Everything in the Films A-Z!

0-9 are for… $ (or rather, ‘Dollars’, but, this being 1971, typographical tricksiness was in) 10 Rillington Place 1941 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 200 Motels 4 For Texas 49th Parallel, The 55 Days at Peking 84 Charing Cross Road A celebration of London and friendship gets off to a slow, stiff-upper-lipped start A is for… Abominable Dr Phibes, The Vincent Price is a disfigured doctor, out to off the surgeons who bungled his late wife’s operation in assorted arch manners based on the nine biblical plagues. Adding Machine, The Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The Adventures Of Barry McKenzie, The Adventures… films, The After Hours After the Fox Airport Airport ’77 Airport ’79: the Concorde Alex in Wonderland Alf Garnett Saga, The Alf’s Button Afloat Alfred the Great Alien Alien3 Aliens All at Sea All That Jazz All These Women Alphabet Murders, The Amazing Mr Blunden, The American Werewolf in London, An An Alligator Named Daisy And Soon the Darkness Angels One-Five Annie Hall Anniversary, The Apple, The April in Paris Arabesque Are You Being Served? Arthur 2: On the Rocks Asterix Films, The Asylum At the Circus A poor MGM Marx Brothers affair. Attack of the Crab Monsters Avengers, The B is for… Babes In Toyland Bachelor in Paradise Back to the Future: Part II Bad Seed, The Bad Timing Band Wagon, The Bank Shot Barbarella Barefoot Executive, The Barnum Barretts of Wimpole Street, The Barry Lyndon Batman Battle Beneath the Earth Battle Beyond the Stars Battle for the Planet of the Apes Battle Of The River Plate, The Battle of the Sexes If Being There was worth an Oscar, this deserves the Nobel Peace Prize Battlestar Galactica Bawdy Adventures of Tom Jones, The Beast Must Die, The Beast of Hollow Mountain, The Beau Brummell Bed-Sitting Room, The Bedazzled Being There Belles of St Trinian’s, The Bells of St Mary’s, The Ben-Hur Beneath the Planet of the Apes Best House in London, The Best of Benny Hill, The Best Seller Best Things in Life Are Free, The Betrayal Big Big Bus, The Big Circus, The Big Country, The Big Job, The Big Picture, The Big Sleep, The Big Town, The Big Trouble In Little China Big Wednesday Big Zapper Billion Dollar Brain Birds, The Black Hole, The Black Joy Black Knight, The Black Rider, The Black Scorpion, The Black Sunday Black Tent, The Blade Runner Blanche Fury Aloof, rouged and razor cheeked, a would-be heiress but instead reluctant makeshift Governess (Valerie Hobson) arrives at Claire estate to help run the show. Blind Fury Blindfold Blob, The Blood Beast Terror, The Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb Bloodhounds of Broadway Blue Lamp, The Body, The Bofors Gun, The Bonnie Prince Charlie Boom! Born to Boogie Bottoms Up! Boy and His Dog, A Boy Named Charlie Brown, A Boys From Brazil, The Brain, The The Franco-Italian brainchild of Dino de Laurentiiiiiiiiiis, wherein David Niven plays the criminal mastermind of a money train robbery carried out by Jean-Paul Belmondo and Bourvil Bramble Bush, The Breaking Glass Breaking of Bumbo, The Brewster McCloud Bridal Path, The Bridge at Remagen, The Bridge on the River Kwai, The Britannia Hospital Ever felt this country was a bit like a big, knackered, corrupt old NHS hospital? Top left-wing master of despair Lindsay Anderson has! Buddy Buddy Buddy’s Song Bugsy Malone Bunny Lake is Missing Burglar Burn Hollywood Burn: An Alan Smithee Film C is for… Cage Aux Folles, La Cagney and Lacey Calamity Jane Caligula Calling Bulldog Drummond Campbell’s Kingdom Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? Can You Keep It Up For a Week? Candidate, The Candy Canterbury Tale, A Caprice Captain Horatio Hornblower Captain Nemo and the Underwater City Captain Scarlett Caravan to Vaccares Card, The Carey Treatment, The Carlton-Browne of the FO Carnival of Souls Carrington VC Carry On – Don’t Lose Your Head Carry On Abroad HOT ZOOPS! Carry On Admiral Carry On Again, Doctor Carry On at Your Convenience Carry On Behind Carry On Cabby Let’s not pussyfoot about: the best of the Carry Ons. Carry On Camping Carry On Cleo Carry On Constable Carry On Cowboy Carry On Cruising Carry On Dick Carry On Doctor Carry On Emmanuelle Carry On England Carry On Girls Carry On Henry Carry On Jack Carry On London Carry On Loving Carry On Matron Carry On Nurse Carry On Pickpocket Carry On Regardless Carry On Screaming! Carry On Sergeant Carry On Sergeant Carry On Spying Carry On Teacher Carry On Up the Jungle Carry On Up the Khyber Carry On: Follow That Camel Cars That Ate Paris, The Carve Her Name with Pride Case of the Baltimore Girls, The Castaway Cat’s Eye Celine and Julie Go Boating Champagne for Caesar Charade Chariots Of Fire Charley Varrick Charlie Bubbles Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen Cheaper By The Dozen You have to feel sorry for men who became fathers of large families after 1950. They may well have fallen for the dream that family life is pertinently this idyllic, and this film is partly to blame for this seductive yet uneffusive notion. Christopher Columbus City Limits City of the Dead Clambake Clash of the Titans Cleopatra Clockwork Orange, A Cockleshell Heroes, The Cocktail Coma Comedians, The Comedy of Terrors, The Confessions from a Holiday Camp John Junkin accidentally writes “TITS” on a blackboard Confessions of a Driving Instructor Confessions of a Pop Performer Confessions of a Window Cleaner Conqueror, The Conquest of the Planet of the Apes Conspirator Continental Divide “I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BIG BALLS! AND I’M FROM CHICAGO!” I’M SORRY, WHAT? Conversation, The Cool Breeze Cool It Carol Cotton Club, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Countess Dracula Countess from Hong Kong, A Crack In The World Creatures the World Forgot Crime and Punishment, USA Crimes of Passion Crimes of Passion Critters Crocodile Dundee Crocodile Dundee II Crooks In Cloisters Cry in the Dark, A Crystal Voyager Cujo Cul-de-Sac Curse of the Pink Panther Curse of the Werewolf, The D is for… D-Day The Sixth of June Daleks: Invasion Earth 2150AD Dam Busters, The Damien – Omen II Damnation Alley Dangerous Afternoon Darby O’Gill and the Little People Date With a Dream, A Day at the Races, A Day of the Locust, The Day the Clown Cried, The Day the Earth Caught Fire, The Day to Remember, A Dead of Night Dead of Night Dead Zone, The Deadfall Deadlier Than The Male/Some Girls Do Deadly Bees, The Death Drums Along the River Death Line Death Race 2000 Death Warmed Up Deer Hunter, The Defiant Ones, The Demon Seed Demonoid, Messenger of Death Dentist On The Job Desert Fox, The Detective, The Devil Rides Out, The Devils, The Diamonds Are Forever Die Laughing Dirty Harry Divided Heart, The Doctor at Large Doctor at Sea Doctor in Clover Doctor in Distress Doctor in the House Doctor Terror’s Gallery of Horrors Doctor Terror’s House of Horrors Doctor Terror’s House of Horrors Doctor’s Dilemma, The Don’s Party On election night, when Australia finally hopes to wave goodbye to twenty years of Conservative Ozzy rule, Socialist optimist Don decides to throw a party. Don’t Just Lie There, Say Something! Doomwatch Double Dynamite Down Among the Z Men Down and Out in Beverly Hills Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde Dr Phibes Rises Again Dr. Who and the Daleks Dracula – Prince of Darkness Dracula Has Risen from the Grave Dragonslayer Dreamchild Dressed to Kill Dry Rot Duck Soup Dumbo Dune Any film that tries to imbue the line, “I am the Shadout Mapes…[dramatic Pinteresque pause]…the housekeeper!” with meaning doesn’t really deserve to be taken seriously on any level. E is for… Earth Girls Are Easy Earth vs. the Flying Saucers Easter Parade Easy Rider Edward, My Son Electra Glide in Blue Elvis – the Movie Emmanuelle Enemy Mine Engagement, The Ernest Goes to Camp Escape from New York Escape from the Planet of the Apes Escape to Victory Eskimo Nell Eskimo Nell stands head and shoulders over its tit-‘n’-bum cousins. Every Home Should Have One Marty Feldman’s wardrobe supplied by Mr Fish. Every Which Way But Loose Evil Roy Slade Evil Under the Sun Eye of the Devil Eye of the Needle Eyewitness F is for… Fahrenheit 451 Fall of the House of Usher, The Fall of the Roman Empire, The Falling Down Falling in Love Fame Fandango Fanny Hill Fantastic Argoman Fantastic Voyage Fatal Beauty Fathom Ill-fated attempt at creating a sort of amphibious counterpart to Modesty Blaise Fellini’s Casanova Fellini’s Roma Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Fiend, The Fiendish Plot of Dr Fu Manchu, The Film on Four: First Love At the risk of exploding the sitting-on-the-fence-o-meter, we have to say it was, ahem, a bit of a mixed bag, all told. Final Conflict: Omen III Final Countdown, The Final Programme, The Maverick pop-art fantasy director Robert Fuest is let loose on Michael Moorcock’s time-tripping novel of swinging psychosexual splother. Firefox First Men in the Moon Fish Called Wanda, A Fistful of Dynamite, A Five Weeks in a Balloon Flame Slade were the Daddies of the glam scene (just as Mud were the HP), so it’s only fitting their sole cinematic foray lords it over the rest. Flash Gordon Flight of the Navigator Flood! Flowers in the Attic Follow that Dream Footloose For Better, For Worse For Pete’s Sake For The Love of Ada For Whom the Bell Tolls Forbidden Planet Force 10 from Navarone Foreman Went to France, The Fortune Cookie, The Foul Play Four Feathers, The Fox, The Frankenstein Created Woman Frankenstein Must be Destroyed Frankie and Johnny Freebie and the Bean French Connection II: Pharmaceutical Boogaloo French Connection, The French Lieutenant’s Woman, The French Line, The From Beyond the Grave Dumped by EC, Amicus buy up the stories of esteemed horror scribe Ronald Chetwynd-Hayes, and create their masterpiece. From Here to Eternity From Russia With Love From the Earth to the Moon From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler Front Page, The Full Metal Jacket Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, A Futureworld G is for… Gambit Gandhi Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight, The Genevieve Genghis Khan Geordie George and Mildred Georgy Girl Geronimo Get Carter Getaway, The Ghost Story Ghostbusters Ghostbusters II Ghoul, The Giant Gideon of Scotland Yard Gift for Heidi, A Gilda Gimme Shelter Girl Can’t Help It, The Girl on a Motorcycle Glastonbury Fayre Go to Blazes Go West Go-Between, The Godspell Golden Disc, The Golden Rendezvous Good Companions, The Good Morning, Vietnam Goodfellas Goonies, The Gorgo Gorilla, The Grand Prix Grass Is Greener, The Great Race, The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery, The Great Waldo Pepper, The Greek Tycoon, The Green for Danger Green Man, The Green Slime, The Gregory’s Girl Greystoke: the Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes Groundstar Conspiracy, The Guide for the Married Man, A Guinea Pig, The Gulliver’s Travels Gumball Rally, The Guns of Navarone, The H is for… Hail! Hail! Rock ‘n’ Roll! Halloween III: Season of the Witch Hands of the Ripper Hannibal Brooks Hanover Street Hanussen Happiest Days of Your Life, The Happy Days Happy Ever After Hard Day’s Night, A Hardcore Harder They Come , The Harlequin Harold and Maude Harrad Experiment, The Haunted Honeymoon Head Heaven’s Gate Hec Ramsey Hell Below Zero Heller in Pink Tights Hello, Dolly! Hellzapoppin’ Henry VIII and His Six Wives High Anxiety Hill’s Angels Hill, The Hindenburg, The Hoffman Holiday On The Buses Holocaust 2000 Honeymoon Machine, The Honky Tonk Freeway Hoppity Goes To Town Horror Express Horror of Frankenstein, The Horse Feathers Horse’s Mouth, The Hot Millions There are few things on this blowsy Earth as good as an on-form Peter Ustinov film, and this computerised caper comedy’s as good as they get. Hot Rock, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The House on Straw Hill House That Dripped Blood, The Housekeeping How I Won The War How To Beat The High Co$t Of Living How to Marry a Millionaire How To Murder Your Wife How to Steal a Million Howling, The Human Factor, The I is for… I Love You, Alice B Toklas! I Only Arsked I Was Monty’s Double I, Monster Ice Cold in Alex Ice Pirates, The Ice Station Zebra Idaho Transfer Impact In God We Tru$t Inchon Incredible Journey, The Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Initiation of Sarah, The Inn of the Sixth Happiness, The Inspector Calls, An Inspector Clouseau Intelligence Men, The Invasion of the Bodysnatchers Invasion Quartet Ipcress File, The Iron Maiden, The Isadora Ishtar Island at the Top of the World, The Island Of Terror It’s Always Fair Weather It’s a Grand Life It’s Great To Be Young!

J is for… Jason and the Argonauts Jassy Jaws Jaws 2 Jaws 3-D (call it by the name you gave it, Hollywood!) Jerk, The Jewel of the Nile, The Journey to the Centre of the Earth Jubilee Judgement at Nuremberg Juggernaut Jules Verne’s Rocket to the Moon Jumpin’ Jack Flash Jumping for Joy Jungle 2 Jungle K is for… Karate Kid, Part III, The Keep, The Kidnapped Killer Shrews, The Killing Moon, The King Kong King Kong Lives King of Comedy, The Kiss Me, Stupid Krull L is for… Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains Lady in the Lake Lady L Lady Vanishes, The Ladyhawke Ladykillers, The Land That Time Forgot, The Las Vegas Roundabout Last Chase, The Last Emperor, The Last Picture Show, The Last Remake of Beau Geste, The Last Starfighter, The League of Gentlemen, The Left Hand of God, The Left, Right and Centre Legal Eagles Legend of 1900, The Legend of the Werewolf Leonard Part 6 Bill Cosby + millions = funny! Er, well… Liberace Life With The Lyons/The Lyons In Paris Lifeboat Likely Lads, The Lion Has Wings, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, The Liquidator, The List of Adrian Messenger, The Lodger, The Logan’s Run London Long Good Friday, The Longest Day, The Looker Lorna Doone Lost Boys, The Love at First Bite Love at First Bite Love is a Many-Splendoured Thing Love Leads the Way Love Me or Leave Me Loved One, The Loving You M is for… MacArthur Madwoman of Chaillot, The Magic Christian, The A GREAT big, sprawling, ill-disciplined countercultural satire adapted by Terry Southern and Joe McGrath from Southern’s own novel, this is possibly the prime exponent of that genre’s disjointed vignette approach to storytelling. Magic Garden Of Stanley Sweetheart, The ‘Coming Of Age’ dramas about young men seeking their identity in the dying days of the sexual revolution were pretty much ten a penny (or, if you will, ‘dime’) during the late sixties Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins, The Look out chaps, it’s one of those portmanteau comedy jobbies. Malcolm Man About the House Man Between, The Man for All Seasons, A Man in Grey, The Man in the Moon Man in the White Suit, The Man Who Haunted Himself, The Man Who Never Was, The Man with Two Brains, The Marriage on the Rocks Master of the World Matter of Life and Death, A Me And Him Memoirs of a Survivor Meteor Midnight Cowboy Midnight Express Misfits, The Missing Link Mission, The Mister Buddwing Moby Dick Modesty Blaise A swinging spadeful of downbeat camp fun, if such a thing is possible. Monique Monkey Business Monster Club, The Monty Python and the Holy Grail Monty Python’s Life of Brian Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life Morgan: A Suitable Case For Treatment Mother, Jugs and Speed Mouse on the Moon, The Move Over, Darling Mr Forbush And The Penguins Mrs Brown, You’ve Got A Lovely Daughter Mrs Miniver Munsters’ Revenge, The Music Man, The Mutiny on the Bounty Mutiny on the Buses My Favourite Brunette My Favourite Wife N is for… National Lampoon’s European Vacation National Lampoon’s Movie Madness National Lampoon’s Vacation Network Never Say Never Again Never Too Young To Rock The best movie release of glam rock’s annus mirrorballis of 1975 was this delirious sci-fi oddity. New Adventures Of Pippi Longstocking, The New York, New York Night at the Opera, A Night of the Comet Night of the Demon Night of the Eagle Night Of The Following Day, The Night to Remember, A Night Train To Murder Night Train To Terror Nineteen Eighty-Four Ninth Configuration, The No Blade Of Grass No Highway No Sex Please – We’re British No Way Out No.1 of the Secret Service North By Northwest Nosferatu Not Now Darling/Comrade STAGE FARCE-derived punt at a ‘racier’ rival to the Carry On series with ironically appropriate umbrella title Nothing But The Best Nurse On Wheels O is for… Octopussy Odd Couple, The Odd Man Out Ode to Billy Joe Odessa File, The Oh, Mr. Porter! OK Connery Old Gringo Omega Man, The Omen, The On the Buses Once Upon a Time in America One of Our Aircraft Is Missing Ooh… You Are Awful Orca Our Man Flint With astonishing rapidity, not to mention alarming ferocity, Hollywood took the release of Dr No as the starting pistol to a silly spy spoof celluloid race to out-Bond Bond himself. Our Mother’s House Out of the Clouds Outback Outland Outlaw Blues Overlanders, The Oz P is for… Pale Rider Paleface, The Paradine Case, The Parallax View, The Passage To India, A Passport to Pimlico Password is Courage, The Paths of Glory Penelope Perfect Friday Phantom of the Paradise Phase IV Piccadilly Pied Piper, The The Cosmic Wheels really were coming off Donovan’s wagon by the early seventies. Pillow Talk Pink Panther Strikes Again, The Pink Panther, The Play Dirty Please Sir! 5C’s well-meaning and liberal form teacher has his work cut out convincing senior teaching staff that his form won’t cock around too much in rural Woodbridge. Police Academy Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Police Academy 3: Back in Training Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Poltergeist Popeye Postman Always Rings Twice, The President’s Analyst, The Prime Cut Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, The Primitive London Roughly equivalent to two dozen editions of Man Alive chopped into bits and then reassembled at random. Privilege Prizzi’s Honor Project ALF Psychomania Pulse Punch and Judy Man, The Punchline Q is for… Quatermass and the Pit Quiet Earth, The Quiet Man, The Quo Vadis R is for… Radio Days Raiders of the Lost Ark Raising Arizona Raising The Wind Raven, The Razorback Remember Me This Way Rentadick Replusion Return from Witch Mountain Return of the Musketeers, The Return of the World’s Greatest Detective, The Revenge of Frankenstein, The Revenge of the Pink Panther Ring of Bright Water Gentle tale of one man’s psychologically questionable close tie with an otter set in the backdrop of a swoonsome Scottish village. Rio Bravo Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer, The 1970, and voters face an unedifying choice between a tired old Labour government and a slightly prannyish Tory challenger in a political climate that’s fast becoming 99% froth. Rising Damp Rites Of Summer Road Builder, The Road to Bali Road to Hong Kong, The Road to Morocco Road to Rio Road to Singapore Road to Utopia Road to Zanzibar Rockford Files, The Rocking Horse Winner, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Rocky IV Romancing the Stone Romeo and Juliet Ruling Class, The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming!, The Ruthless People S is for… Sailor Beware! Salt And Pepper/One More Time The spy spoof genre’s all about cinematic in-japery and self-indulgence, so how could it be complete without a visit from the Rat Pack? Santa Claus: The Movie Satanic Rites of Dracula, The Saturday Morning Serials They entertained a generation of snot-fuelled youngsters in post-war fleapits, and subsequent generations via the medium of summer holiday telly. Saturn 3 Satyricon Savage Messiah Scapegoat, The Scarlet Pimpernel, The School Daze School for Randle School for Scoundrels Screamtime Sea Wife Second-best Secret Agent In The World, The Seconds A mysterious private organisation promises luckless bankrupts and failures a completely new physical identity. Secret Ceremony Secret of My Success, The Secrets Of Sex Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band When Ben Elton revealed to the world he’d created a rock muscial by taking loads of Queen songs, sticking them together and doing little plot holes round the edges, good folk recoiled in horror. Seven Hills Of Rome Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, The Shalako She’ll Have To Go Sheriff of Fractured Jaw, The Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear Sherlock Holmes and the Scarlet Claw Sherlock Holmes and the Spider Woman Sherlock Holmes Faces Death Sherlock Holmes in New York Sherlock Holmes in Washington Shock Treatment Richard O’Brien’s minimalist pseudo-sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1976) stuck Brad and Janet in a world of small town domestic strife. Shout, The A strange premise for a horror film. What can be scary about a shout? Side By Side Signpost to Murder Silencers, The Silver Dream Racer Silverado Simon and Laura Long before celebrity reality TV existed, the 50s saw a neat film idea in the form of following a celebrity couple as they go about their daily lives… Sink the Bismarck! Sir Henry At Rawlinson End Sitting Target Skidoo Skin Deep Sky’s the Limit, The Sleeping Dogs Slipper and the Rose, The Smallest Show on Earth, The Smash Palace Smashing Time Smurfs And The Magic Flute, The FATHER ABRAHAM-predating joust for international recognition Solaris Someone To Watch Over Me Something Wild Somewhere… films, The Son Of Dracula Sons and Lovers Soylent Green Spaceballs Spartacus Spellbound St Valentine’s Day Massacre, The Stardust Starman Statue, The Steptoe And Son Steptoe and Son Ride Again Steptoe And Son Ride Again Stop, You’re Killing Me Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men , The Stunt Man, The The smartarse Hollywood blockbuster you don’t want to punch in the teeth. Suddenly Sunday, Bloody Sunday Sundowners, The Superman II Superman III Survivor, The Sweeney 2 Sweeney! Sweet Charity Swimmer, The Sword and the Rose, The Sword in the Stone, The Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight System, The T is for… Take An Easy Ride Take Me High Taking of Pelham One Two Three, The Tales From The Crypt Tales Of Beatrix Potter Tales of Terror Tales That Witness Madness Taras Bulba Tarka the Otter Taste of Honey, A Terminal Man, The Terminator, The Terror That’ll Be The Day That’s Your Funeral The Legend of Hell House Theatre of Blood There’s a Girl In My Soup There’s No Business Like Showbusiness They Came to Rob Las Vegas They Live They’re A Weird Mob Thieves Thirty-Nine Steps, The Thirty-Nine Steps, The (Big Ben edition!) This, That And The Other! Thomas Crown Affair, The Thoroughly Modern Millie “Goodbye, old frying pan…” Three Faces of Eve, The Three Men and a Baby Three Musketeers, The Three Musketeers, The Three Stooges, The Nyuk, nyuk, and indeed, nyuk. Thumbelina Thunderbird 6 Tiffany Jones The ‘highlight’ in this fiercely unmemorable mess is a scantily-clad Hempel being captured by a gang of Marxist chefs and whipped with strands of spaghetti. Till Death Us Do Part Time After Time Time Bandits Time Lock Time Machine, The To Hell and Back To Live and Die in LA To See Such Fun To Sir, with Love Tommy Tommy Steele Story, The Too Many Crooks Top Gun Topkapi Torture Garden Track 29 Trading Places Trail of the Pink Panther Transylvania Twist Trap, The Trilogy Of Terror Tron Trouble With Harry, The Turkey Shoot Twice Round The Daffodils Twice-told Tales Twilight Zone: The Movie Twinky Two-Way Stretch U is for… Ultimate Warrior, The Uncanny, The Under The Cherry Moon Underwater! Universal Soldier Unsinkable Molly Brown, The Up Pompeii It may sound tame with a Latin name, but – oooooOOOOOOOoooooh! Up the Down Staircase Up the Sandbox Ups and Downs of a Handyman Used Cars Utu V is for… Vampire Circus Vault of Horror This Amicus portmanteau is crap. Everyone says so… Verdict, The Veronika Voss Vibes Cyndi Lauper is a – cough – ‘Small Medium at Large’ Vice Versa Video Nasties This will be your cue to go immediately home and watch Brief Encounter. VIPs, The Viva Maria! Viva Max! W is for… Warner Brothers Cartoons Watch Your Stern! Water Way Ahead, The We’re Not Married Went The Day Well? What A Carry On! What A Carve Up! What a Whopper! What’s New, Pussycat? Where Have All the People Gone? Where the Spies Are Where Were You When the Lights Went Out? Where’s Jack? Where’s Willie? Whirlpool Whistle Down the Wind Who Dares Wins Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe? Who’s Minding the Mint? Who’s That Girl? Wicked Lady, The Wicker Man, The We’ll divide the acting honours equally between Lee’s languid lord and Woodward’s uptight Christian copper (sorry, Britt), Wild Rovers Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? Willow Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Wind and the Lion, The Wise Blood Witchfinder General Witness Woman in Green, The Woman In Red, The Wombling Free Wonderful Life Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm, The Wonderwall Work Is A Four-letter Word Cilla Black pushes a pram full of magic mushrooms round an exploding power station. World of Suzie Wong, The Wrong Arm of the Law, The Wrong Box, The X is for… Xanadu Xtro If Denis Norden walked in with a clipboard after each grisly death and announced that our next gorefest involves Peter Sellers in a lift, no-one would bat an eyelid. Y is for… Yellow Rolls-Royce, The Yellow Submarine You’re a Big Boy Now Young Ones, The Z is for… Zabriskie Point Zeta One Zulu Zulu Dawn