It has been ͟0͟ ͟ days since I last complained about time zones
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Mike Neurohr, per source
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I hope we have fun watching the final minutes. Good thing Expedia could bring them to us. #pens
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elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas
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Wonder if anyone hyperextended anything tonight
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I am and always have been a firm believer in $8 a month speech.
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Threatening to fire people for taking longer than a week to finish a terrible idea that nobody wants is just another example of the brilliance that will get us to Mars by 2018.
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12 Years ago DIGG was the leading social media site and the chief driver of traffic outside of search engines. After one monetization driven redesign, the site collapsed overnight as the userbase fled. Within a week it was dead as anyone knew it. It can and does happen that fast.
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Sorry but if I had a billion dollars I’d simply be cool
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Yo, honestly all these twitter changes has just let me know that Elon think Twitter is legit real life. Dude thinks that we all need this and have no where else to go. He is prob on it 24/7
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Well y’all just gonna have to assume I’m me from now on cause nah twitter.com/culturecrave/s…
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The wait is finally over! Meet your eight #XFL2023 teams...
ARL
DC
HOU
ORL
SA
SEA
STL
VEG
Which team are you most excited for?
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Elon is giving the energy of “ran for class president on the promise of ice cream for lunch” and his fans not only actually believe it will happen, they think it’s already happening
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DeSantis just walked out on stage at Luke Bryan. It’s deafening in here.
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Tumblr's in a fascinating position right now in that they could shift all the power in social media circles and put the death blow on Twitter if they just unbanned boobs.
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Most Republicans seem unable or unwilling to condemn the attack on Paul Pelosi. Their silence should be remembered. Including Trump's.
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parents are like look how cute my kid is then post pics like this
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A Brief History of People Have Lost Their Sense of Humour
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Prompt: "A Wikihow illustration, depicting how to touch grass"
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“A Wikihow illustration, depicting every shape of pasta except one. No one knows which.”
#dalle #dalle2 #aiart #aiartwork
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Weird stuff going on in Pittsburgh
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MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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i sincerely wish Mark Zuckerberg and all Meta employees a very nice Choke On It
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Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait.
FACEBOOK is complaining that an algorithm was changed in a way that cost them revenue?
This should be a national holiday for artists.
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Don't forget that hockey is played in three dimensions. Up is an option.
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Just walked through “liberal” Brooklyn, have never felt more afraid. sick what it has become…
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everyone knows that hitting CTRL + S saves the file but only the real ones know hitting it 10x SUPER saves it
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I say again: don't forget about Crosby
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People are doing a bad job of marking Sidney Crosby when he’s in the offensive zone this year and boy that’s a really bold and dumb strategy that I don’t understand at all!
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It's SO important to remind people they don't have to be perfect so that when you are perfect it looks better in comparison 😌🙏
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Sometimes when you go to vote there will be guys with rifles menacing you, and those guys think you drink the blood of children. Just one of those things
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PJ Walker Appreciation Tweet:
◾️Undrafted out of Temple
◾️Waived by Colts
◾️Drafted by XFL’s Houston Roughnecks
◾️Led XFL in passing yards and pass TDs
◾️Signed with Panthers in 2020
◾️2-1 in relief duty last 2 years
◾️W over Tom Brady’s Bucs today
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If I have the pattern figured out on the NHL box score URLs I think this might be the only game #87 Crosby ever played in:
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Crosby is probably so mad that he's not playing in game #87
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OFFICIAL SCORING CHANGE: Game 87
@SeattleKraken at @NHLBlackhawks
Goal at 10:43 of the second period now reads Vince Dunn from Jared McCann and Adam Larsson. #NHLStats
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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up. Why doesn't replacing cashiers with Self Checkouts make prices go down?
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I am grateful for my conventionally attractive looks as it allows me to be above average annoying
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You wouldn't like the Pens when they're angry
Don't forget about Crosby.
Watch him slowly back into an area of the ice with no coverage. He can just feel that no one is watching him.
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