The ugliest shoes of all time

Clogs, Crocs, furry slippers and plastic boots, the unpretty shoes people cannot stop wearing.

Adding a designer label and some embellishments to Crocs still doesn't make them an acceptable shoe for public consumption. As Vogue UK wrote of Christopher Kane's new floral crocs made for his 10-year anniversary, "They have nostril-like pores, and an upturned snout." Hmm. Photo: Christopher Kane
Want a puppy but can't commit to keeping something alive? Invest in these Gucci goat fur slippers that for $2065 that you can cuddle and wear without worrying the RSPCA. Photo: Net-A-Porter.com
Reasonable 25,154 Helen Mirren is a queen (on and off screen). Comfortable Crocs...in public. Photo: NBC
Rihanna was recruited by Puma to create a diffusion line for the sportswear brand. The result was a pair of $100 smooth Masseur slip ons with left over Muppets stuck on top. Photo: Supplied
Kim Kardashian in Yeezy Season 4 shower curtain shoes. Photo: Alo Ceballos
Gucci has discovered clogs. Be afraid. Photo: Net-A-Porter
Do you always find yourself making a mess in the kitchen? Don these Givenchy bad boys that will act as sponge for your feet when the food you're cooking slops off the bench. Photo: MatchesFashion.com
Kim Kardashian's legs look like the lounge chair in the "good room". Photo: Raymond Hall
The uniform for dashing out to the 7-Eleven at 10.30pm on a Tuesday night for tampons and a Frozen Coke has finally received the recognition it deserves after fashion stylist David Duval wore Birkenstocks with socks to Paris Fashion Week. Photo: Kirstin Sinclair
Balenciaga's thigh high boots took the contents of an entire Spotlight factory to make. Photo: Catwalking
The Crocs 'Foam', which were made in collaboration with Balenciaga and shown at Paris Fashion Week. Photo: Instagram