Horoscopes by Oscar Cainer
Thought for the day 5 May 2017
What change would you make if you felt anything were possible? What adjustments would you initiate, and how would you go about making them? Mars, the planet of energy and action, is making two decisive semi-square angles over the coming days. Today, it links to Mercury, invigorating our ideas and setting plans in motion. Over the weekend, it aspects Uranus, bringing the urge to shake things up and rebel. But this is no James Dean situation - the Sun's link to Jupiter today suggests you've actually got just cause!
To understand what makes you tick and what the future holds you need a full personal horoscope report. Why are you what you are like? What's going to happen in the future? You can improve your life with an amazingly accurate personal horoscope reading now!
Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Here's an old joke: 'Waiter waiter, there's a fly in my soup!', 'Not so loud, sir, or everyone will want one!' This weekend, life is cooking up an exciting, nourishing, hot bowl of goodness. But it might not exactly meet your expectations. Don't be blinded because of an uninvited irritant floating on the surface. Instead of kicking up a fuss, you can simply and easily deal with the issue yourself. If you try hard enough, you might even find that it's nourishing! What seems like a problem now, may turn out to be a privilege. And there's so much more to your story... change your life for the better and get an in-depth personal reading now!
Pisces
Feb 20 - Mar 20
Some people return from a coma full of tales about lights and angels. Many go into detail about conversations they've had, and people they've met. For them, there's no doubt. After death, existence is different - but it is still definitely existence. 'What rubbish,' others say. 'That's all a fantasy - as is religion. When we die, we die. End of story.' What's true? Who cares? What matters is that right here, right now, life means all that it can mean. The Sun's influence brings the chance to rise higher and make your heart deeper. To understand what makes you tick and what the future holds you need a full personal horoscope report. Improve your life with an amazingly accurate personal horoscope reading now!
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 20
Mark Twain wrote: 'Never argue with stupid people, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience'. Honestly, he did. What do you mean there's no evidence of him writing it? Well he might have said it. And even if he didn't, it's the kind of thing he could have said. And what point is that? There are some arguments that aren't worth winning... and some perspectives that don't deserve exploration. You'll have a wonderful weekend if you don't allow yourself to be derailed by belligerence. And there's so much more to your story... change your life for the better and get an in-depth personal reading now!
Taurus
Apr 21 - May 21
We find out the hard way what happens when we fail to take reality into account whilst fostering expectations. It's not just finances that require us to be careful; we have emotional investments too. But, actually, there are times when true wisdom urges us to take certain small, calculated risks. Over the next few days, recent adventures can begin to pay off. With Mars' activity, you may be conscious of your vulnerability and insecurity. But you'll soon have reason to feel a lot safer and much more relaxed. To understand what makes you tick and what the future holds you need a full personal horoscope report. Improve your life with an amazingly accurate personal horoscope reading now!
Gemini
May 22 - June 22
Yesterday, we talked about reaching out for assistance. Asking for help is not a sign of weakness. The reason we became the dominant species is not down to a few individuals who made it on their own. It's because we recognised, early in our evolution, that working together was more effective than attempting to survive on our own. And speaking of evolution, there's a chance for you to make progress in an area of life that's crying out for reform. Remember: there's strength in numbers! And there's so much more to your story... change your life for the better and get an in-depth personal reading now!
Cancer
Jun 23 - Jul 23
With the Sun's link to Jupiter, you're overwhelmed by people who need taking care of. There are so many souls to be saved, damsels and 'man'-sels to be rescued. Surely, they can't all be relying on you? Even if your white charger is tireless, even if you strive day and night to be heroic, you can't solve everything for everyone. And there's another issue now: who's looking after you? It's time to let someone help. Why balk at this idea? It's the least you deserve after all you've done on behalf of others lately. To understand what makes you tick and what the future holds you need a full personal horoscope report. Improve your life with an amazingly accurate personal horoscope reading now!
Leo
Jul 24 - Aug 23
Yesterday, we spoke about faith. But perhaps 'trust' is a more pertinent word. You're being asked to place yours in someone. In times like these, with so much on our plates, we are well advised to consider the people involved in complex situations as much as the situations themselves. The best person for the job is not always the one with all the immediate answers, but the one who's judgement has proved trustworthy. If that's who requires your backing, perhaps they deserve the benefit of any doubt. And there's so much more to your story... change your life for the better and get an in-depth personal reading now!
Virgo
Aug 24 - Sep 23
So many bills to be paid. So many obligations to honour. On top of these essentials, there are many other requests, all dressed up as demands. What's the best way to get something out of someone when they don't want to give it? Make them think they must! Unscrupulous companies do it to us when they want to levy unfair charges. We do it to one another emotionally, when we're trying to coax compliance from our loved ones. But as the Sun links with Jupiter, there's a point past which you needn't be pushed. To understand what makes you tick and what the future holds you need a full personal horoscope report. Improve your life with an amazingly accurate personal horoscope reading now!
Libra
Sep 24 - Oct 23
When Tarzan swings through the canopy, he hasn't time to second guess which vine to swing on. If he doesn't reach out, confidently, at the earliest opportunity, he'll find himself heading backwards. Worse still, as he swings forward again, he won't swing as far, and the best vegetation for progress will be out of reach. It's enough to make anyone pound their chest and holler in frustration! This weekend, don't get stranded in a psychological jungle. Channel your inner Tarzan and take a confident swing. And there's so much more to your story... change your life for the better and get an in-depth personal reading now!
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
Some people are very persuasive. They can talk almost anyone into almost anything. They can also talk themselves into all sorts of daft ideas. After all, the best way to convince anyone is to convince yourself first. But enthusiasm, no matter how sincere or well expressed, is not proof of the veracity of any particular concept or assertion. With Mercury tensely linking to your ruler Mars, no matter how keen you may be to believe something (or someone) this weekend, it might be wise to check a few facts. To understand what makes you tick and what the future holds you need a full personal horoscope report. Improve your life with an amazingly accurate personal horoscope reading now!
Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
In Premier League football, when all the players are injury-free and playing well, it's said to be a manager's 'selection headache'. Yet it's also the kind of headache most managers would love to have. Well, you know how excited I was about your outlook yesterday? I just need to point out that the wonderful ointment you're being offered is not entirely devoid of flies. Don't let a small and irritating imperfection spoil this opportunity. With the right attitude, and a simple manoeuvre, you can pull off something wonderful. And there's so much more to your story... change your life for the better and get an in-depth personal reading now!
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
The Old Testament contains a wonderful tale about the judgement of King Solomon. When called upon to preside over a trial involving one woman who accused another of having stolen her baby, the wise king said, 'We can soon sort this out. Let's slice the child down the middle and you can have half each.' The facial reactions of the two women immediately told him which was the actual mother. With the Sun's testing link to wise Jupiter today, an assertion is being made. You may need to trial it in a similar way. To understand what makes you tick and what the future holds you need a full personal horoscope report. Improve your life with an amazingly accurate personal horoscope reading now!
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