Brilliant
It’s not that I am stupid
It’s not that I am crass
Or that I’m tipped to write the script
For Pravda as for Tass
It’s not that I am brainless
No baby not my style
I am the boss of triple cross
And not a Kremlophile
It’s not that I am starring
In a spy-fi episode
Nor thought it right that Muscovites
Should have our nuclear code
It’s not that I’m peculiar
My hair is never dyed
I may be odd or playing God
But I’m not classified
It isn’t that it’s secret
Nor soft- or volleyball
It simply shows that I have no
Intelligence at all
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