Based on the Helen Cresswell books. Witch turns out not to exist but is merely “an amalgam of Lizzie’s ennui” or something, which is always daring her to piss about, like the rabbit in Donnie Darko.
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