![A leather jacket is a right of passage.](/web/20170426173047im_/http://www.executivestyle.com.au/content/dam/images/g/v/r/k/r/w/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.gvrkn3.png/1493165593418.jpg)
One of my earliest memories is watching Harrison Ford whip someone to death and realising I wanted to be Indiana Jones. I still think it's the best ambition I've ever entertained. A man of science, of action, and of such effortless cool that his signature style has never really gone out of vogue – from punching Nazis to building your entire look around a leather jacket.
Over time I've tempered my ambitions. I realise I'll probably never look that good falling off a tank, but I was sure I could work some of that swagger into my personal brand as I meekly filed into a pitch-meeting if I could just find the perfect black leather jacket. So began a quest that took, give or take, 30 years.
The hunt for perfection
I travelled the world looking for the right jacket for me: I trawled flea markets in old Soviet town squares and haggled for an old American military jacket in downtown Seoul. I once, hand on heart, climbed a mountain in Argentina because I heard there was a legendary leathersmith up there who worked for cheap.
![More adventures in brown leather jackets: Harrison Ford in <i>Indiana Jones</i>.](/web/20170426173047im_/http://www.executivestyle.com.au/content/dam/images/g/q/a/u/8/2/image.related.articleLeadNarrow.300x0.gvrkn3.png/1493165593418.jpg)
Still, none of them were right. The sleeves on this one were a little too long, the leather on that one too pristine, or too beat up. This one made me look like a rent-boy, while the next didn't make me look enough like a rent-boy. I spent a lifetime searching, and only succeeded in amassing a vast portfolio of ill-fitting contenders, and the growing suspicion that my quest was foolish, that it was naïve to think that I could buy happiness. I couldn't help but wonder if tying together my identity around a garment would destroy me, as well as my bank balance.
Finding the perfect black leather jacket is the white whale of a man's wardrobe.
Back where I started
But then it found me. In the end, in a rom-com finish, I found it in a boutique two doors down from my home, that designed jackets to look like those worn by rock stars through history; Patti Smith, Iggy Pop, David Bowie. The shopgirl showed me a classic black motorcycle jacket based on the one Lou Reed wore in Berlin, to which the only dignified response was weeping and joyfully throwing fistfuls of cash at her.
![Brad Pitt's jacket in Fight Club was grimy perfection.](/web/20170426173047im_/http://www.executivestyle.com.au/content/dam/images/g/o/n/e/c/o/image.related.articleLeadwide.520x294.gvrkn3.png/1493165593418.jpg)
The jacket was perfect. Reader, I could marry it — indeed, I've had marriages that cost me less money. For the price I paid, I could have built a school, a piece of lifesaving infrastructure in the developing world – or paid rent on a townhouse in Sydney for several hours. It's an absurd amount to spend on a garment – a wild and indefensibly expensive purchase; but worth every penny. It's impossible to justify spending so much on a piece of outerwear until you are inside it, after which it all makes sense.
To own the jacket makes a statement; I am the kind of man who is capable of dropping a thousand dollars on an impractical piece of outerwear. I am foolish enough to do so.
I am captain of my fate, master of my soul, but not of my spiralling credit-card debt.
![The author in his jacket. With cat.](/web/20170426173047im_/http://www.executivestyle.com.au/content/dam/images/g/v/r/k/n/b/image.related.articleLeadNarrow.300x0.gvrkn3.png/1493165593418.png)
A cachet of cool
Still, there's no describing how soothing it is to own a cool leather jacket.
You need a certain panache to pull off a cool leather jacket, but in heavenly irony, the cool leather jacket lends you all the panache you need. It's a perpetual motion machine for producing smugness. Beautiful young men and women turned to look at me on the street. Strangers complimented me on it. I wore it for a publicity shoot for my last book, and on seeing the photos my friends said, in disbelieving wonder, "You look … good."
Soon I was more or less living in the thing, less the owner of the jacket as its symbiont – we needed each other to live. It becomes a positive feedback loop — you feel like a better person in the jacket and so you rise to the occasion afforded by the jacket.
I crossed the road to help little old ladies carry groceries and kept one eye open for any neighbourhood switchblade fights I could join. On any given day, I felt ready for anything. I feel like I could fall off a motorcycle in a Nazi-punching incident and get up unfazed, admiring the broken-in look it had given my jacket.
A jacket's immortality
That, perhaps, is the magical appeal of the cool leather jacket – it only gets cooler as the years pass. The logic of it runs contrary to the rest of life; that no matter how beat up it gets; how high the mileage, it will only grow more valuable. It is masculinity from a mirror universe where time is kind, where aesthetics will only appreciate with age. A black leather jacket is a blue-chip stock for self-esteem.
Even after my days on earth are over, my jacket will go on its journey, and long after I am dust, it will adorn the racks of some post-apocalyptic thrift-store, waiting to change the life of another diffident youth on sartorial satori – because youth, like fashion, is fleeting, but a really cool leather jacket, that will last forever.