@shdell18

The Tringgalimbuhoolahambahle Express 🐡

Berkeley, CA
Joined October 2013

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  1. 11 hours ago

    Uhm... Just found out there’s Nutella muffins at . Now I need 500 boneless chicken wings with boom boom sauce and 1000 Nutella muffins. 🥰😋😋

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  2. Nov 25
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  3. Nov 25

    I wonder how many times someone accidentally liked my Instagram photo because they were tap-clearing their stories too fast and my picture was at the top of their feed.

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  4. Nov 23

    Not gonna lie, all week I thought The Mandalorian was a show about Back To The Future.

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  5. Retweeted
    Nov 23

    18+ tonight with our Saturday Night Live with Gless stream! Let’s all relax and enjoy the weekend! 🍻

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  6. Nov 22

    I wish Bob Ross weekends started earlier than 3 because it would really help my work day go faster.

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  7. Nov 22

    I have 6 months free of Spotify and I’d still rather use my paid Google Play Music subscription. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    in an effort to appeal to our GenZ/Millennial customers, we will be referring to Boom Boom Sauce as "Ok Boom Boomer Sauce" from now on

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  9. Nov 21

    Scheduling a car appointment for the small, random repairs that will 100% cost me 3 years salary is the WORST.

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  10. Retweeted
    Nov 15

    So Xidax and I teamed up, and we’re giving away a clone of this crazy $9,000+ PC they designed for me. All you have to do is go to the link below and enter! That easy. So do it or I’ll punch you.

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    Nov 15

    ☄️It's PC Giveaway TIME!☄️ Xidax is excited to announce that we're teaming up with to giveaway a copy of his very own Xidax Custom PC! All you need to do to enter is to click on the link and follow the instructions. It's that easy Good luck!

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  12. Nov 20

    If you DM me asking me to check out your YouTube channel, I’m 100% not going to check out your YouTube channel.

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  13. Nov 20

    I don’t even like blueberries, but feel the need to eat them when they’re around. Why am I like this?

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  14. Retweeted
    Nov 17

    I wanna eat 5 meals a day. Who decided 3????? The same person who came up with the 2 day weekend? Fucking loser

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  15. Retweeted
    Nov 18

    decades after her husband passed away, betty white was asked if she would ever consider getting married again and she said "if you've had the best, who needs the rest?" and that's the swEETEST FUCKING SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD AND MY WEAK ASS HEART ATE THAT SHIT RIGHT UP

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  16. Nov 18

    I feel like everyone is talking about things that don’t matter, when they SHOULD be talking about this incredible ad from Instagram. This makes me want to buy 100 full price shakes. 😂💯

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  17. Nov 17

    Disney+ would be perfect if I could add shows to a playlist and then it would randomize the episodes with the old Disney Channel commercials playing between breaks.

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  18. Nov 15

    I really need to get a Switch and Pokémon Sword and Shield.

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  19. Nov 14

    My favorite thing about Boomers is how they’ll always share those “Costco says everyone who shares this post will get a $75 coupon!” from “”. Even though they’ve NEVER gotten a coupon.

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  20. Retweeted
    Nov 14

    Public Service Announcement: Make sure to check on yourself.

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