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Fast Girls (2012)

Actors: Philip Davis (actor), Paul Blackwell (actor), Matt Curtis (miscellaneous crew), Noel Clarke (actor), Noel Clarke (writer), Julia Jones (miscellaneous crew), Rupert Graves (actor), Shaun Lucas (actor), Simon Chandler (actor), Tim Bentinck (actor), Matthew David McCarthy (actor), Glenn Webster (actor), Glenn Webster (actor), Janice Schumm (miscellaneous crew), Damian Jones (producer),

Genres: Drama, Sport,

Quotes:

Trix Warren: [referring to David Temple] I would.::Shania Andrews: What? The man's old enough to be your...::Trix Warren: My sugar daddy!

The Couple (2010)

Actors: Miles Berman (actor), Marcus Armstrong (writer), Marcus Armstrong (editor), Marcus Armstrong (director), Jenna Hellmuth (actress), Various Artists (composer), Stacy Armstrong (actor), Jacqueline Flint (producer), Ryan Micheal Killoran (actor), Wyteria Jacobi (actor),

Genres: Horror, Short,
Taglines: You never know who's watching....

Coulrophobia (2009)

Actors: Evan Donn (director), Evan Donn (writer), Evan Donn (editor), Evan Donn (producer), Brokenkites (composer), Shane Rhoades (actor), David Cantor (actor), Rob Carey (writer), Rob Carey (actor), Michael Ayvazov (actor),

Genres: Short,

The Pink Panther (2006)

Actors: Jason Statham (actor), Jean Reno (actor), Clive Owen (actor), Aaron Pearl (actor), David Boston (actor), Roger Rees (actor), Kevin Kline (actor), Steve Martin (actor), Eric Moreau (actor), Clive Owen (actor), Henry Czerny (actor), Henri Garcin (actor), Jean Dell (actor), Chelah Horsdal (actress), Kristin Chenoweth (actress),

Plot: When the coach of the France soccer team is killed by a poisoned dart in the stadium in the end of a game, and his expensive and huge ring with the diamond Pink Panther disappears, the ambitious Chief Insp. Dreyfus assigns the worst police inspector Jacques Clouseau to the case. His intention is to give a diversion to the press, while he uses his best men to chase the killer and thief. He assigns Gendarme Gilbert Ponton to work with Clouseau and inform each step of the investigation. When Clouseau is nominated with honor to the highest prize in France, Dreyfus decides to humiliate Clouseau and take him out of the case. However Clouseau has already solved the mystery.

Keywords: 2000s, airport, ambulance, animated-title-sequence, aquarium, badge, bathroom, battery, beret, bicycle
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Mystery,
Taglines: Get a clue! Pardon His French He wasn't born to greatness... but he just might stumble across it. The Pink Panther diamond is missing.... And the world's greatest detective is solving the case one mistake at a time.

Quotes:

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Without warning, I will attack you. In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert.::[attacks Ponton, but Ponton hits Clouseau]::Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Good one.::Ponton: Thank you.

[repeated line]::Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Good one.

Ponton: You never cease to surprise me, sir.::Inspector Jacques Clouseau: It's true. My surprises, they are rarely unexpected.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to take a closer look at your bawls.::Larocque: My what?::Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Your bawls. Your big, brass bawls.::Larocque: Uh, sure.::[starts to unzip pants]::Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Picks up brass bowl on table and examines it]

Nigel Boswell/Agent 006: Boswell. Nigel Boswell. 006. You know what that means?::Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Of course! It means you are one away from the big time.

French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?::Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: What? What did you say?::Ponton: Nothing.::Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You mean, you didn't just say: Stop the car, dear God, I beg of you, stop the car?

Chief Inspector Dreyfus: When I first heard the name Clouseau, he was a little nothing. Just another police officer in a small village far from Paris. He was the village idiot, I think.

Chief Inspector Dreyfus: I had been nominated for the Medal of Honor. I have been so nominated seven times. I have never won. Still, seven times, that is something.