'Darth Vader' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Brand Expanders: Vaderade (2013)
Actors:
Robert E. Bean (actor),
Matt Green (actor),
Josh Harris (actor),
James Edward Thomas (actor),
Brian Troxell (actor),
Moses Venus (actor),
Katie Campassi (actress),
Danielle Rizzo (actress),
Josh Harris (producer),
Matthew McGahren (producer),
Josh Harris (writer),
Josh Harris (composer),
Matt Green (director),
Matt Green (editor),
Herschel Horton (editor),
Genres:
Comedy,
Short,
Sport,
Bonjour Star Wars (2012)
Actors:
Ryan Barrington (actor),
Matt Jennings (actor),
Bennett Jones (actor),
Mike Lawson (actor),
Dove Meir (actor),
Ollin Morales (actor),
Luis Navarro (actor),
Matthew Solomon (actor),
Sam Weller (actor),
Bethany Boles (actress),
Genevieve Farrell (actress),
Brittany Freeth (actress),
Genevieve Lee (actress),
Dana Pacheco (actress),
Kosha Patel (actress),
Genres:
Comedy,
Short,
Robot Chicken: Star Wars (2007)
Actors:
Bob Bergen (actor),
Ahmed Best (actor),
Ahmed Best (actor),
Donald Faison (actor),
Donald Faison (actor),
Joey Fatone (actor),
Keith Ferguson (actor),
Keith Ferguson (actor),
Keith Ferguson (actor),
Seth Green (actor),
Seth Green (actor),
Seth Green (actor),
Seth Green (actor),
Seth Green (actor),
Abraham Benrubi (actor),
Genres:
Animation,
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Taglines: Spend Father's Day with who really raised you... Star Wars. The chicken strikes back!
Quotes:
George Lucas: [being chased by costumed fans] I have a bad feeling about this.
Palpatine: [on the phone with Darth Vader] Vader! How's my favorite Sith?... Whoa whoa whoa... whoa, whoa. Just - slow down. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? Fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck! FUCK!... Who's "they"?... What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?::[sighs]::Palpatine: OK, OK, so who's left?... Are you shitting me?... Well, where are you?... Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?... Oh, you must smell like... feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon... Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!... Do you - do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my credit?::[phone beeps, he sighs]::Palpatine: Hang on, I've got another call.::[switches line]::Palpatine: WHAT? I'm very busy right now!... Oh! Oh, well - well, where are they going?... Oh, all right, uh... just get me a turkey club... Um, coleslaw, I guess. I'm not even gonna eat it... Well, what are you getting?... See, I always order the wrong thing. No, no, I'll just stick with that. OK, bye - what?... Oh, uh, Cherry Coke. Thanks.::[switches line]::Palpatine: Sorry about that.::[sighs]::Palpatine: What?... Oh, oh, "just rebuild it"? Oh, real fucking original. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?... You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padama-may or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!...::[covers receiver]::Palpatine: Oh, jeez, he's crying!::[giggles, then into phone]::Palpatine: Hey, hey, hey, hey. C'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just - just. Look, you know, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. Death Star blown up by a bunch of fuckin' teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap.::[makes "jack-off" motion]::Palpatine: Oh, uh - just get back here. OK. OK. Bye. I... um... I...::Palpatine: [whispers into phone] I love you, too.
Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!::Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible!::Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!::Luke Skywalker: That's... improbable.::Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!::Luke Skywalker: That's... highly unlikely...::Darth Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO!::Luke Skywalker: ...wha? [time passes]::Darth Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!::Luke Skywalker: [smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!
Luke Skywalker: Your overconfidence is your weakness.::Palpatine: Your faith in your friends is yours.::Luke Skywalker: Not my faith in yo momma...::Palpatine: What was that?::Luke Skywalker: I said yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!::Palpatine: Well, your mother is so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnaught!'::Darth Vader: Ohh, yo momma fight!::[Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd]::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!::Palpatine: Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!::Palpatine: Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!::[Music cuts. Crowd fallls silent]::Palpatine: You know, cause it's 'lite,' and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!::Crowd: Luke wins!::[Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core]
Zuckuss: How do you plan on putting down this rebellion everyone's talking about?::Palpatine Parody: By shooting it with lightning! That's how I solve all my problems! And then afterwards I shall eat pudding.
Princess Leia Organa: [lying in bed next to Luke] That was *so* wrong!
Four More Years of Vader (2005)
Actors:
Stacy Ayer (actor),
Hank Braxtan (actor),
Jason Cook (actor),
Jeff Deel (actor),
Scott Douglas (actor),
Benjamin Hirschfeld (actor),
Ethan S. Knightchilde (actor),
Andrew J. Peevler (actor),
J. Michael Weiss (actor),
J. Michael Weiss (actor),
Hank Braxtan (producer),
Andy Branscom (writer),
Hank Braxtan (writer),
Hank Braxtan (writer),
Tanner L. Cole (writer),
Genres:
Comedy,
Short,
Taglines: If Darth Vader can win another four years, anybody can!
Sith Apprentice (2005)
Actors:
Brandon Alley (actor),
Robert Alley (actor),
Robert E. Bean (actor),
Brian Boling (actor),
John E. Hudgens (actor),
Denny Humbard (actor),
John Mailen (actor),
Jeff McClure (actor),
Patrick McCray (actor),
Ziggy McMillan (actor),
Tom Ott (actor),
Stephen Stanton (actor),
James W. Williams (actor),
Kristen Caron (actress),
Amy Earhart (actress),
Plot: A parody of the NBC hit reality show The Apprentice, set in the Star Wars universe. Emperor Palpatine needs a new apprentice to further his goals of galactic domination, and has turned to reality television to fill the post. The final contestants are Count Dooku, Jar Jar Binks, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader... Who will be the new SITH APPRENTICE?
Keywords: apprentice, reference-to-donald-trump, spoof, star-wars-spoof
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Quotes:
[in reference to Darth Maul]::Darth Vader: And what's with this constant, "Revenge of The Sith" thing? It's like it's the only line he knows!
Count Dooku: And now, I would like to perform a dramatic piece of work from Professor Tolkien. [clears throat] Ther-::The Emperor: Stop!::[audience gasps]::The Emperor: Look, I may be evil, but even I don't go up against that guy's copyright lawyers!
[Darth Vader takes out his lightsabre, but it is blue instead of red]::The Emperor: Lord Vader! Red.::[Darth Vader presses a button on his lightsabre, and it changes color]::Darth Vader: Sorry, master. Always happens.
The Emperor: Jar-Jar...::JarJar Binks: Me-sa fired?::The Emperor: No. You-sa fried.::[the Emperor shoots electricity out of his hand and vaporizes Jar-Jar]
The Emperor: My name is Darth Sidious and I now utterly control this galaxy. Recently I summoned those with the darkest hearts to come to Coruscant for the chance to win the dream job for any bad guy. They have faced many challenges and many have already been defeated, leaving only these four, the best of the worst.
The Emperor: Now these final four will go head to head in the most demanding job audition ever. Only one will get the job of a lifetime. Only one will prevail to become my Sith Apprentice!
JarJar Binks: Mesa gonna show everyone how bombad mesa really is!
Count Dooku: I thought Peter Cushing was going to be here.
The Emperor: But I have to address one issue. You Jar-Jar!::JarJar Binks: Mesa?::The Emperor: Yes! Despite being an idiot, despite failing at nearly every task, despite being disliked by nearly everyone, you have managed to make it almost to the finals. I cannot let this go on. I cannot imagine you working at my side.::JarJar Binks: But wait! Mesa gave you complete control of the senate. Yousa have ultimate power now because of mesa.::The Emperor: Yes, that was a brilliant gamble on your part. I never understand how you pulled that off. But your usefulness to me has ended. You performed that task thinking you were doing good. I just can't condone that. I am! Evil you know!
The Emperor: You have your assignments. Do not disappoint me. Now go!
Once Upon a Jedi (2004)
Actors:
Brian Boling (actor),
Adam Boyer (actor),
Chris Burns (actor),
Chris Burns (actor),
Jimmy Burns (actor),
Jacob Bush (actor),
Andrew T. Collins (actor),
Donald Glenn Dekle (actor),
Hilton Garrett (actor),
Taylor Gillen (actor),
Brian Heiser (actor),
Ian Mastrogiacomo (actor),
Sheehan O'Heron (actor),
Sheehan O'Heron (actor),
Robert E. Bean (actor),
Plot: High school student Joe Daily finds himself in the border between reality and Star Wars, where he is on an Earthlike moon around the Yavin-like gas giant planet, instead of on Earth. But, he is jolted back to reality by his school teacher, Ms. Herzbaucher, to prove the Pythagorean theorem. He did with the little help of the prettiest girl in school, Sarah Parker, but, as one of his school bullies, Jimmy Denton, who is known to be Darth Maul, goes to the boys' restroom. Joe follows him, but eventually injures Maul, only to be caught by Darth Vader, who, in reality, is Mr. Anderson. Joe and Jimmy are taken into the office, where Joe meets Sarah's mother. He is then taken to the principal's office, where is tormented by Force Lightning fired by Emperor Palpatine, in reality, he gets beaten on his back by principal Mr. Korowski. On his way back to class, he gets scolded by Sarah's mother. As soon as the classmates have left the class, Joe effortlessly clears all "I love Sarah Jessica Mary Louise Parker" papers in the corridor, only to end up in the teachers' lounge and the library. Sarah is there, reading. He tells her he loves her, but he is actually looking from the bookshelves. Joe goes out, only to have the "I love Sarah Jessica Mary Louise Parker" speaking until Sarah tells Joe that he must not "be afraid". He takes out his plaster on his forehead, and returns to the library, where he joins Sarah to eat ice cream on their way back from school.
Keywords: body-swap, bully, high-school, lightsaber, mother-daughter-relationship, principal, smoking, soul-transference, stormtrooper, torture
Genres:
Fantasy,
Short,
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Actors:
Robert Alley (actor),
Kevin J. Anderson (actor),
Robert E. Bean (actor),
Tadd Callies (actor),
Sandy Clark (actor),
Lowell Cunningham (actor),
Peter David (actor),
Scott Hahn (actor),
John E. Hudgens (actor),
John E. Hudgens (actor),
John E. Hudgens (actor),
Denny Humbard (actor),
Mike Jittlov (actor),
Darren Scales (actor),
Mark Scales (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Taglines: Call him now... if you dare...
The Jedi Hunter (2002)
Actors:
Robert Alley (actor),
Robert E. Bean (actor),
Brett Black (actor),
Brian Boling (actor),
Jimmy Burns (actor),
Sandy Clark (actor),
Sandy Clark (actor),
Reed Garwood (actor),
John E. Hudgens (actor),
Jim Lyon (actor),
John Mailen (actor),
Ziggy McMillan (actor),
Stanley Settles (actor),
Darren Wilhite (actor),
Brandon Alley (actor),
Plot: The Jedi Hunter is a parody of both the Star Wars universe and the TV show The Crocodile Hunter starring Steve Irwin. Join the now-Australian Boba Fett as he canvasses the galaxy, hunting Jedi wherever he goes... Crikey, there's some feisty ones out there!
Keywords: boba-fett, bounty-hunter, fett, independent-film, jedi-knight, spoof, star-wars-spoof
Genres:
Adventure,
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
The Official Star Wars Fan Film Awards (2002)
Actors:
Kevin J. Anderson (actor),
Robert E. Bean (actor),
Edward J. Bozek (actor),
Jason Brannon (actor),
Sandy Clark (actor),
Cam Clarke (actor),
Lowell Cunningham (actor),
Peter David (actor),
Dave Fouquette (actor),
Jess Harnell (actor),
Eric Hilleary (actor),
Eric Hilleary (actor),
Eric Hilleary (actor),
John E. Hudgens (actor),
Robert Alley (actor),
Genres:
Documentary,
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