Invariably what it feels like to get back on Twitter after a few days offpic.twitter.com/GKkHuvcjVk

Me laughing with a face mask on..pic.twitter.com/Z3yBeskKC6

We only rate dogs. This is quite clearly a smol broken polar bear. We'd appreciate if you only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10pic.twitter.com/g2nSyGenG9

Get this Tennessee sprinter some cleats. pic.twitter.com/1gBtpxle0a

Elon Musk says we're only 2 years from being able to nap in self-driving cars http://on.mash.to/2oWAwE0 pic.twitter.com/Yob6HyaXnK

Happy birthday daddy! From your two favorite girls!! We love u so,so much x X kisses from mummy and Harper xpic.twitter.com/9tyNeRvGNU

If we held 1 minute of silence for every victim of the Holocaust then we would be silent for eleven and a half years.pic.twitter.com/IVhMqN3U3l

I know you’ve been waiting and I’m delighted to announce my new single ‘Slow Hands’ will be out 4th May ! can’t wait for you all to hear itpic.twitter.com/TPVUv150OF

The Trump administration is ending Michelle Obama's "Let Girls Learn" education program http://cnn.it/2p1mBgV pic.twitter.com/5pjI948sQ1

This new robotic drill can do a complicated cranial surgery 50 times faster than standard procedures http://cnn.it/2p2Q2iP pic.twitter.com/IiE2JBXkDq

Launch and landing of the NRO spy satellite was good. Tough call, as high altitude wind shear was at 98.6% of the theoretical load limit.pic.twitter.com/nBzBMNdjBp

Jürgen finding the right words while the rest of us are still speechless. pic.twitter.com/NLYG2Eruan

Nineteen years ago today, "He Got Game" debuted, and the world met Jake and Jesus Shuttlesworth. [Credit: Getty Images]pic.twitter.com/xPg7Oqp1ky

.@CillizzaCNN: Don't look now but the Republican health care bill is in trouble again. Again. http://cnn.it/2p2U4rt pic.twitter.com/pM6JIqk608

I was getting tired so I laid down on the stairs!!! #METGALApic.twitter.com/VvIePzdpPG

BREAKING: WGA, AMPTP closing in on a deal, averting threat of a strike, sources tell Variety http://bit.ly/2oRVwka pic.twitter.com/aZspg2gE28

Thank you for making #MarioKart 8 Deluxe the fastest selling Mario Kart game in the franchise’s 25 year history!pic.twitter.com/HkjWqL8f5Q

Almost every day between the summer of 1959 and the end of 1961—Sonny Rollins practiced atop the Williamsburg Bridge http://nyer.cm/WKgt4lR pic.twitter.com/YLGdNKPuX9

Both men were willing to put their bodies on the line as @WWERomanReigns and @BraunStrowman battled in the main event of #WWEPayback!pic.twitter.com/HJDVs7KxG2

Supreme Court clears the way for cities, including L.A., to sue banks over foreclosure crisis http://lat.ms/2qyc8db pic.twitter.com/9xLzv7SB7R

*When you're confident about how life is going, then life throws you a curveball* pic.twitter.com/E9twLHA8RM