EUGH
American dairy shortage traced to Mike Pence's 60-litre-a-day skim habit
Donald Trump has been criticized for his comments about Canadian dairy industry practices having a negative effect on dairy farmers in America.
Papa Coach
John Gibbons, Mike Babcock, and Dwane Casey prepare for their set at Coachella
Toronto’s major sports teams are all currently playing — with a couple even facing the heat of the playoffs — but they will have to brace themselves to spend a few days without their usual leadership.
BILL O'REILLY
Man somehow deemed too awful for even Fox News
In a stunning turn of events, broadcaster Bill O’Reilly has reportedly been fired from his position as host of The O’Reilly Factor.
HEALTH
Friendly doctor suddenly initiates small talk in middle of prostate exam for some godforsaken reason
Ned Petrie
WOW THANKS
Horror movie protagonist credits survival to advice shouted by viewer
BREXIT
Queen Elizabeth II stuns public by entering British election
BLUE JAYS
Russell Martin batting average dips to 'Trump approval ratings' level
AGAIN?
United bumps co-pilot from overbooked flight
POLITICS
'I am a feminist,' Justin Trudeau tells local ATM
RUFF DAY
'Why did you bring me here' asks dog in bank
Jon Schabl
RISEN INDEED
Easter gains popularity as being briefly dead in a cave grows more appealing
HOLIER-THAN-THOU
Jesus Christ still 'kinda miffed' by the name 'Good Friday'
Sarah Howden
SHOW STILL SUCKS
Kathleen Wynne and PM team up to find their lost election promises in new season of 'Trudeau-tective'
IS IT POSSIBLE?
New 'Fast and the Furious' movie features surprisingly lifelike Vin Diesel
FROSTY
Shivering friends pretend to enjoy nine-degree patio
Andrew Barr
SWEET DREAMS
Auston Matthews asks Mike Babcock to describe the playoffs again before tucking him in
DREAMS COME TRUE
Loud know-it-all in nosebleed seats named new manager of Blue Jays
Laura Salvas
GET THE FACTS
Coachella attendee defends headdress: "It's okay, because my great-great-great-grandfather was a racist"
SPORTS
Innovative hockey coach just taking it two games at a time
DON'T NARC OUT
Trudeau opens marijuana press conference by demanding to know if reporter is a cop
LA LA LAND
Sophie Trudeau welcomes Malala with Nobel Prize–themed rap
SAVE ME A SEAT!
Dad really into plagues this year
Colin J. Fleming
SOCIAL MEDIA
Grandmother on Facebook combines sweet religious meme with vague threat to those who don't share it
NEXT SLIDE PLEASE
Loudest man in meeting has no idea what meeting about
Sophie Kohn