Squid
Many tentacled wonder of the deep or crispy hooped starter. Show us your Squids, but not Octopuses, that would be wrong. See all 20 images (open)
I saw Steve Hillage play at the weekend, and while doing some reading I found he had worked with Isao Tomita, only to find out that Tomita died last year. I spent many hours at uni listening to his stuff - this is his version of Holst's Planets. The first three minutes are a rather cheesy intro but it sets the scene.
Subtle Changes
It's minimum effort for maximum laughs this week. Make a small and subtle change to a famous photo, painting or whatever that might be missed at a glance but adds all of the lols. See all 86 images (open)
Family Photos
Family photos are always terrible, and yet people still upload them to the internet. Grab some random group shots and photoshop them right up. Or use your own and regret it immediately. See all 45 images (closed)
Home made movie scenes
Pick a favourite movie scene and recreate it with the stuff around you. Perhaps a pivotal moment from Jaws in your bath, some bmx stunt work in the garden for ET or a lego recreation of the Blade Runner cityscape. See all 13 images (closed)
Animal Toys
This weeks challenge is animal toys, toys for animals, animal shaped toys or some Dr Moreau style mashup of the two. Living, breathing, kangaroo space hoppers or just a hula hoop for cats See all 25 images (closed)
Ob3tuaries
It's long been tradition to mark the passing of the great and the good (and the awful and the bad) with a picture on b3ta. This is a repository for all of those tributes.
Middle Aged Gaming
Computer games aren't really marketed for the aging gamer, the characters are too young and its all too fast and noisy. Fix that. Make video games for the middle aged and older market. Show us Jet Set Willy in his wheelchair or slow Sonic down to a crawl. See all 58 images (closed)
Horror Art
Add a horror theme to famous art works. Show us Frankenstein's Grandmother and scare the bejeezus out of the Mona Lisa. See all 72 images (closed)
Space Farmers
Fire up your Intergalactic Combine Harvester and get ready for work in the cosmos. We're doing Space farmers this week, show us their daily routine hauling in an abundant crop of bastardane asteroid nuggets and milking the Venusian cows. See all 59 images (closed)
Can you tell the difference between Ant and Dec? Fucked if we can remember, and we made the damn quiz.
I Like Bukkake
Wake up fresh. Wake up to Bukkake.
Cursor Love Bunny
The b3ta collective present the most annoying game in the history of everything ever. Trace the bunny with your mouse as quickly as possible. It's guaranteed to make you want to smash your computer.
Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum
Your newsletter team Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum looking for a good time.
Ferry Halim
The worlds' greatest web game designer tells us how he killed his iguana, and how he likes his eggs.