Bill Gates

The Social Network (2010)

Actors: Rashida Jones (actress), Justin Timberlake (actor), Patrick Michael Strange (actor), Barry Livingston (actor), Brett Newton (actor), David Selby (actor), Jason Flemyng (actor), Vincent Rivera (actor), Jesse Eisenberg (actor), James Dastoli (actor), Robert Dastoli (actor), John Getz (actor), Wallace Langham (actor), Michael De Luca (producer), Brenda Song (actress),

Plot: On a fall night in 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programming genius Mark Zuckerberg sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a new idea. In a fury of blogging and programming, what begins in his dorm room soon becomes a global social network and a revolution in communication. A mere six years and 500 million friends later, Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire in history... but for this entrepreneur, success leads to both personal and legal complications.

Keywords: 2000s, algorithm, alienation, ambition, ambivalence, anger, anti-materialism, apology, arrest, arrogance
Genres: Biography, Drama,
Taglines: You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies

Quotes:

Marylin Delpy: The site got twenty-two hundred hits within two hours?::Mark Zuckerberg: Thousand.::Marylin Delpy: I'm sorry?::Mark Zuckerberg: Twenty-two *thousand*.::Marylin Delpy: [to herself] Wow.

Sean Parker: Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." It's cleaner

Mark Zuckerberg: You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg: As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.::Ad Board Chairwoman: I'm sorry?::Mark Zuckerberg: Yes?::Ad Board Chairwoman: I don't understand.::Mark Zuckerberg: Which part?

Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?::Mark Zuckerberg: [stares out the window] No.::Gage: Do you think I deserve it?::Mark Zuckerberg: [looks at Gage] What?::Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?::Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.::Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.::Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.::[pauses]::Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

K.C.: Seven different people spammed me the same link.::KC's Friend: What is it?::K.C.: I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that.

Erica Albright: You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark.::Mark Zuckerberg: That's why I wanted to talk to you.::Erica Albright: On the Internet.::Mark Zuckerberg: That's why I came over.::Erica Albright: Comparing women to farm animals.::Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't end up doing that.::Erica Albright: It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness.::Reggie: Erica, is there a problem?::Erica Albright: [Turning to talk to Reggie] No, there's no problem.::Erica Albright: [Turning back to face Mark] You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. I was nice to you, don't torture me for it.::Mark Zuckerberg: If we could just go somewhere for a minute.::Erica Albright: I don't want to be rude to my friends.::Mark Zuckerberg: Okay.::Erica Albright: Okay.::[pauses for a moment]::Erica Albright: Good luck with your video-game.

Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend.::Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.::Mark Zuckerberg: [Sarcastically] I didn't know that, tell me more.

Erica Albright: You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.

Eduardo Saverin: They're saying, the Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea.::Mark Zuckerberg: I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying.::Eduardo Saverin: Oh? Well, they find it to be intellectual property theft. Why didn't you show this to me?::Mark Zuckerberg: [flippantly] It was addressed to me.::Eduardo Saverin: They're saying that we stole theFaceBook from Divya Narendera and the Winklevosses.::Mark Zuckerberg: [trying to grab the letter out of Eduardo's hands] I know what it says!::Eduardo Saverin: Did we?::Mark Zuckerberg: Did we what?::Eduardo Saverin: Don't screw around with me now. Look at me!::Mark Zuckerberg: [Mark begrudgingly looks up at him]::Eduardo Saverin: The letter says we could face legal action.::Mark Zuckerberg: No, it says I could face legal action.::Eduardo Saverin: This is from a lawyer Mark, they must feel they have some grounds.::Mark Zuckerberg: The lawyer is their father's house council!::Eduardo Saverin: Do they have grounds?::Mark Zuckerberg: The grounds are our thing is cool and popular and HarvardConnection is lame! Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise. I didn't use anything! Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who ever has built a chair, okay? They came to me with an idea, I had a better one.::Eduardo Saverin: Why didn't you show me this letter?::Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't think it was a big deal.::Eduardo Saverin: [sighs before sitting down beside Mark] Okay, if there's something wrong. If there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me, I'm the guy that wants to help. This is OUR thing. Now, is there ANYTHING that you need to tell me?::Mark Zuckerberg: [very pointedly] No.

What If? (2009)

Actors: Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (actor), Ron Sparks (producer), Ron Sparks (writer), Ron Sparks (composer), Ron Sparks (director), Ron Sparks (editor),

Genres: Short,

Nintendo: Oldschool Revolution (2006)

Actors: Larry Longstreth (actor), Larry Longstreth (editor), Larry Longstreth (writer), Larry Longstreth (producer), Larry Longstreth (actor), Larry Longstreth (director), Aaron Longstreth (actor), Jacob Drake (producer), Jacob Drake (director), Vince Bruno (actor), Allan Derby (actor), Miranda Fritz (actress),

Plot: An animated short film called "Nintendo: Oldschool Revolution" dominated the Ifilm.com charts (the biggest independent film site in the world) with over 250,000 hits in 10 days. Created by Larry Longstreth and animator Jacob Drake, the film has struck a nerve with the fans of today's more violent games, and it has revived old memories of a time long passed to the gamers of yesteryear. Starting with the death of Mario and featuring characters from every system and generation, the film takes a deep look at the violence in today's games that has replaced the silly fun of a generation lost.

Keywords: halo, mario, nintendo, revolution, xbox, zelda
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Short,
Taglines: An icon has been murdered and a revolution cometh... Join the Revolution. Innocence is dead...and the Revolution cometh.

The Gates-trix (2003)

Actors: Layon Gray (actor), Aldo Shllaku (composer), Eric Foinquinos (composer), Scott Gray (producer), Scott Gray (editor), Scott Gray (director), Scott Gray (writer), Jenna Z. Wilson (actress), Erik Engstrom (actor), Melissa Gray (producer), Terri Power (actress), Melissa Gray (actress), Duncan (miscellaneous crew), R. Grey (actor), William Saget (actor),

Plot: On April 3rd, 2000, the United States government declared Microsoft an illegal monopoly. On April 4th, 2000, Bill Gates launched the Gates-trix virus. Life, as we know it, ended. Dio Blanderson was living a Windoze-induced nightmare he may have never woken from, if not for a handful of ragtag anti-Gates freedom fighters. The fate of the world now rests in the hands of the only people left uninfected by the Gates-trix virus: the people so dumb they've never touched a computer. Can hick rebel leader "Memphius," cheerleader "Vanity," and jock "Jock" train Dio in time to defeat Bill Gates before he downloads Windoze Infinity and assimilates the entire human race? Not if Gates's henchman, evil virus hunter Norton, can help it. Because in the Gates-trix, "free range humans" are the only virus.

Keywords: bill-gates, matrix, parody
Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi, Short,
Taglines: Everyone jokes that Bill Gates has taken over the world... This time, it's for real.

Mid-Century (2002)

Actors: Faye Dunaway (actress), Faye Dunaway (actress), Scott Cervine (actor), John Glover (actor), Al Mancini (actor), Chris Devlin (actor), Jack Kyle (actor), Scott Billups (director), Scott Billups (writer), Scott Billups (editor), Scott Billups (producer), Derek Cole (miscellaneous crew), Terri Hanauer (actress), Ingrid Rogers (actress), Chad Kukahiko (actor),

Genres: ,

Nothing So Strange (2002)

Actors: Steve Wilcox (producer), Steve Wilcox (actor), Brian Flemming (director), Brian Flemming (producer), Brian Flemming (writer), Etana Jacobson (actress), Juan Canopii (actor), Keythe Farley (actor), Dave James (producer), Dave James (actor), Mark Daniel Cade (actor), Philip Anthony Traylor (actor), Laurie Pike (actress), Sarah Stanley (actress), Jennifer Lauren (actress),

Plot: A documentary examining the December 2nd, 1999 assassination of Microsoft CEO Bill Gates in Los Angeles, and the group of key players seeking to unravel the mystery of his alleged assassin as well as the circumstances surrounding his death.

Keywords: alternative-history, assassination, bill-gates, fake-documentary
Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The first serious look at the last great crime of the 20th Century Seeking the truth behind the murder of Bill Gates

Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999)

Actors: Stephen Bridgewater (miscellaneous crew), Jack E. Herman (miscellaneous crew), Maxine Bergen (miscellaneous crew), Nick Lombardo (producer), Lynne Marie Stewart (actress), Richard Halsey (editor), Gailard Sartain (actor), Jeffrey Nordling (actor), Michael Chieffo (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), Brian Gattas (actor), Noah Wyle (actor), Anthony Michael Hall (actor), Diane Robin (actress), Bodhi Elfman (actor),

Plot: This is a semi-humorous biographical film about the men who made the world of technology what it is today, their struggles during college, the founding of their companies, and the ingenious actions they took to build up the global corporate empires of Apple Computer Corporation and Microsoft Inc.

Keywords: 1970s, 1980s, acid-trip, amnesia, anterograde-amnesia, apple-computer, apple-inc, apple-macintosh-computer, arrogance, bad-trip
Genres: Biography, Drama,
Taglines: Good artists copy... Great artists steal.

Quotes:

Steve Jobs: Those guys think they're revolutionaries. They're not revolutionaries, we are.::Steve Wozniak: We are?

Businessman: Steve - it is Steve, right? You say this gadget of yours is for ordinary people. What on earth would ordinary people want with computers?

Ballmer: Bill, I don't know if it's the clothes on the floor or you, but something in here definitely needs to be hosed down.

Steve Jobs: What is this? This is like doing business with a praying mantis. You get seduced, and then eaten alive afterwards?::Bill Gates: Get real, would ya? You and I are both like guys who had this rich neighbor - Xerox - who left the door open all the time. And you go sneakin' in to steal a TV set. Only when you get there, you realize that I got there first. I got the loot, Steve! And you're yellin'? "That's not fair. I wanted to try to steal it first." You're too late.

Bill Gates: There may be a few... similarities.::Steve Jobs: Similarities? Similarities? Try theft.

IBM Executive: The profits are in the computers themselves, not this software stuff.

Mike Markkula: Steve Wozniak's employee number one, you're number two.::Steve Jobs: Wait a minute. I'm employee number one. Woz?::Steve Wozniak: Doesn't matter to me.::Steve Jobs: I'm employee number one around here.::Mike Markkula: I'm not saying anything. I wasn't implying anything.::Steve Jobs: All right, then I'll be zero. Woz, you can be number one. I'll be zero. Okay?

Steve Jobs: Good artists copy, great artists steal.

Steve Jobs: We're better than you are! We have better stuff.::Bill Gates: You don't get it, Steve. That doesn't matter!

Arlene: Steve, why do you care what I call the baby?::Steve Jobs: Because I don't want the baby named Rainbow! Or Orisha, or Ravi Shankar, or any other name like that.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

Actors: Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Dave Foley (actor), Stewart Copeland (actor), George Clooney (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Eric Idle (actor), Mike Judge (actor), Isaac Hayes (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor),

Plot: When four boys in South Park Stan Marsh, Kyle and his stepbrother Ike Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick sees an R-rated movie featuring Canadians "Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire", they are pronounced "corrupted", and Kyle's mom Sheila with the rest of the parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada for World War 3! It's all up to Stan, Kyle and Cartman to save Terrence and Phillip before Satan and his lover Saddam Hussein from Hell rules the world and it'll be the end of the whole world.

Keywords: abusive-father, actor-playing-multiple-roles, adult-animation, air-raid, altered-version-of-studio-logo, american-canadian-relations, animated-sex, apocalypse, atheist, based-on-tv-series
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Musical,
Taglines: Warning: This movie will warp your fragile little minds. All Hell Breaks Loose Uh oh. It's not just another day in the park. Uh-Oh, The Critics Love It!

Quotes:

Chef: [singing] Everything worked out/What a happy end/Canadians and Americans are friends again.

Satan: The day is mine!

Mr. Garrison: ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

[In bed together]::Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?::Saddam Hussein: I love you.

Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?::Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!::Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?::Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.::Phillip: Oh yeah!

[Finishing his "Kyle's Mom" song]::Cartman: Kyle's Mom... She's a big, fat, fuckin' BIIIIIIIIITCH! Who's a fuckin' bitch? Kyle's Mooooooooom! Yeah! [Notices Kyle's mom standing behind him] Oh fuck.

[Kenny has just died in the hospital]::Cartman: I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.::Kyle: It's not your fault, Cartman.::Cartman: Dude, I know, I'm just fuckin' stoked I don't have to pay him.::Kyle: Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!

Terrence: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?::Phillip: I did, Terrence. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face!::[they laugh]

Mr. Mackey: [singing] Step 4, don't say fuck anymore, 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say.::Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say. We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

Baby Doom (1998)

Actors: George Keller (composer), Anders Thomas Jensen (writer), Henning Moritzen (actor), Ulrich Thomsen (actor), Jesper Klein (actor), Jesper Asholt (actor), Peter Gren Larsen (actor), Peter Gren Larsen (writer), Peter Gren Larsen (director), Anders Villadsen (editor), Zlatko Buric (actor), Thomas Gammeltoft (actor), Thomas Gammeltoft (producer), Peter Mygind (actor), Anne-Grethe Bjarup Riis (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

The Greaser's Gauntlet (1908)

Actors: John T. Dillon (actor), George Gebhardt (actor), George Gebhardt (actor), Charles Inslee (actor), Arthur V. Johnson (actor), Wilfred Lucas (actor), Anthony O'Sullivan (actor), Harry Solter (actor), Harry Solter (actor), Linda Arvidson (actress), Linda Arvidson (actress), Kate Bruce (actress), Marion Leonard (actress), D.W. Griffith (writer), Stanner E.V. Taylor (writer),

Genres: Action, Short,