Join the Soup (2013)

Actors: Scout Raskin (director), Scout Raskin (producer), Scout Raskin (writer), Alicyn Packard (actress), Haviland Stillwell (actress), Haviland Stillwell (actress), Michael Ruocco (writer), John Aschenbrener (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Short,

The Skeptic (2009)

Actors: Tom Arnold (actor), Tim Daly (actor), Zoe Saldana (actress), Bruce Altman (actor), Steven C. Beer (miscellaneous crew), Robert Prosky (actor), Edward Herrmann (actor), Andrea Roth (actress), Isen Robbins (producer), Aimee Schoof (producer), Brian David Cange (producer), Jodi Domanic-Riccio (miscellaneous crew), Nicole Signore (actress), Sarah Beers (costume designer), Jon Griggs (producer),

Plot: After the mysterious death of his Aunt, a confirmed skeptic lawyer, Bryan Becket, dismisses reports that his Aunt's house is haunted and moves in. Immediately occurrences begin he cannot explain. And beyond the occurrences there is something about the house which gnaws at Becket - some strange connection he senses he has with the house's past. Soon, the haunting turns personal, he hears voices suggesting clues to a deep mystery. He questions his sanity, seeks medical help, but instead finds assistance in a young psychic who immediately declares, "There's a very bad secret in this house." Together they embark on a terrifying journey to uncover the secret - a journey which leads them deep into the recesses of The Skeptic's own troubled mind.

Keywords: child-abuse, doll, halloween, haunted-house, lawyer, priest, scientist, trunk
Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: what do you believe? A tormented man's reluctant search for greater meaning in his life.

Quotes:

[first lines]::[Deputy Lura looks around the dark house with his flashlight]::Deputy Lura: Miss Deaver? It's Deputy Lura, ma'am. Got a phone call from this house. Somebody hung up. Everything all right? Miss Deaver?::[He hears a sound]::Deputy Lura: Is somebody in there? I can hear you, you know. Miss Deaver, is that you?::[His flashlight finds Dead Miss Deaver, who appears to have died of fright]::Deputy Lura: Jesus!

[Bryan has just learned that his aunt is dead]::Robin Becket: God, that's awful.::Bryan Becket: Look at the bright side. We get the house.::Robin Becket: What is the matter with you?::Bryan Becket: Come on, Robin, don't suddenly act like we were all close. That woman was cold as hell to us.::Robin Becket: That's not the point.::Bryan Becket: What is the point, Robin?::Robin Becket: The point is that when someone just dies is not a time to bad-mouth them. It's a time to say a prayer and count your own blessings.::Bryan Becket: I am counting my blessings. I get the house.

Sully: You want to know what I think your problem with death is?::Bryan Becket: Not really.::Sully: You don't believe in anything. You know? You don't believe in a higher power, you don't believe in the afterlife, nothing.::Bryan Becket: You're right. Life would be easier if I were gullible.::Sully: You think I'm gullible, Beckett?::Bryan Becket: Sully, you believe in everything.::Sully: I don't believe in everything!::Bryan Becket: Yes, you do.::Sully: No.::Bryan Becket: Okay. Didn't you once tell me you believed in the Loch Ness monster?::Sully: Oh, they're gonna catch that sucker! You'll see.

Bryan Becket: I don't know what the military was covering up at Roswell. Does that make it aliens?::Sully: No! But alien bodies on the ground made it aliens!

[Beckett and Sully drive up to the house]::Sully: Oh my God, it's a monster. She lived there alone? I wouldn't be caught dead alone in there. It would creep me out.::Bryan Becket: I can't wait to get in there. I hear there's all kinds of antiques, even a wine cellar.::Sully: You hear? Oh, that's right. This is the aunt that didn't like you, so she never invited you over.::Bryan Becket: I don't care if she didn't like me. She's dead now. I'm inviting myself over.::Sully: Yeah, but why didn't she like you?::Bryan Becket: Don't know.::Sully: You know, I gotta admit I find this all very, very intriguing.::Bryan Becket: Well, you also find astrology intriguing, and it's not.

[Beckett and Sully tour the house]::Sully: Yeah, but, you know, something still doesn't add up, you know? You got your classic mystery here. Don't you see that?::Bryan Becket: Yeah, it's right up there with crop circles.::Sully: Okay. You know what? I don't care how high your IQ test scores were. You lack common curiosity, and that's a flaw. It is. And I've got it. You know, I'm curious all day long, I'm like a two-year-old.::[Beckett smiles]

Bryan Becket: You want to hear my theory on my aunt?::Sully: [excitedly] You have a theory?::Bryan Becket: I don't think she was the saint that everybody thought she was. I think she was hiding something, about herself or about her past. And she feared being around someone like me: someone who was smart and shared her blood, I just might figure it out. It's a pretty juicy theory. It's right up your alley. What do you think, Sull?::[Sully suddenly gasps; his eyes roll up in his head, and he staggers]::Bryan Becket: Sully! Sully!::[Sully collapses against a table, sending a silver tea set crashing to the floor]::Bryan Becket: Hey! [Beckett runs to him] Sully? Sully? Where's your juice? [He begins looking through the pockets of Sully's suit] Where's your juice? Where's your - oh, okay. I got it. All right, just hang on, pal, you're gonna be fine. Let's just get some juice in you.::Sully: [whispers] There's something upstairs in the closet. Behind the crucifix.

Bryan Becket: [to Sully] You're a crisis addict, you know that?

[Bryan has just learned that his aunt had written up a will, and that he does not inherit the house]::Bryan Becket: Then who the hell did she leave the house to?::Sully: The Delano Institute.::Bryan Becket: Why would she...::Sully: I don't know why, but she left it to a particular department there, run by one Dr. Warren Koven.::Bryan Becket: Okay. What do we know about this Koven guy?::Sully: He runs a sleep lab.::Bryan Becket: Which is what, exactly?::Sully: I don't know. I assume it's a lab where people sleep. And now they've got your house, I'm sure they're gonna sleep a lot easier.

Dr. Warren Koven: Did something happen?::Bryan Becket: Let's just say that I now understand how my aunt could have become confused and thought her place was haunted. [chuckles] I thought I heard something there myself, last night. I'm staying there until the estate is settled.::Dr. Warren Koven: What did you hear?::Bryan Becket: Whispering. Outside my door. I do not believe in ghosts, and I got the sense that you don't, either.::Dr. Warren Koven: I don't. I don't believe in anything supernatural.::Bryan Becket: Then we're kindred spirits. But that still leaves me short of an answer.

Happy (2006)

Actors: Raju Sundaram (miscellaneous crew), Manoj Bajpayee (actor), Tanikella Bharani (actor), Brahmanandam (actor), Sriram L.B. (actor), Venu Madhav (actor), Vijay Raaz (actor), Ramaprabha (actress), Yuvan Shankar Raja (composer), Anthony (editor), Kona Venkat (writer), S.N. Swamy (writer), Suman Shetty (actor), Genelia D'Souza (actress), Allu Aravind (producer),

Plot: Bunny, a pizza delivery boy is blamed by Madhumati, a calm and serious girl, of ruining her education and being responsible for an upcoming unwanted marriage. Left with no other option, Bunny chooses to help her by ploying a story to the would-be groom and in the process is forced to share a flat with her. But did Madhumati really forgive Bunny?

Keywords: examination, falling-in-love, false-prostitution-case, fear, forced-marriage, mbbs, orphan, pizza, pizza-delivery-boy
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,

Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber (2005)

Actors: Jennifer Love Hewitt (miscellaneous crew), Daniel Roebuck (actor), Zak Santiago (actor), Denis Corbett (actor), Stanley M. Brooks (producer), Phil Marshall (composer), Melissa Rivers (actress), Brenda Crichlow (actress), Joseph Lawrence (actor), David Lewis (actor), Jennifer Love Hewitt (actress), David Richmond-Peck (actor), Chad Oakes (producer), Natassia Malthe (actress), Reese Alexander (actor),

Plot: Social satire based on the best-seller by Adele Lang humorously chronicles the life of Katya Livingston, a self-centered, obnoxious and conceited 28-year-old ad sales exec who won't let anything or anyone stand in her way in getting to the top of the San Francisco social ladder. When tax inspectors quesiton her claims Katya is forced to keep a financial diary and finds time to add details about her friends, enemies and lovers all from her unique point of view.

Keywords: advertising-agency, angel-costume, based-on-novel, beauty-salon, best-friend, birthday-party, blue-wig, body-waxing, bra, bunny-costume
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: When you're at the top, the only way is down.

Quotes:

Katya Livingston: Darling, don't you know that looking good is everything - no matter how much it costs?::[pause]::Katya Livingston: Never mind.

Katya Livingston: I barely have enough time to keep a journal, let alone breast feed an orphan.

Eliza: Discussing your six-figure salary will only make him feel discontented with his lot.::Katya Livingston: He lives in a shack with no air conditioning, TiVo, or DSL. I don't think I could make him feel any more discontented than he already is.

Melissa Rivers: Okay, is there anyone here that she hasn't slept on or is planning on marrying and divorcing?

Bunny (2005)

Actors: Lawrence Raghavendra (miscellaneous crew), Raghu Babu (actor), Chalapathi Rao (actor), Rajan P. Dev (actor), Sriram L.B. (actor), Venu Madhav (actor), M.S. Narayana (actor), Aahuthi Prasad (actor), Prakash Raj (actor), Mukesh Rishi (actor), Sharat Saxena (actor), Devi Sri Prasad (composer), Gautham Raju (editor), Sarath Kumar (actor), Chitram Seenu (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Deadly Advice (1994)

Actors: Jonathan Pryce (actor), Edward Woodward (actor), Brenda Fricker (actress), Richard Harvey (composer), June Randall (miscellaneous crew), Eleanor Bron (actress), Imelda Staunton (actress), Jane Horrocks (actress), John Mills (actor), Billie Whitelaw (actress), Jonathan Hyde (actor), Emma Porteous (costume designer), Roger Frost (actor), Hywel Bennett (actor), Charles Salmon (producer),

Plot: Mother rules the house with an iron hand and has such power over her daughters that they see themselves as becoming old unmarried, maids. Jodie has feelings for the local doctor, a man much older than her, for which her mother strongly disapproves. Beth finds a relationship with a male stripper in Bristol, but sees nothing in the future with Mother around. While both girls would like to be rid of Mother, nothing happens until Jodie sees images of H. R. Armstrong, the man who put the town on the map by dispatching his un-loving wife.

Keywords: independent-film, jack-the-ripper
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: On how to commit the perfect murder.

Quotes:

Jodie: Ted and I are strictly platonic.::Mother: What does *that* mean?::Jodie: It's Greek. For "having lunch occasionally."

Now That It's Morning (1991)

Actors: Edward Hibbert (actor), Malcolm Sinclair (actor), Tristram Jellinek (actor), Nick Pickard (actor), Alan Knight (editor), Esta Charkham (producer), Neil Bartlett (writer), Neil Bartlett (director), Reg Bundy (actor), Nicolas Bloomfield (actor), Simon Mellor (producer), James Gardiner (costume designer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Bikers Versus the Undead (1985)

Actors: Dale Benson (actor), Mike Crowley (actor), John Ruiz (actor), James R. Buick (director), James R. Buick (editor), James R. Buick (writer), James R. Buick (producer), Sheila O'Keefe (producer), Peggy Lynch (actress), Sheila O'Keefe (actress), Larry Bruce (actor), Peggy Lynch (actress), Barbara Crist (actress), Barbara Crist (actress), Eric Moser (actor),

Genres: Fantasy, Horror,

Mame (1974)

Actors: Bea Arthur (actress), Burt Mustin (actor), Don Porter (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Lucille Ball (actress), Robert Preston (actor), Bruce Davison (actor), Joyce Van Patten (actress), Wanda Perry (actress), Marie Kenney (miscellaneous crew), Ken Grant (actor), Sandahl Bergman (actress), John McGiver (actor), Lucille Benson (actress), Theadora Van Runkle (costume designer),

Plot: The musical revolves around the antics of Mame Dennis, a fun-loving, wealthy eccentric with a flare for life and a razor sharp wit. Her life is suddenly changed when she becomes the guardian of her late brother's only child, Patrick Dennis. Her adventures take us from the speak-easies of the roaring 20's to the depression following the great Stock Market crash. She is rescued by a wealthy Southern plantation owner, marries and is widowed suddenly, and through it all, manages to keep things under control. With some help from her dearest friend, Vera Charles, she helps keep things at 3 Beekman Place a rousing free-for-all.

Keywords: aunt, aunt-nephew-relationship, based-on-novel, based-on-play, based-on-stage-musical, based-on-stage-musical-based-on-stage-play, character-name-in-title, christmas, expectant-mother, fox-hunt
Genres: Musical,
Taglines: She'll coax the blues right out of your heart!

Quotes:

Vera Charles: I'm thrilled by the style and wit of each jest that you make. It's bracing to me. Trade quips with my bosom buddy. You Woolcott, you Benchley, you snake.

Vera Charles: Oh my God. Somebody's been sleeping in my dress.

Peter: [after Patrick and Pegeen say he can't go to Siberia with Mame] You know what your problem is mom? You don't Live Live LIVE! Life is a Banquet and most sons of bitches are starving to death!

Young Patrick: Can I slide down the banister?::Mame: Well, why not.::Young Patrick: My father would never let me.::Mame: That's too bad. You must come from a dreadful family.::Young Patrick: I only have one relative in the whole world.::Mame: Oh, really, dear? And who is that?::Young Patrick: You.::Agnes: That's right.::Mame: Who are you?::Agnes: Agnes Gooch.::Mame: That's impossible. You aren't coming until tomorrow. Your telegram clearly said December 1, and this is November 31. And everyone knows that thirty days hath September, April, June, and Nov - . Oh my GOD. I'm your Auntie Mame.

Mrs. Upson: Mame, you'll never believe this, but this part of the house used to be an old slave kitchen [black maid walks in] Oh there you are Bertha. Bertha, this is Mame Dennis. Bertha is one in a million. We don't know what we'd do without her, do we Claude? She's so nice... most of them are getting so snotty these days.

Mrs. Upson: Now we all know about these women things, don't we.Come down here and sit beside me. [Heavily pregnant Agnes sits down] Now, what's your name dear?::Agnes: Gooch.::Mrs. Upson: And what does Mr. Gooch do?::Agnes: Oh, my father passed on.::Mrs. Upson: No no, I meant your husband.::Agnes: I'm a bachelor girl. My baby is going to be a little bas...

Vera: I have an astronomical discovery for you. The man in the moon is a bitch.

Vera Charles: However, in 'Fallen Angel' all of my clothes were done by Chanel! She said to me, 'Cheri' - she always called me Cheri - 'Cheri' she said, clothes not only make the woman, clothes make the world!' Oh she's brilliant! Sell her own mother, but brilliant. The costumes for my new show are so dazzling, that we expect complaints from the orchestra.

Mame: Could you be persuaded to have a drink, dear?::Vera Charles: Well, maybe just a TINY triple!

The Return of Raffles (1932)

Actors: Claud Allister (actor), A. Bromley Davenport (actor), Sydney Fairbrother (actress), Camilla Horn (actress), Reginald Beck (editor), George Barraud (actor), Philip Strange (actor), E.W. Hornung (writer), H. Saxon-Snell (actor), Arthur Seabourne (editor), Mansfield Markham (director), Mansfield Markham (producer), W.J. Balef (writer),

Genres: Crime,