Podcasts

Creamguide (Films) Commentaries: Highlander

Here they are, born to be kings – it’s Chris, Craig and – to a fuller extent – Jack, to discuss what...

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What We Just Watched – Episode Six

Oh, great! It’s an ‘Ian and Graham’ episode! The two pals meet to discuss two shows, both of which aired on Tuesday nights....

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Creamguide (Films) Commentaries: Flash Gordon

Flash, Flash we love you, but we only have 1 hour 45 minutes and eight seconds to wax lyrical about this stupendous...

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Creamguide (Films) Commentaries: Nutty Hijack

Chris, Craig and Jack hove into 2017 with a sideways look at an early 1980s classic. Yet to be honoured with a...

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What We Just Watched – Episode Five

A particularly lusty instalment, featuring two great friends, who arrive at a location and show each other a TV show – with no...

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What We Just Watched – Episode Four

Another episode of the high-concept, low-rent ‘happening’ in which two slightly effete-sounding men surprise each other with a TV show, watch the...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Minder on the Orient Express

Huzzah it’s almost Christmas and the three wise men of Creamguide(Films) have travelled the Internet far and wide to alight on a...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Omen III

Chris, Craig and Jack team up with pals on the Internet to closely dissect the third entry into THE OMEN canon. As...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Damien Omen II

Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guest, Rose to fearlessly analyse the second entrant into THE OMEN canon. Includes gratutious...

What We Just Watched: Christmas Special 2016

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What We Just Watched: Christmas Special 2016

Two earnest men from TV Cream have come together under the flag of peace on Earth and goodwill to all other earnest...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Omen

Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guests, Sharon and What We Just Watched’s very own Graham (it’s like The All-Star...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Wicker Man

Chris, Craig and Jack settle in to enjoy the *best horror film ever made with the best songs ever in a film*...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Restless Natives

Chris, Craig and Jack revisit the best film Bill Forsyth never made as Restless Natives hoves into view on the big telly....

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Halloween III

Come with us, why don’t you? As Chris, Craig and Jack once again team up with special guest, comic book superstar Mark Millar,...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Bullseye

It’s double trouble this time as Chris, Craig and Jack visit all the places Michael Winner had mates who let him film...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Run For Your Wife

Ever said ‘films ain’t what they used to be’? Well, here’s proof! John Chris, Craig and Jack as they suffer through the...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Creepshow

Hiya pals! It’s the second part of our 1982 scary double as Chris, Craig and Jack dive into George the Aero’s excellent...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Poltergeist

And we’re back in the room! Be afraid, be very afraid. On the Internet, no one can hear you scream. Anyway, come...

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Think Aloud: Johnny Ball talks to TV Cream

In the spring of 2016, TV Cream sat down with Johnny Ball to talk about his 50-year career in show business. In...

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What We Just Watched – Episode Three

It’s the last in our triple-pack of summer holiday fillers (think of this undertaking as a kind of 8:15 From Manchester). And...

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What We Just Watched – Episode Two

The second of three podcasts from TV Cream to brighten summer holiday mornings. As before, two ‘great friends’ from TVC convene to...

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What We Just Watched – Episode One

A new three-part summer holiday filler from TV Cream! In this endeavour, two TVC pals sit down to talk about two shows…...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: G.B.H.

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES dives back 25 years to Kinnock’s Britain with the searing indictment of casual suits that is Bleasdale’s seminal G.B.H. It’s...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Doctor Who – The TV Movie

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES is back! Back! BACK! And it’s about fucking time too. Join Chris, Craig and Jack in an adventure in Rosemary...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: 2012

Run for the hills! No, it’s not a callback to Grant Brady ‘hair like a lady’; it’s the second part of the...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Deep Impact

Creamguide(Films) rockets (!) back…to the future! with the very singularity of puzzlingly shit disaster epics: 1998’s DEEP IMPACT. Help Craig and Jack...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Watership Down

Grab your giant carrot and take to the TISWAS stage as Chris, Craig, Jack and the Easter bonnet herself Rose sit trembling...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Come with TVC… and you’ll be… in a world of imaginative swearing! Join Chris, Craig, Jack as they discuss the massively popular...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Steptoe & Son Ride Again

It’s not Holyrood, it’s Hollywood! Yes, the desperately threadbare run of the mill humdrum team of Chris, Craig and Jack are joined...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Superman IV

What links Superman and Strathclyde Regional Council? Why, it’s the latest CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARY! This time it’s prime Cannon-fodder Salkind-lite utter shite SUPERMAN...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Condorman

Creamguide(Films) is back! Back! BACK! for 2016 with a request from Robert Gillespie’s puppet lion – Disney’s live-action frippery from 1981: CONDORMAN....

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Box of Delights (3/3)

It’s CHRISTMAS! And here to tap and unwrap is the final instalment of Chris, Craig and Jack talking a load of hoary...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Box of Delights (2/3)

It’s the second part of three of six covering three and four with five and six to come in three. Once again...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Box of Delights (1/3)

It’s nearly Christmas! Count down the days to the Creamguide Double Issue with Creamguide(Films) in the varying heights and shapes of Chris,...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Lifeforce

Come back to the ’80s with Chris, Craig and Jack as they watch Tobe Hooper’s splendid dance of the space vampires LIFEFORCE....

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Five Doctors

To Creamguide(Films) would go, must choose above, between, below. Join Chris, Craig and Proper Fan Jack as they wallow in the majesty...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Alien3

It’s time to go back into space for an interstellar adventure – but unfortunately not INTERSTELLAR- with Creamguide(Films) as Chris, Craig and...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Prometheus

Back with even more shouting and in-jokes – and taking combination swearing to dangerous new levels – join Chris, Craig, Martin, Jack...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Ghostwatch

It’s time! IT’S TIME KIDS! Creamguide(Films) does Hallowe’en but doesn’t ‘do’ Halloween. Instead Chris, Craig and Jack have been watching, commenting on...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Superman III

Creamguide(Films): Rise of the Robots! It’s another instalment of swearing and getting Roshan Seth’s name wrong as Chris, Craig and Allan watch...

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Creamguide(Films) is back! Back! BACK! No longer confined to print – finding new ways to write different things about Day of the...

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The 50 Greatest Doctor Who Moments

Don’t worry. We know it’s all over now: Doctor Who’s 50th birthday celebrations. However, as a final bit of admin, here’s our...

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The 10 Greatest Doctor Who Moments

http://tvcream.podbean.com/mf/web/9x3faf/ep05.mp3 And so we reach the final instalment of TV Cream Countdown: The 50 Greatest Doctor Who Moments. You might, should your browser...

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The 20-11 Greatest Doctor Who Moments

http://tvcream.podbean.com/mf/web/si75i8/ep04.mp3 Today we release part four of TV Cream Countdown: The 50 Greatest Doctor Who Moments. You might, should your browser allow, be...

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