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Catalina: A New Kind of Superhero (2009)

Actors: Robert J. Goodwin (actor), Robert J. Goodwin (actor), Robert J. Goodwin (actor), Robert J. Goodwin (actor), George McCluskey (actor), Paul Newbery (actor), Khieng Ly (composer), Anthony James Berowne (actor), Waleed Khalid (actor), Kenneth D. Barker (director), Jeremy Tiang (actor), Kenneth D. Barker (producer), Kenneth D. Barker (writer), Jennifer Jordan (actress), Nathan Lubbock-Smith (actor),

Plot: Thrixium is the most powerful substance in the known universe. War-monger General Killgarth the Negative seeks Thrixium to power a Meta-Weapon capable of planetary destruction. A trap is laid for Killgarth; he is caught and sentenced to life imprisonment on Tiebous a pre-historic planet. Whilst on route to Tiebous the prison ship carrying Killgarth is intercepted by members of his violent horde and destroyed. An escape pod from the prison ship crash lands on Earth, Killgarth is thrown clear leaving the pilot fatally wounded inside. Meanwhile; Ben Gerick the rising star at a major city law firm keeps a secret. By day he wears smart business suits, but at home he dresses in women's clothing to take on a new persona...that of Catalina. Deciding to make his first appearance in public as Catalina, Ben witnesses the escape pod crash land. Moments before dying from his injuries the Escape Pod Pilot thrusts the real Thrixium orb into Catalina/Ben's chest thus imbuing him with incredible super powers. Soon General Killgarth the Negative realises he is in possession of a fake Thrixium orb and embarks on a vengeful journey to find Catalina...

Keywords: alien, cyborg, spaceship, starship, stilleto, superhero, transvestite
Genres: Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Discover A Superhero This year...there is one superhero who will be wearing pink

Eternal Fist (1992)

Actors: Nick Nicholson (actor), Jaime Fabregas (composer), Jim Gaines (actor), Cynthia Khan (actress), Teddy Page (director), Ned Hourani (actor), David Hunt (producer), Alina Borkowski (actress), Dale Cook (actor), Andy Andico (producer), Anjantre Hunt (producer), Rudi Polt (actor), Sam Green (miscellaneous crew), Vivian Andico (producer), Greg Douglass (actor),

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,

Eternal Fist (1992)

Actors: Nick Nicholson (actor), Jaime Fabregas (composer), Jim Gaines (actor), Cynthia Khan (actress), Teddy Page (director), Ned Hourani (actor), David Hunt (producer), Alina Borkowski (actress), Dale Cook (actor), Andy Andico (producer), Anjantre Hunt (producer), Rudi Polt (actor), Sam Green (miscellaneous crew), Vivian Andico (producer), Greg Douglass (actor),

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,

Eternal Fist (1992)

Actors: Nick Nicholson (actor), Jaime Fabregas (composer), Jim Gaines (actor), Cynthia Khan (actress), Teddy Page (director), Ned Hourani (actor), David Hunt (producer), Alina Borkowski (actress), Dale Cook (actor), Andy Andico (producer), Anjantre Hunt (producer), Rudi Polt (actor), Sam Green (miscellaneous crew), Vivian Andico (producer), Greg Douglass (actor),

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,

G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)

Actors: Peter Cullen (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Charles Adler (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Jackson Beck (actor), Gregg Berger (actor), Earl Boen (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Jack Angel (actor), Corey Burton (actor), William Callaway (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Brian Cummings (actor),

Plot: Time and time again, Cobra has been on the threshhold of global domination, only to be thwarted by the Joes. Now the ruthless terrorist organization has a new ally, the Cobra-La race, led by Golobulus. Golobulus wants to steal the Joes' "Broadcast Energy Transmitter" in order to ripen space spores and mutate the people of Earth. When Duke is injured and the rest of the force immobilized, it's up to the new "rawhides" and Slaughter's Marauders to pick up the slack and save the world

Keywords: 2d-animation, action-hero, action-violence, apocalypse, armed-forces, army, based-on-toy, based-on-tv-series, battle, battlefield
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Lt. Falcon: [Klaxon blaring] Oh no! No! Oh boy, you really are bad luck.::Jinx: Hey, you're no rabbit's foot yourself.::General Hawk: Falcon! Take a good look at what your irresponsibility cost us because you *deserted* your post: an enemy force was able to penetrate security, free Serpentor and injure three good men. You're confined to quarters until court-martial! Get him out of my sight!

Beach-head: You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lt. Falcon?::Jinx: Terrific question!::Big Lob: Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff.::Tunnel Rat: I think he had a date or something.

Pythona: Prepare for eternity!

Sgt. Slaughter: When I'm through, scuzzbucket, they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee!

Beach-head: What's that bow-wow doing here?::Law: That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek!::Beach-head: This is supposed to be YOUR test, Law!::Law: Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He find the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work.

Alpine: How are you at splicing?::Gung-Ho: Nothing like a little on-the-job training!

Jinx: Oh, terrific.

Red Dog: Well, look what just dropped in, bruddahs. A hundred seventy pounds of air pollution!::Mercer: I've seen putty with more backbone.::Taurus: I do not like his face. Let us remove it, yes?

Serpentor: Die, arrogant Earth scum!

Cobra Commander: Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak!::Serpentor: Wrong again! Defend him if you can.::Cobra Commander: Indeed they shall. You first, noble Destro.::Destro: Militarily speaking, it's only fair to say that Cobra Commander is a world-class... buffoon.::Cobra Commander: WHAT?

G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986)

Actors: Chuck McCann (actor), Rob Paulsen (actor), Charles Adler (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Michael McConnohie (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Jack Angel (actor), Corey Burton (actor), William Callaway (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Brian Cummings (actor), Gregg Berger (actor), Robert Remus (actor), Michael Bell (actor),

Plot: After yet another defeat inflicted by G.I. Joe, the immediate subordinates of Cobra's leader, Cobra Commander, have finally come to the end of their patience with his apparent incompetence and his inability to achieve real victories. The leader of the research and interrogations wing, Dr. Mindbender, receives a dream showing the solution. His plan is to collect the genetic material of great warriors and military leaders to create a composite clone that would be the perfect leader for Cobra. Now they set out to put this scheme into motion, and G.I. Joe has very little time to learn of this plot before Cobra becomes that much more a dire threat to the world.

Keywords: acronym-in-title, based-on-toy, clone, edited-from-tv-series, exclamation-point-in-title, independent-film, military, period-in-title, punctuation-in-title, sequel
Genres: Action, Animation, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Serpentor: There can be no negotiation, you insignificant microbe!