Woman confronts her cheating boyfriend, then orders coffee before really laying into him
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Eavesdropping on the conversation of strangers is usually pretty boring, but one woman in hit the jackpot.
Ashe Dryden was eating lunch at a restaurant Monday when the woman two tables over began confronting her longtime partner because he’d apparently been cheating on her with a friend. She immediately recognized the drama she had on her hands and began live tweeting it for all to see:
omg the woman next to me just confronted the man with her because she found out he’s been seeing her while in another long-term relationship
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
she is not having it lol
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
y’all she found out because his girlfriend called her 😂
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
The accused definitely started to get restless under all the pressure, and at the same time the tweets about his behavior really picked up viral steam.
The guy is nervously shaking his leg and can’t look at her while she calmly eats her food and lays into him 😂
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
I haven’t heard him saying anything but stuttered sentence fragments and animal-in-pain noises and shes like pic.twitter.com/hjJDEn9cQr
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
And that's when things went from good to great. You'd think you might be in a hurry to get that kind of fight over with and go on with your life — but no! The woman in question settled in for dessert and coffee.
Waiter: are you two thinking about dessert?
Him: no
Her: (to him) are you joking rn? (To waiter) yes, a cappuccino and chocolate cake— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
That's when she really started calling him out on his very bad life choices.
Her: I can’t believe I wasted my vacation days on you
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
She’s like… not even mad? She’s cracking up at this guy as he realizes his whole personal life is now 🚮
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Her: you’re like, offended by the fact that I found out. What did you think was gonna happen?
Him: I don’t know, okay, I don’t know.— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Finally the coffee comes and the killer closing act begins!
Her: no, look at me. Actually you know what, don’t look at me. You’re trying to make this about your feelings, I can see it in your reaction
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Cappuccino has arrived!
Her: you actually just said the words “you need to stay” to me. You said that. Do you hear yourself?— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Her: This is gonna sound mean, but I’m gonna find someone new right away and be happy while you’ll still be a cheating loser
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Her: I don’t feel guilty at all.
Him: I’m very comfortable with who I am. I’m not a bad guy.
She’s just staring at him— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
(Of course his name is Brad.)
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Brad! Brad. What were you thinking, Brad? There's plenty more she had to say, and you should read the whole thread if you want to follow along in detail. But the bottom line is that this woman knows what's what, and she is going to be absolutely fine without Brad.
Her: but look at me: I’m fine. I’m going out tonight and gonna do body shots. I’m tired of you but I’m fine.
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
In the end, he said he had to go and the pair walked out together. There's no way this is the end of this particular soap opera, but at least we got a glimpse into this particularly compelling episode.
