We all know that Pinterest users don't really crave actual breathing social contact – they prefer to sit alone, waiting for death, in a room that smells of guinea pig bedding, pinning endless photos of Audrey Hepburn to a virtual scrapbook

The Moonlight and La La Land debacle works beautifully as an allegory for the last 50 years of cinema. It's like a short film you might see at the Turner Prize exhibition